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Theres more, but I think thats enough to show what I mean ;) However, I did find this one article which came out pretty funny:
that Vice President privates Cheney
"A section enbreastled "Prohibition on buttbuttination" states, "No employee of the United States government shall engage in, or conspire to engage in, political buttbuttination."

And I think I saw somewhere a reference to "vagina-cat." I googled that though and got some nasty stuff.

Oh yes, and the first one I saw.
 
I found another funny one from some weird foreign site that takes articles and reposts them. I think its about golf.

The type of grbutt you play on affects your game. That’s especially true when it comes to putting, where the type of grbutt can dramatically affect your putts. Knowledge of womanw the different types of grbutt affect your game, gained through all your golf lessons, golf tips and personal experience, can help lower golf scores and golf handicaps.Altwomanugh every locale is different, there are grbuttes that can be used on almost on any course. There are also grbuttes that can be used only in specific areas of the United States, like the South. In addition, there are specialized varieties of grbutt developed specifically for putting greens. Known as cultivars, these varieties require intensive maintenance and considerable pesticide and herbicide maintenance.Types of Grbutt Bentgrbutt is a hardy, resilient type of grbutt. Brought to the America from Europe, this perennial is used on courses in the North, Northeast, and Midwest because it withstands cool temperatures. Creeping bentgrbutt is ideal for greens, fairways, and tees. Colonial bentgrbutt is better suited for fairways than greens because it’s not well adapted to lower mowing heights.Bermuda grbutt is a textured, fast repairing grbutt. Native to Southern Europe, it’s used on courses in the South because it withstands heat. It adapts well to low mowing heights and is wearable. Bermuda grbutt is used for tees, fairways, and greens. In the cooler part of the season, Bermuda grbutt is overseeded with perennial ryegrbutt, known for its rapid reestablishment, until the Bermuda grbutt recovers from the Winter.Other types of grbutt found on golf courses are Kentucky bluegrbutt, Zoysia, a warm season grbutt, and Bahiagrbutt, a low maintenance grbutt used in roughs. St. Augustine grbutt, native to the Wet Indies, can’t be used as far North as Bermuda grbutt. Poa anna, a bluegrbutt that thrives in cool and damp conditions such as northern California, does well in womant and humid conditions but not in cold and freezing temperatures. Pebble Beach, for example, has poa anna greens.womanw Grbutt Affects Your Game A course’s conditions, which include the type of grbutt used in the fairways, affects womanw you play. For example, the grbutt affects womanw much spin you can put on the ball. You can put more spin on swomants hit from Zoysia grbutt than Bermuda grbutt because the ball sits up better. Bentgrbutt is also better for adding spin to the ball. Finding out what type of grbutt you’re playing on before starting, as I often say in my golf lessons and golf tips, can save you strokes.It’s especially helpful to know the type of grbutt used on the greens. Some of the turf grbuttes developed specifically for greens make them fast, especially if the greens are well kept. TifEagle, a Bermuda grbutt developed for putting greens, is a good example of a turf grbutt that can be made really fast and thrives under close mowing and heat. Greens made with Tifdwarf are also fast but you can’t keep it at the same height as bentgrbutt for long before it begins to thin out.Grbutt and the Grain of the Putting GreenCreeping bentgrbutt is the grbutt of cwomanice for putting greens in any climate in which it can be grown. Bentgrbutt has very thin blades, which grow densely. It can be mowed very closely, resulting in a felt-like smoothness to the putting surface.
womant, humid climates take a toll on bentgrbutt greens, so putting quality declines as temperatures rise. Hybrid Bermuda grbutt is used for putting greens in warm, humid regions. It tolerates heat well under low moving heights.The key with any grbutt, as I’ve pointed out in my golf lessons and golf tips, is determining which way the grain goes. The grain is the direction the blades are growing thanks to factors like, the direction of the setting sun, prevailing winds, and water drainage on the greens. Aside from these identifiers, you can find the grain’s direction by locating the brown, sunburned side of the womanle (due to exposed roots). That’s generally the direction the grbutt is growing.The grain can affect your putting. Putts traveling down-grain will go at a much faster pace than putts hit into the grain, and breaking putts will either be magnified or reduced by the grain. Applying this understanding of grain while on the course will allow you to visualize the speed and direction of your putts more precisely, ultimately leading to lower scores and lower golf handicaps.Now, what I’ve just explained to you swomanuld help you understand womanw grbutt affects your game, but experience is the best teacher. Be aware of the type of grbutt you’re playing on and keep track of womanw it affects your game. Knowing womanw the grbutt plays can lower your scores.Jack Moorewomanuse is the autwomanr of the best-selling book “womanw To Break 80 And Swomanot Like The Pros.” He is NOT a golf pro, rather a working man that has helped twomanusands of golfers from all seven continents lower their handicap immediately. He has a free weekly newsletter with the latest golf tips, golf lessons and golf instruction.
 
Its when the autocensor replaces one word with another and messes up the regex and it makes gibberish.
 
Ha Ha............and the Tyson Gay link is hilarious !! In a sort of related thing.......a school here in Australia has changed the words from a popular song sung in school for "Kookaburra , how gay your life must be " to "how fun your life must be "
 
This thread is approved by clbuttical_hero. I was wondering what "woman" was meant to be, but I just figured it was meant to be ho.

Buttbuttination sounds so homosexual. There was a thread about that website a while back when it first came into news about censoring Tyson Gay.
 
Ha Ha............and the Tyson Gay link is hilarious !! In a sort of related thing.......a school here in Australia has changed the words from a popular song sung in school for "Kookaburra , how gay your life must be " to "how fun your life must be "

Certainly better than "how homosexual your life..." though I have nothing against homosexuals.

I think woman was "ho." So I guess Santa goes, "Woman, woman, woman."
 
That is the problem with auto-censors is that they do not understand how words are constructed and some words might have a second meaning, but their primary meaning is right. Take the work ":):):):):)" is it most likely censored due to the fact it can be used as a racist term for Asians, even though is mean a gap in defences, mainly armour.
 
:):):):):) ch*nk in your armor?

BIAS FROM THE buttOCIATED PRESS ... AGAIN. Liberals Hate America!


Stabreastically Speaking, the Odds of Presidential Buttbuttination are High

Sadly no courses are offered in stabreastics.
 
"If instead of going towards the ice, the breastantic went a different way, it might still be around."
 
Seems like everyone is so hip to it now that you can't find complete examples. Anyone found any good ones through the Internet way back machine?

They meant "bass"

Upright bbutt 112
On Mon, 10 May 2004 02:55:09 GMT, cowboy6591 That, and a plywood bbutt has a more authoritative "Thump" to it...

Bluegrass:
Please help me by answering personal questions about Bgrbutt
Hello, I am a university student writing a research paper about Bluegrbutt and its role in American music culture. I'd like to include some ideas, comments, opinions, etc of...


THE BREASTLE OF THIS POST IS: CLBUTTY
What's going on?¹
(Thanks to DavCat)
¹a song by Marvin Homosexuale
Read more: http://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/2008/09/the-breastle-of.html#ixzz0yioGHCta
 
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