Some more Oblivion randomness in the best style of Monty Python:
I was in some Ayelid ruins with an NPC. Never mind the details, but at one moment we were talking and he finished conversation with
"WE'LL SHOW THEM!!!

"
Then he makes
three steps forward, steps onto an Ayelid platform trap, gets himself smashed and impaled on the spikes

. The platform comes down, and he's just standing there like a complete jerk. The platform goes up again, he gets smashed again

... and again... and again, drops unconscious, gets smashed again while on the floor.....
At this point I almost stopped laughing and started to worry if he's ever going to come off of it

. But fortunately, a few up & down trips later he did. Boy, was the convalescence spell useful afterwards.