The Civ 5 C&C Off-Topic Thread

[GPuzzle]

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Still doesn't beat that time two guys started fighting with Katanas over a box of avocados here in Chile.

Featured on my top 10 anime fights list.

 

[AW Arcaeca]

I guess I'm a little late to the party (holy crap, this thread exploded since I was last here ), but it may or may not be worth pointing out that I hail from the US of 'murica as well.

 

[Firebug]

"In August 1990, an unemployed French nuclear physicist named André Gardes armed with a semi-automatic weapon attempted an invasion of Sark. The night Gardes arrived, he put up two posters declaring his intention to take over the island the following day at noon. The following day he started a solo foot patrol in front of the manor in battle-dress with weapon in hand. While sitting on a bench, changing the gun's magazine and waiting for noon to arrive, the island's volunteer constable approached the Frenchman and complimented Gardes on the quality of his weapon.[14] Gardes then showed the gun to the constable, who took it and arrested Gardes.[15][16] Gardes attempted a comeback the following year, but was intercepted in Guernsey."

This

This is beautiful

but not as beautiful as the Icon

Awww, shucks.

 

[ls612]

Ah, my people have followed me to the promised land of OT.

 

[Firebug]

Ah, my people have followed me to the promised land of OT.

I followed Klisz and the rest of the Colonalist Legacies thread that went off-topic.

 

[jackelgull]

Ah, my people have followed me to the promised land of OT.

I would not be a Moses to lead you into the Promised Land, because if I could lead you into it, someone else could lead you out of it

5chars

 

[Uighur_Caesar]

This thread is approximately averaging one page per hour so far. In C&C this would be unheard, yet for some reason I feel like that's average for an OT thread even though I've never been here. Either way, thanks for making this thread and I look forward to the continuation of the intellectual discourse that has currently been unfolding

 

[Hygro]

I'm up to 3 gpt now

 

[Zack]

I'm up to 3 gpt now

i denounce hygro

 

[Hygro]

So you admit your intelligence is artificial.

 

[Uighur_Caesar]

So you admit your intelligence is artificial.

This isn't Cleverbot bro, I'm a human

 

[Typhlomence]

Just saw this earlier, and... up to six pages in five hours, that's, uh, much quicker than I'm accustomed to.

 

[Urdnot_Scott]

Expedition log: the crew of the hms C&C have begun their colonization efforts despite incursions by the local native population - efforts to cultivate meaningless conversation are already underway and it is thriving in this foreign soil. This land is claimed for the United federation of modding states, deus vult!

PS as far as countries go, I guess Scotland is fairly over represented if you count me and firebug. If you count me as middle eastern tho, I'm seriously uuunderrepresented

 

[Chrisy15]

*wakes up*

*sees thread has tripled in length*

*smiles*

How many English modders are there? I always expected there to be quite a few, but so far I can only think of me, Whoward and (maybe) Typlomence (based solely on the fact they've heard of Dad's Army...)

 

[Klisz]

Typhlomence is Australian, I believe.

 

[Firebug]

*wakes up*

*sees thread has tripled in length*

*smiles*

How many English modders are there? I always expected there to be quite a few, but so far I can only think of me, Whoward and (maybe) Typlomence (based solely on the fact they've heard of Dad's Army...)

I'm English.

But i wonder if my fascination for Greek States makes people think i'm Greek.

 

[Borachio]

Link to video.

That's... absolutely...

hilarious!

Honestly, Trump is a caricature of himself.

I'd vote for him.

(With all my fraudulent multiple votes.)

Whatever number they give me in the cloakroom.

Spoiler sleazy pun :

Isn't that right, Mahatma Coat?

*groans* The old jokes are the best though, I suppose.

This was a genuine question on a quiz show on TV:

Q: What was Gandhi's first name?

Spoiler :

genuine answer from a confused contestant: Goosey.

 

[Arakhor]

I'm English.

But i wonder if my fascination for Greek States makes people think i'm Greek.

I'm fascinated by various aspects of mediaeval history, particularly the ever-backstabbing Byzantines, but I may even be more English than you.

 

[Camikaze]

Statistically speaking, either Pouakai or myself is a Sheep.

Well then I guess we know what the other half is too.

 

[Hoop Thrower]

JFD confirmed for weresheep?