trader/warrior
Deity
then you can rent a sailboat in the sunshine beach resort!
The Grand Banquet
- Thread starter Almightyjosh
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then you can rent a sailboat in the sunshine beach resort!
Almightyjosh
Governor in Waiting
Can't be that bad??? Oh how they'ed laugh to hear you say that...
Stuck_as_a_Mac
Aptenodytes forsteri
Hello Everybody.
Sorry Im late.
Glad to see this in full swing.
Pass the Ravioli.
Ill make my speech later.
See you all later
PS- I won province 11s....
Opinon poll
Sorry Im late.
Glad to see this in full swing.
Pass the Ravioli.
Ill make my speech later.
See you all later
PS- I won province 11s....
Opinon poll
Stuck_as_a_Mac
Aptenodytes forsteri
My networks goin down..
Talk to you when it gets back up
Talk to you when it gets back up
Raven1er
Kevin
where i rent this boat, and what incident in Kashmir?
Shaitan
der Besucher
Ah, yes...the incident. Was that the one involving large amounts of vodka and a german shepherd?
Raven1er
Kevin
i have no idea im an immigrant
Shaitan
der Besucher
Good evening, ladies and germs. (ba dum bum)
Sorry I'm late. I just flew in from Vallhal and boy are my arms tired! (ba dum bum)
<silence, occasionally puncuated by the chirping of a cricket>
Oooh. Tough crowd. Let's cut to the chase here.
<rips apart several pages of prepared speech>
<applause>
Thank you, thank you. On behalf of the fair city of Vallhal I present Apolytonian bananas for everybody!
<riotous applause>
And kegs of beer and casks of mead as well.
<mad, riotous applause>
Since I've scrapped my speach and I've still got the podium, I'll take this time to start off the karaoke. This little number is called The Requiem of the Generals and is from way back - well before I became Chief Justice.
<points to the band>
Hit it boys!
(to the tune of "Spiderman")
Charis man, Charis man,
First General of our glorious land.
Starting small, thinking big.
Poked the Babs with a stick.
Look out! Here comes the Charis man.
Charis man, Charis man,
Goes to war like no one can.
Marshals troops, in a line.
Took America in no time.
Look out! Here comes the Charis man.
Falcon man, Falcon man,
He took over with a plan.
Over hills and through the pass,
Put a cap in Cleos a$$.
Look out! Here comes the Falcon man.
Falcon man, Falcon man,
Walks with swords in his hand.
Mighty armies in the woods,
Finally got us peace for good.
Look out! Here comes the Falcon man.
Charis man and Falcon man,
Did whatever Immortals can.
Are they wise? Look and see,
Vanquished all our enemies.
Look out! Here come the Phoenaticans.
Look out! Here come the Phoenaticaaaaaaaans!
<silence, occasionally puncuated by the chirping of a cricket>
Thank you! Thank you! Enjoy the party, folks!
<steps down from podium>
<massive, mad, riotous applause>
Sorry I'm late. I just flew in from Vallhal and boy are my arms tired! (ba dum bum)
<silence, occasionally puncuated by the chirping of a cricket>
Oooh. Tough crowd. Let's cut to the chase here.
<rips apart several pages of prepared speech>
<applause>
Thank you, thank you. On behalf of the fair city of Vallhal I present Apolytonian bananas for everybody!
<riotous applause>
And kegs of beer and casks of mead as well.
<mad, riotous applause>
Since I've scrapped my speach and I've still got the podium, I'll take this time to start off the karaoke. This little number is called The Requiem of the Generals and is from way back - well before I became Chief Justice.
<points to the band>
Hit it boys!
(to the tune of "Spiderman")
Charis man, Charis man,
First General of our glorious land.
Starting small, thinking big.
Poked the Babs with a stick.
Look out! Here comes the Charis man.
Charis man, Charis man,
Goes to war like no one can.
Marshals troops, in a line.
Took America in no time.
Look out! Here comes the Charis man.
Falcon man, Falcon man,
He took over with a plan.
Over hills and through the pass,
Put a cap in Cleos a$$.
Look out! Here comes the Falcon man.
Falcon man, Falcon man,
Walks with swords in his hand.
Mighty armies in the woods,
Finally got us peace for good.
Look out! Here comes the Falcon man.
Charis man and Falcon man,
Did whatever Immortals can.
Are they wise? Look and see,
Vanquished all our enemies.
Look out! Here come the Phoenaticans.
Look out! Here come the Phoenaticaaaaaaaans!
<silence, occasionally puncuated by the chirping of a cricket>
Thank you! Thank you! Enjoy the party, folks!
<steps down from podium>
<massive, mad, riotous applause>
Raven1er
Kevin
obviously the crowd was happy that he left =) no offense, justa joke
Shaitan
der Besucher
Yup. My wife has compared my singing voice to that of a chimpanzee with its toes being slammed in a car door. I'm not sure what that sounds like, but I bet it's bad.
Raven1er
Kevin
LOL
Edrix
Chieftain
Your people are so festive, I'm impressed. 
We're not used to celebration in Apolytonia, what with the coming war with the Americans. :shotgun:
And I just noticed how ridiculously superior you are to us concerning smilies. I mean, holy crap, you've got those little buggers doing everything, while we have yet to evolve past basic emotions.
Anyway, in the spirit of the event, I have no choice but to join in the revelry.
We're not used to celebration in Apolytonia, what with the coming war with the Americans. :shotgun:
And I just noticed how ridiculously superior you are to us concerning smilies. I mean, holy crap, you've got those little buggers doing everything, while we have yet to evolve past basic emotions.
Anyway, in the spirit of the event, I have no choice but to join in the revelry.
Shaitan
der Besucher
Those Americans are pests on every world, it seems. Here's to you kicking their buttocks there as we did here!
Raven1er
Kevin
Aye lads
Darn, I still wanted my Egyptian veggie platter 
.
Me and my fellow non-meat-eaters will have to go...
That is, once the beer is gone!
As mayor of Memphis and as the head of the UPSV, I extend my warmest hand to all future and friends of Asphinxians!
May the festivities continue!
.Me and my fellow non-meat-eaters will have to go...
That is, once the beer is gone
!As mayor of Memphis and as the head of the UPSV, I extend my warmest hand to all future and friends of Asphinxians!
May the festivities continue!
Raven1er
Kevin
OOH HEINEKEN
Ehecatl Atzin
Lore Master
OK! now it's gonna get good! I just recieved a little package I ordered from my aztec friends down south....10 cases of tequila!!![dance]
(it isn't a party without tequila)
Margaritas anyone??[dance]
I just recieved a little package I ordered from my aztec friends down south....10 cases of tequila!!
Margaritas anyone??[dance]
Raven1er
Kevin
me
trader/warrior
Deity
i am going to sabotage this party, so here is.... the SPICE GIRLS!
Stuck_as_a_Mac
Aptenodytes forsteri
Ill tell you what I want, what I really really want
I want my server back!!!!!
Errrrrr
Well, any ways, here I go. If you want to do Spice Girls, Ill wait.
I want my server back!!!!!
Errrrrr
Well, any ways, here I go. If you want to do Spice Girls, Ill wait.
