Pre-turn Im guessing that barb 2 NE of Rotterdam is Conan. Switch Eindhoven from warrior to worker. We need more workers right now, but if barbs come, Ill switch back.
Give England Philo for Math and 50 gold. Philo to America for 10 gold and 5 gpt.
IBT Conan moves towards our Archer. He just sealed his fate
1475 (1) Our archer fires a volley of arrows at Conan and
wins without taking a scratch. Uh huh. Sure. Conan was REALLY terrible.
Ok. Theres a settler here, but Im not sure where its supposed to go
considering its position, Im going to guess it was headed towards the SE (below Eindhoven). Increase Lux to 10% so Amsterdam doesnt riot.
1450 (2) Rotterdam worker->worker. Bedehoven warrior->worker. Rename archer to Conans Canon.
I decide we have too much money. Build embassy in Washington for 31 gold.
Size 1, with an entertainer?!? Not growing, one spear guarding with a spear due in 8 turns
no resources or luxes.
Build another embassy in London for 53 gold. Size 4 grow in 10, 1 horse, 4 incense, 2 reg spears guarding, and the Colossus due in 4. 100% science.
IBT English warrior appears north of the Hague.
1425 (3) Rush the barracks in Amsterdam for 1 citizen. Otherwise I would have had to raise Lux.
IBT And another English warrior appears
at least theyre not in a stack, so I THINK theyre just exploring
1400 (4) Amsterdam barracks->archer.
IBT As I hoped, the English warriors leave (well, one leaves, the other heads East). The Maya are building ToA.
1375 (5) have to hire an entertainer in Amsterdam.
IBT Barb appears RIGHT behind the settler. English are building the Pyramids. And complete the Colossus in London.
1350 (6) nada.
IBT the Inca, Aztecs, and America all have MM now.
1325 (7) Rotterdam worker->barracks. Do some rearranging in Amsterdam so the Archer is still built next turn, it doesnt grow to size 6, and so we can still have a scientist (Rotterdam is only size 2 now).
Found Arnhem ->worker. None of the trades for MM are really worth it (CoL for MM and gold for all 3), and since we dont really need MM just yet, Ill wait to see if some other trade turns up.
IBT BARB ATTACK!! Ok, its not that bad, but a horse appears right outside of Bedehoven, that warrior moves north, and a galley appears by our curragh exploring the Incan west coast.
1300 (8) Amsterdam archer->settler (can be changed to another archer). Bedehoven worker->barracks. Kill horse without taking a hit, and promote to vet. Raise lux to 20%. Move warrior in Eindhoven towards barb warrior.
IBT An English warrior and an American scout appear. A barb galley sinks our curragh.
1275 (9) Eindhoven worker->worker. Warrior from Bedehoven kills barb warrior. Send workers to hook up Dyes.
1250 (10) Utrecht barracks->archer.
Dyes will be connected in 2 turns, and so will the settler in Amsterdam (which can be switched to an archer if wed rather start the attack earlier). Amsterdam will grow in 1 turn, though, so keep an eye on its happiness. The warrior by Bedehoven is going to find the barb camp in the south. I believe it is in the forest 2 SE of him.
The Aztecs, Incas, and Americans all have MM and are all willing to trade it for CoL. Aztecs have the most gold (50).
And now that I think of it, Bedehoven should probably be switched to a worker.
Actually, I should keep quiet, just in case I end up getting conquered by Conan. 
Canon D? Was it because he was chased out of Stuttgart by the French? Or was it because he played in some many different churches? OK I give up...
Is SW3 over yet?
