Canadian politics suddenly becomes exciting when Stephane Dion and Stephen Harper shed their human exteriors and reveal themselves to be androids, and duke it out on the floor of the House of Commons with laser guns in an all out duel to the death.
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Barring that, Canadian politics continue to be boring as no one is willing to trigger an election.
Well, there is provincial poli ... wait, that is even more boring.
My Canadian political predictions: There are going to be four by-elections on March 17 (nothing happening then). I can't say I know much about them. Most of them are in urban riding, so it should mostly be a battle between the Grits and the NDP. Maybe this will the chance for Dion to prove he is not a complete failure after all. As for a federal election ... who knows? It's still neck in neck. The
There will be election in Alberta soon, and maybe in Quebec. The Conservatives will win in Alberta, given that elections in Alberta are of the rubber stamp variety typical of the petrostates (er, the petroprovince). Ed Stelmach seems to be a weak leader, but the opposition is weaker.
Certainly, a weak opposition has kept Jean Charest in office longer than his personal popularity level would suggest. His probably found a match in Marois (the most competent female politician in Canada), who may well dislodge from power and push the ADQ back to third party status. She'll also continue to shelve the referendum, winning the province over and angering the separatist hardliners.