So I'm no longer an Aquarius?! : New zodiac sign dates

[LAnkou]

still a leo...as my wife, my mother and my uncle (we are a great family of lions)
but now, my sister too is leo!
Leo is still the best of the 12...

 

[GenMarshall]

So now I am an Aries?!

 

[Mr. Dictator]

I'm a Gemini, and 3/6ths of me would like to remain so (2/6ths is weighing the option of a move to Taurus, and the other sixth would like to find some way to become an Ophiucus to have something new to talk about). What do I do?

 

[onedreamer]

So whats your new sign, and what does this mean for all of us?

it means that the end of the world is delayed one month and at the same time one year (because it is inversely proportional to the Zodiac, if you didn't know). It also means that we are lost without a guide that tells us what to do and even how to think, be it God, the Horoscope or Berlusconi.

 

[gangleri2001]

I think it's a good time for all astrologers to adopt the Chinese horoscope so scientists don't get involved in their job anymore.

 

[pesgores]

Now I'm a fish?!

 

[classical_hero]

So if your sign predicts your personality, does this mean that we will all undergo massive personality changes tomorrow? Obviously Fox News has that much power.

I'm still telling people I'm a Gemini.

I always knew that Fox News was powerful but i never knew that powerful.

 

[onedreamer]

Now I'm a fish?!

literally, you should be fishes (two).

 

[Ekolite]

Well according to that I'm now a Leo but I fit the stereotype for virgo (my old sign) much better.

 

[_random_]

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/13/no-your-zodiac-sign-hasnt-changed/

 

[warpus]

People who believe in this crap (astrology) amuse me.

I hope I didn't offend anyone.

 

[Torgny]

People who believe in this crap (astrology) amuse me.

I hope I didn't offend anyone.

Have you studied astrology? I mean the real astrology, not the predictions that media produces every day.

 

[Leonel]

Still an Aries here!

 

[MobBoss]

Well, I was a Libra married to a Leo.

But now I am a Virgo married to a Cancer.

Not sure wth that even means.

 

[El_Machinae]

People didn't know this?

I discovered this inaccuracy a few years ago, well before I made my first $10 million.

No wonder the world's not populated with millionaires. Y'all have been following the wrong advice.

 

[Smellincoffee]

I always tell people who ask, "What's your sign?" that I don't have a horoscope.

...and when they ask me for my birthday, I refuse to tell them on the grounds that they'll try to shoe-horn me into some Babylonian superstition. Nuclear processes millions and billions of miles away cannot affect the temperaments or lives of people on Earth.

 

[duckstab]

http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/01/13...now-about-their-new-zodiac/?iid=nfmostpopular

Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
Pisces: March 11-April 18.
Aries: April 18-May 13.
Taurus: May 13-June 21.
Gemini: June 21-July 20.
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17.
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.

This actually isn't news to me, I had an astronomer at the McDonald Observatory in west Texas point it out when I went to one of their star parties. Great stuff, BTW, if you're into astronomy at all and happen to be in the Big Bend area.

Anyhow, I'm still an Aries. Barely.

 

[Huayna Capac357]

Meh. Still a Leo.

 

[GenMarshall]

I always knew that Fox News was powerful but i never knew that powerful.

It's not just FOX reporting this. Even CNN is reporting this tidbit as well.

 

[Zelig]

I'm the big dipper.