The CFC Mafia (Game Thread)

[Duke Blackstone]

Why are you spaming for cash in the first place, hmmm? Fudruckers..

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Fudruckers Pizza, perhaps some of us need the most PC to fill our primary goal? Who woulda thought?

Primary goal should b lynch mafia.

S3condry goal is gain PC. And why you d3al with suspictd scum lik ATPG to gain PC? Nasty businsss, that. Naughty and untrustworthy of you.


Spamming for PG, not cash. Also not spam at all y3t this round.

 

[Duke Blackstone]

You have me there. Call it my primary personal objective, the other is a given. Haha and suspected joker ATPG you mean? And i had missed out on 4 days of posting, so im 40 behind. The reason i voted for you in the first place was spam, yess fudruckers, we hatesss it, and i figured that you could throw me a postcount or five if i pressed hard enough. clearly i was wrong.

Edit: Thanks for the lack of spam laately btw. Ill keep this conversation going if ya lay off the lolcats and at least soome l33t. Thataway we both get cas.. i mean PC, and i keep my sanity. See, fudruckers, everyone can be happy

 

[Takhisis]

1. Krill contact'd ATPG immidiatly aftar I "confsssd" and stated:

Spoiler :

askthpizzaguy: Huh?
Krilly: what faction ar you?
askthpizzaguy:
askthpizzaguy: Why, what dos it concrn you for
Krilly: Bcaus I want to know
askthpizzaguy: wll obviously you do.
Krilly: Indd
askthpizzaguy: So I tak it I was right, you wr mafia.
Krilly: Or I'm an innocnt and I want to know what th mafia faction is calld
askthpizzaguy: sur, thats why you contactd m in privat
askthpizzaguy: if I wr mafia I would tll you th nam of my faction why?
askthpizzaguy: Dosn't add up
Krilly: You could asily liy
Krilly: somthing I think you ar known wll for
askthpizzaguy: I li whn it srvs a purpos.
askthpizzaguy: Right now I don't know why I nd to li to you
askthpizzaguy: but information isn't fr
Krilly: I'll wait until you di thn

This could be innosint bahavior, but it rais my 3y3brows.

Hmmm... maybe. Still you tried to get as many people as possible to try and lynch you and then you injured all of them. I'm not buying it.

OOh! I forgot to set this little pie out on the windowsill to cool--

For any curious innocent, I believe the moniter gives +1 STR. I don't have one myself, but this way we don't fall into some kind of trap of "oh, my name is Takhisis/Zack/random mafia, and I will tell everyone the honest truth on what the moniter does because I'm an innocent!"

Atleast I have been told. Perhaps lied to, but probably not.

Wow, it's amazing how no one believes I am innocent. Perhaps the best thing for me in the long term would be to die and have my name not be mafia for once in, um... 4 months? Dear me, I'm almost like Bilbo, losing track of time.

And why do people ignore Nictel's continued absence? Come on, people...

Edit: Thanks for the lack of spam btw. Ill keep this conversation going if ya lay off the lolcats and l33t.

You know, there are some PCs involved in that .

 

[Duke Blackstone]

Hey, Fudruckers, didnt have to do it myself
So, whoever is responsible for bribing/threatening/cajoling ATPG to stop spamming has my dearest thanks

 

[wideyedwanderer]

Vote: Kennigit. An awfully lengthy defense to an accusation so early in the game. Monitor to Zack.

 

[Kennigit]

Yes. Because talking over a series of PMs has to be suspicious. I guess Zack and his little vote buddy choxorn (who is consistently voting the same as zack for what I see as no public reason, such as voting the beer day 1 instead of to the Autolycus, etc) will push for my lynch. Meh.

Takhisis I agree, I voted for nictel iirc.

I hope you all are sad when blue innocent blood flows my snapped bleeding neck after the lynch. Er, permaban--whatever.

'Tis a shame I'd actually die. 3rd time is a charm though since we've had 2 fruitless lynches, but not if you want to lynch an innocent.

SO you may go ahead and close my pie shop. Again, as I said in this thread before, sometimes it takes an innocent martyr to get the innocents actually paying attention.

Autolycus, how has the beer been though?

 

[Duke Blackstone]

Well, stop being so helpless, grow some fudruckers, rally the voters, and help us figure out who really is in the Mafia

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Hmmm... maybe. Still you tried to get as many people as possible to try and lynch you and then you injured all of them. I'm not buying it.

Hint: I am not Polly Prissy Pants with a gold3n halo ov'r my h3ad. (shockr) That much should b obvious. But that do3s not m3an that I cannot b us3ful if w3 has a common animy. You know what th troubl' with townys is? So rigidly idalogical that anyon who isn't pur as th3 drivn snow must always b lynch immdiatly.

Why dos mafia win? Oftn tims thay mak alliancs with nutral and SK rol's. You should try it somtim, it is not lik I am going anywar or p3opl going to forg3t Mr. Yamm3rmouth is playing. You want lynch moi l8tr, b my guast.

In th3 m3antim considr what I am saying and doing with an opn mind.... for a chang of pac. B skapticl all you wish, but at list list'n.

How much you wish to b3t thar was mafia in that wagon?

Thay got injur'd. I bat thay hat3 moi now.

Wow, it's amazing how no one believes I am innocent. Perhaps the best thing for me in the long term would be to die and have my name not be mafia for once in, um... 4 months? Dear me, I'm almost like Bilbo, losing track of time.

I buhliv you R innosint. Just has h3ad as hard as a rock. If you listn to moi, I'll giv your th3ry a shot.

And why do people ignore Nictel's continued absence?

If you wish, I can has voat for Nictl, but I am afraid my voat will discourag othrs from voating Nicky.


@ avryon3:
For th' r3cord: I cannot us3 th lattr "3", durp. And I has to spam. My PG, d3al with it.


unvoat Dook, voat Nictl

 

[King Flevance]

Only the permaban vote is available now.

Takhisis for the monitor.
Abstain

This game is pretty scattered it's hard for even someone of my caliber to keep up with it all. I am not sure if the average joe can keep up at all. I suspect a couple people of rusing the crowd with their posts. But I am not convinced enough to outwardly accuse yet.

Does anyone care to share what the purpose of the virus handbook or the beer fountain are good for? Someone said you can write viruses with it, but what does a virus do? What does the computer do? Choxorn and Kennegit have the handbooks right? Either of you want to mention what they do/what the viruses you write do? And what does beer do?

Pizza guy, how the hell did you do that damaging of lynchers? That was pretty awesome. It was probably on par with how awesome I was avoid it, if only through kismet. But you do have your limitations. Check this out:

Evergreen, Ebeneezer, and finally Yeeeeeeeeeah. The great ones can do it all.

 

[Tee Kay]

Oh God the spam!

Don't give Takhisis the monitor! He's always mafia, remember? However, in light of the lack of convincing prove I abstain for now.

 

[mgsmuhammad]

Zack shall be hoisted onto my Xyston if it's the last thing I do!

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Zack shall be hoisted onto my Xyston if it's the last thing I do!

I want 3v3ryon to know that mgsmuhammad is a nam3 I can sp3ll and also, h3's a fin3 man with a brilliant mind and s3xay body. Cl3arly sup3rior to all th' rist of you!

 

[King Flevance]

Psh, Zack already haz one of those monitors!

So what do they do? All of these items popping up and no one is sharing... unless I missed it in all the spam. But I have been through the thread a couple times now and didn't see it.

 

[Winston Hughes]

I should get the monitor. I believe it will spur me on to greater things. For the ban, both Beefy and mgsmuhammed strike me as suspicious, but I need to do some more reading before I commit one way or the other.

 

[mgsmuhammad]

For the ban, both Beefy and mgsmuhammed strike me as suspicious, but I need to do some more reading before I commit one way or the other.

While I find your judgement simply xeric, I suppose I can't complain.

 

[classical_hero]

My eyes hurt from all this spam and so does the colour we need for the monitor. I think I will go and play a game of civ3 as England this time.

I classical_hero can haz the monitor. I will vote for remake20[/s for making this confusing game. Actually I think that civgeneral just for a change. Just to pick someone random.

 

[Zack]

Well, Kennigit, you gave a very lengthy response to my first and second PMs, which were very short in length. Then you come into the thread and give another incredibly long defense.

Oh, and wideyed, I already have a monitor- I don't need another. Someone can buy my vote if they really want it, but for now I Abstain.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

kennight for the Lynch, and Zack can have the moditor for all I care.

 

[King Flevance]

Is it a flatscreen 36" monitor? Or the standard 17-20"?