Chaos the Laughter vs. Leo Cazals
Round 1- Fight!
Leo cursed vigorously in Spanish as he sprinted towards the center of Carnivale- a late wake-up call compounded with an unexpected conflagration in the cafeteria caused by some idiot stuffing the toaster with several loaves of bread had left him running badly behind schedule. Forcing the remains of a stale muffin into his mouth in mid-sprint, he arrived, exhausted, in the tent.
“Ah, Mr. Cazals, you certainly enjoy cutting your schedule quite thin.”
It was Judge Alenia, an unreadable expression on her face. She seemed to be writing something in an unseen notebook. Judge North stood beside her, playing at the ever-present cigarette in his mouth.
Leo tried to mutter an apology, but it was lost between heaving breaths. After a few seconds of recovery, he took note of his surroundings. In front of him was what he had been told would transport him to his destination- a strange looking and rather gaudy machine, much like the rest of Carnivale. The crowd around him was almost invisible in the dimly-lit main tent- only the faces of the two judges, and a single suited figure looming behind them, were within clear sight.
“Where is Chaos?” he spoke at last, realizing with growing discomfort that his opponent was nowhere to be seen.
“Your rival’s already entered the battlefield, son.” drawled Judge North, “You’d best get in there before he prepares too elabourate of a trap for you.”
Leo cursed inwardly- while he doubted that Chaos the Laughter would be able to produce a trap in any amount of time, his opportunity to talk to his opponent before the battle was missed.
“Well, send me in then-”
Before Leo had finished his sentence, a blinding flash went off. Waving his arms around for a few moments, he held onto a cold, damp wall as his sight returned. He was at the top of a long, torchlit staircase, descending down into a void still invisible to his dilating eyes. He had just taken his first, cautious steps down when a deafening noise rattled his very bones.
“WHO DARES...” boomed the sepulchral, echoing voice. Leo took cover in a small impression in the wall.
“ENTER THE LAIR...” the voice continued. Leo scanned around for the source of the voice, but could see nothing.
“OF...” Leo braced himself.
“PRINCESS SOPHIA ROSITA SNUFFLES.”
The halls went silent, save for the quiet drip of moisture through the crypt.
“What?” Leo’s voice broke the silence. Unseen, Chaos uncrossed her legs and rose, taking a few steps towards the bottom of the staircase. The human stood a short distance up the stairs, glowing a dull red in the torchlight.
“Sup!”
“You... your name is... you’re a woman?”
“Why does everyone keep asking me that?”
Leo began to descend the stairs, entering into the antechamber. A disconcerting motif of orderly columns of bones repeated itself along the walls.
“Um, you called yourself Princess Sophia Rosita... Snuffles?”
“I’ve adopted many names! Regardless, you need search no longer, For I am he for whomst thou seekest... seeketh?”
Chaos narrowed his eyes and scratched at his chin.
“Ethethethethest."
He rolled the word around his tongue, like a connoisseur tasting the texture of a sound. Delicious!
Leo stared, almost entranced by confusion, before rapidly shaking his head to clear his thoughts.
“You know what, never mind. Look, we don’t need to fight.”
“Hmm?”
“This tournament, this ‘Carnivale’.”
“Yeah?”
“It’s evil. They’re manipulating us, if we fight now then we’re exactly what they want us to do.”
“Uh huh...”
“We can stop this, Chaos, we don’t need to fight!”
“Well, yeah...” the masked figure began, kicking indecisively at the floor.
“So if we just-”
“...but we’re GOING TO!”
“-work togeth- No, wait!”
Leo’s response was cut abruptly short as Chaos barreled into him. The man squished against her shoulder, winded by the sudden acceleration. The pair hurtled out of the antechamber and down a long corridor, coming to a stop as they decelerated by means of crashing through a flimsy wooden doorway. Detaching on impact, Leo slid along the floor, breaking the legs of a towering shelf. Chaos somersaulted to the side and managed to stumble to his feet, barely keeping his balance as the overloaded shelving unit began to tip. His raucous laughter was quickly drowned out as the massive stacks collapsed down onto the two combatants.
The deafening crash went on for several seconds. Leo held his head between his arms for protection, holding his breath. Thick dust obscured his sight as his eyes opened, and he struggled to free himself from the wreckage. With sudden disgust, he realized that the splintered box on top of him was a coffin- the thick dust most likely the last remains of its ancient occupants. Shoving the debris aside and pulling himself up, he looked around the clearing room to locate his enemy. Beneath a massive sarcophagus, a small part of Chaos’ foot was visible. It twitched slightly, then went still. Leo stood, crouched in combat readiness but awash in uncertainty, until his enemy’s muffled, lilting voice came through.
“Have you ever been crushed before?”
Beneath the sarcophagus, the flattened figure of Chaos grinned widely and exploded up off the floor. Leo flung himself to the side as the massive woodwork smashed down where he had been standing only moments before. Chaos yawned and stretched, her flattened body restoring itself, before her attention returned to the fight. Leo was backing away, his eyes wide at the sudden display of superhuman strength. The bauble in his pocket took this moment to speak.
“So, ready to give diplomacy a break and tactics a try?”
Leo made a tactical decision to flee the room. Chaos, excited by the challenge of pursuit, followed him out shortly thereafter.
The halls led further and further in to the tomb. Chaos might have worried about getting lost in the labyrinthine mess, if he had been one to worry about anything. She wasn’t in any hurry, although the chase would get boring if things got too slow.
Leo’s run came to an abrupt halt. He leaned against a wall, gasping for breath, as he looked around. Dead end. He should have taken the right turn at the last room. Searching the room for weapons, he found nothing but a torch. Plucking it from its bracket, he wondered aloud how the whole lighting system hadn’t burnt out years ago before holding the flame out before him as a weapon.
“Let him come...”
“Hi!”
Leo was so shocked by the voice behind him that he did not even tighten his hand as Chaos lifted the torch out of his grip. He didn’t even think of asking how his enemy had gotten into the room before delivering a punishing punch to Chaos’ gut. She doubled over, before getting up and striking back at Leo’s face. Leo retaliated with a grab at Chaos’ arm, causing the torch to tumble to the floor. With one inopportune step, the flame was snuffed and the room fell into darkness, save for a few embers on the floor, and the cold glow of Chaos’ one white eye. Three more swift blows made Leo add stars to the list of things he could see, as he lay hunched over on the ground.
“We still...” Leo wheezed, “We still don’t have to fight.”
“But why?” Chaos’ eye moved as if his head was tilted quizzically. Leo felt two hands tighten their grip around his shoulders, slowly beginning to slide him up the wall.
“Well, why do you want to fight?”
“I... well, it’s something you do. I’m here to do stuff. This is the first time I’ve had sensation, and do you know how it feels?”
Leo groaned and spat out blood.
“FANTASTIC! I’m going to try everything, and do everything! That’s why I’m here Leo! That’s why I’m here!”
Leo felt his feet lift off the floor, still in a daze. Chaos’ words floated into his brain like thick syrup, and his thoughts slowly began to fill in to formulate a response. It was at this moment that Leo, for the first time, felt that he understood what was going on behind that animated mask of a face. Chaos was like a child! He wasn’t evil, or driven to any sort of end- he was just a being utterly unaware of social norms, or even proper rationality- solipsistic in the extreme. It made him feel almost bad about what he was about to do.
A vicious kick struck somewhere on Chaos’ lower body. The masked figure yelped, and Leo tumbled to the floor. He landed awkwardly, and made it all of two steps before Chaos’ hands closed on him. A motormouthed giggle followed as the grip tightened once more and Leo was lifted back into the air. A sudden sensation of movement and whistling air rushed through Leo, before he crashed headlong into one of the shelves surrounding the room. Switching grips, Chaos spun Leo around like a whirling battering ram, as the debris of the room rained down upon them.
“I didn’t know you could do this with people!” exclaimed Chaos, smashing Leo’s body into a yet another stack of pottery, “Is this what dancing is like?”
Leo could only groan and bleed some more in response as his brutalized body smashed into the walls again and again. He could only quietly thank the fact that Chaos had not simply dashed him against the rough stone floor- rotten wood and fragile clay were decidedly less lethal.
With her opponent dazed and barely conscious, Chaos the Laughter finished off her destruction of the room and flipped the limp body over her shoulder. As she proceeded to walk out of the small dead end, taking the turn that Leo had missed, her collapsed foe began mumbling weakly.
“Hey Jeeves... any chance you might be able to help out a bit here?”
“Well, it’s been fun watching you get massacred, and I’ve already done more than you’d like to know to keep you from getting outright killed... but I’ll see what I can do. Take your opening when it comes.”
Leo felt a rejuvenating surge course through his body, and the concussed haze in his mind cleared. His eyes darted around, seeing that Chaos was taking him into a room larger than anything else he’d seen yet in this complex.
“Wow!” exclaimed Chaos, “A mausoleum! A boneyard! With real bones!”
Leo was unceremoniously dropped to the ground as his rival sprinted off towards the center of the room, shoving the lid off of a stone-hewn chest. Chaos dug through, picking out and feeling each of the skeletal fragments, examining them with the air of an art critic at a sculpture exhibition.
“Amazing! These things are inside you- I wonder if I could have them.”
Chaos spun around, once again catching Leo just seconds before his strike. That same vicious grip once again locked his hands together in painful immobility.
“Smooth Leo. Well, it looks like your time is running out- better think fast.”
Leo heeded Jeeves advice, and thought fast.
“Oh no!” he shouted, suddenly staring into space over Chaos’ right shoulder, “That bone’s getting away, catch it!”
Chaos spun around, hands at the ready to seize any escapees from her new treasure trove, to see...
“Hey, I don’t see anyth-”
Leo’s hand connected with the mask the second Chaos turned back around to face him. A horrible digging sensation flooded through her body as the fingers dug in beneath her mask. A bizarre electric tingling, at once burning hot and numbingly cold, flowed through Leo’s fingers which were now deeply immersed in the glowing corona surrounding Chaos’ head.
“Whoah! Easy now! HEY!” Chaos thrashed about in surprise. The sensation was bizarre and unprecedented. Wind whisked beneath her face, exposing all that which lay within. For the first time, he felt vulnerable. Exposed. And then... terrified. In a word, utterly awful. An alien fear suddenly rising, Chaos pushed his opponent away with greater force than ever before. The human was easily dislodged, but Leo’s grip on the mask was steadfast.
“Nyeeeeaaaaaaagh!” Chaos wailed as her face stretched agonizingly away from her. As the mask was wrenched further away, its connection grew weaker and weaker, like a magnet being torn apart from its opposite. Leo groaned from the tremendous exertion, wincing at Chaos’ sudden desperate blows. With a sudden release like a broken suction, the mask ripped off in its entirety and Leo was hurled across the room, sliding along the rough cobbled floor. The mask, now as dead and inanimate as any other, remained clutched in his hand with a death-grip. Bruised, winded and scraped, but otherwise intact, he looked up to see his foe, back turned to him, flailing about like a lunatic.
“Aaaagh! My mouth! My eyes! My face!” Chaos screamed and writhed, thrashing about and colliding with the walls, “I’m blind!”
She slowed for a second, frenzied activity suddenly turning into terrifyingly slow, purposeful movements.
“Oh wait...”
Her body straightened.
“I can see...”
Its hands lowered away from its head.
“Just...”
It began to turn.
“FINE.”
Its head turned towards Leo Cazals. The Chilean met the gaze, much to his immediate regret. A void stared into him, boring into his eyes. It was faceless, showing no hint of anything at all, beyond that horrid, swirling inky blackness. Leo had to avert his gaze, lest the darkness consume him altogether.
“Now...”
The faceless monstrosity took an unsteady step towards him.
“Give me...”
“MY. FACE.”
Leo backed up, watching the figure begin to stagger more and more. The tight fabric around its arms was beginning to look loose, and its movements were growing more erratic. Whisps of black smoke began to flow out of the head, overcoming the white aura containing them, flying out and disappearing into the darkness of the mausoleum’s roof. The voice spoke again, more intense this time.
“GIVE IT BACK!”
The faceless Chaos began a loping run, its arms now flailing about, as trying to ward away invisible flies. It struggled on a few more steps before one of its legs collapsed. With every movement, some supernatural wind blasted through the chamber, as more and more of the thing that was Chaos broke down. A shoe fell off, but the body soldiered on, arms making futile attempts to extend themselves towards the Mask, by now only a few meters away.
“NO! You don’t know... what... you’re... please...”
The wild gusts of wind faded to an echoing silence, and there was nothing in the chamber but Leo, his orb, the mask, and a pile of clothing. For a few seconds, he stood speechless, half-expecting the laughter to begin again. Nothing was forthcoming. Leo took a deep breath, and began to work out where exactly he was in the tomb. At a light jog, he left the mausoleum the way he’d entered, turning left and making his way through the series of rooms through which he’d fled several minutes earlier.
As he walked, a soft hissing sound seemed to follow him. Room after room passed, until at last he could ignore the noise no longer. Searching around him, he quickly found its origin to be in the mask.
“Uh... Jeeves. Can you tell me anything about this face?”
The demon in the orb was uncharacteristically silent.
“Jeeves?”
”Ehmmm... it’s coming back. And it’s not happy.”
Leo let out a string of curses and threw the mask violently to the ground. It clattered on the cold cobbled floor, little shadows flowing off of it like silverfish, retreating into the dark crevices of the stonework. He stepped away, looking around to see that the room of collapsed coffins was not far off- the exit was near.
Turning away, Leo began to run down the hallway, entering into the collapsed room. A brief look back, as he began to crawl his way over the debris, showed the inky shadows coalescing around the upturned mask. Both he and the blackness froze as the eye contact was made. Scrambling, he stumbled his way through the splintered wood, cutting a direct path to the door. Closing it behind him would have been useless, as the hinges had already been thoroughly destroyed, so he set out in a dead sprint. Just one more corner to the stairs. Don’t look back, don’t look back, but maybe it’s RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
Suffering a lapse in willpower, Leo looked. His imagination had gotten the better of him. The mask, held aloft in a billowing dark cloud, met his eyes, its expression twisted into a visage of unspeakable fury. It hurtled towards him, and from all directions ribbons of white and black spun themselves out of nothingness in the air, wrapping around the empty form of Chaos the Laughter. Incarnate once more, Chaos took two impossibly swift strides and seized Leo's neck from behind, pressing him roughly against the wall.
“That... wasn’t... very nice.”
Leo struggled, but he knew couldn’t beat the raw strength of this supernatural being in a straight-up fight.
“Do you know how long I’ve been trying to get back here?”
“Ah... about a minute?”
“DO YOU KNOW HOW SLOWLY TIME FLOWS OUT THERE?”
Leo gritted his teeth and responded.
“No! And I did what I had to do to live.”
“What you had to do to live... you’ve never been out there. You’ve never felt what it’s like, living in a world without sensation! I’ve been there, and I’m not going back!”
“You told me that...” Leo wheezed, the air beginning to be crushed out of his lungs. “You told me that’s what you're here for. To feel things.”
“Yup! Yes I am!” Chaos’ mood seemed to shift immediately to the conversational.
“But you’re just a tourist. You’re not learning... anything about what a human experience really is.”
“And why’s that?” Chaos’ grip returned to its previous intensity.
“Because you’ve yet to realise that your actions have any effect on others. You’re learning nothing until you recognize that other people feel things just...” the grip tightened further, “...the same...” his body rose higher and higher up on the wall, “...as you.”
For the first time, Chaos was quiet. His face molded itself into a frown into a frown. Leo stared into the monochromatic eyes, trying to make out any sort of human response in the blank splashes of black and white.
“So you’re implying... that you’re experiencing too?”
“You felt loss when I took your mask. I’ve felt pain... constantly since you started fighting me. Pain and many other things.”
Chaos’ hands loosened enough to let Leo breathe.
“I’m... going to have to think about this for a bit.”
The grip tightened suddenly. Leo felt his vision turn to black, and sank into peaceful oblivion. Chaos released its grip, and hefted Leo’s body over its shoulder once again. With slow steps, the masked figure ascended the staircase, approaching the return portal to Carnivale. His face was unreadable, immersed in unfamiliar thoughts for the very first time.