The Multipolar World (MP)

[bestrfcplayer]

1) Every turn we are becoming stronger and stronger.

2) No, because the east will soon be united.

How are you becoming stronger? Siberia looks at you with a glare, then walks away laughing.

 

[Double A]

EDIT: Joining as an NGO, The Silver Brothers, and will take control of Alaska as this group as the rules say an NGO can do this. This all okay Tani?

Yeah, saying which country you're puppeting is probably a bad idea, considering you're a terrorist.

What?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fonds

 

[Tambien]

More importantly, the person funding them.

True. I can assure you it isn't me.

 

[Tambien]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fonds

Fonds means funds in French, a dominant language in Kongo.

 

[Double A]

I automatically discredit any language which attributes gender to inanimate objects.

 

[Sonereal]

I automatically discredit any language which attributes gender to inanimate objects.

Like English?

 

[bestrfcplayer]

Siberia would like to make an announcement: We are releasing Crimea from its client status. Siberia does not believe in controlling other nations.

 

[Double A]

Like English?

Le and la while we use the.

 

[arya126]

Yeah, saying which country you're puppeting is probably a bad idea, considering you're a terrorist.

Who said we are terrorists? Why can't we just be a normal peaceful NGO with a violent hidden agenda just like all the others?

 

[Double A]

i dunno lol

 

[Tyo]

cause this is an IOT. Nonviolence is like, breaking a rule or something.

...Right?

 

[Double A]

Nonviolence is to IOT as eating baby deer is to hippie vegans.

 

[Sonereal]

"The world runs on the free flow of supplies to demand markets. When the flow is unhindered by governments, either through economic policy or trade policy, the flow trickles down to all parts of society. As such, SR Somalia announces that we have entered into a military and economic union with Venezuela and will be adopting their currency within the next two years. This is a great day for Somalians, Venezuela, South America, Africa, and the Dream of Capitalism."

 

[Tyo]

So anyways, how about a bit of Comintern and the World.

Spoiler :

http://i.imgur.com/VRWzA.jpg
It only took me three to six math classes. In case you're wondering, the two to the left are the Jerusalems. The two to the right are the Angolas. The crab is Egypt. The snake is Hedjaz. The two kids are Crimea and Astrakhan, adopted children of Jerusalem. In case you're stupid, this is about the Takrur affair from so many turns ago. Sorry it's so light. Scanners, y'know. I'll post it again some time, darker.

Oh, and sorry if the handwriting's bad.


In case you have no idea what's going on:

Spoiler :

Angola floats onto the Jerusalem shore. This is due to a naval defeat of the Angolans by Takrur. Angola naturally saught their ally's help. Jerusalem did help, but only minimally as they were trying to build their economy up. This resulted in the loss of the second naval battle. So In the comic, sister Jerusalem(she's the diplomatic one) vows to help. But, Brother Jerusalem(he's the war one) gets distracted as he discovers his helmet assumed direct control over some random annoying crab named Egypt. So, using his helmet's power along with the sword whenever neccessary, he made most of the middle eastern countries his pets/adopted children. So, sister Jerusalem and the minimum-funded navy was demolished while Brother Jerusalem successfully absorbed many middle eastern powers under Jerusalem's sphere. Hence why at he end Jerusalem's on a nice chair with Hedjaz(the snake), Egypt(the crab), Crimea(one of the kids, probably the one on the left), and Astrakhan(the other kid) surrounding him and the defeated Angolans and sister Jerusalem washing on shore.

 

[Double A]

That was the most confusing SATW comic I've ever read.

Anyway, yeah, everything Sone said.

 

[Mosher]

Awesome

 

[Tyo]

I get why it might be confusing. However, I must shower so the explination will have to come later.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Love the crabs.


In response to what have been interpreted as direct threats against the prime minister, the Ministry of Intelligence has created a special task force to track down and terminate CRF operations. This unit, in turn, has appointed an individual agent chief of field operations. He has vowed to "take the fight to [the CRF]", but has refused any further public comment (before leaping off the balcony and onto the ladder rope of an awaiting helicopter).

So we got this ready:


_doo-dee doo-deedoodee ^doo-dee doo-deedoodee
_doo-dee doo-deedoodee ^doo-dee doo-deedoodee
_doo-dee doo-deedoodee ^doo-dee doo-deedoo-

There's a man who leads a life of danger.
To everyone he meets, he stays a stranger.
The CRF's mistakes, show him the path to take;
Odds are it won't live to see next update.

Secret... A-sian ma-an!

Secret... A-sian ma-an!
They gave you christos' number
To kick him from this game.

_doo-dee doo-deedoodee ^doo-dee doo-deedoodee
_doo-dee doo-deedoodee ^doo-dee doo-deedoo-

Beware all christos roleplay that you find:
Behind the dunce there lurks an evil mind.
Oh, be careful what you say; you'll give yourself away.
Odds are you won't live to see next update.

Secret... A-sian ma-an!
Secret... A-sian ma-an!
They gave you christos' number
To kick him from this game.

_doo-dee doo-deedoodee ^doo-dee doo-deedoodee
_doo-dee doo-deedoodee ^doo-dee doo-dee-

doo doo doo-oo^{ee doo} doo doo _doo doo
doo_dloooo doodeedoo ^deeoo_oooo-_oooo_oo
doo doo doodooee-deedee^eeee-^ee-ee-ee^ee-dadlawa-wa-wa-wa
da-da-da ^daa-daa daa-daa da-do-do-_do-do-da-dee-da
daa-da-da-dada _daa-da dee-da-dee-da-dee,
_do-do do-doo^{aa da}-da-dado da dodadoda-aadodo

Secret... A-sian ma-an!
Secret... A-sian ma-an!
They gave you christos' number
To kick him from this game.

_doo-dee doo-deedoodee ^doo-dee doo-deedoodee
_doo-dee doo-deedoodee ^doo-dee doo-deeoo-

Surfin' the Hawai'ian coastline one day,
And then probin' Korean wastelands the next day.
Oh no, you let the wrong words slip while chatting up Tanicius' trip.
The odds are you won't live to see next update.

Secret... A-sian ma-an!
Secret... A-sian ma-an!
They gave you christos' number
To kick him from this game.

_doo-dee doo-deedoodee ^doo-dee doo-deedoodee
_doo-dee doo-deedoodee ^doo-dee doo-deedoodee
_doo-dee doo-deedoodee ^doo-dee doo-deedoo-
doo

Secret A-sian ma-an!

 

[Tyo]

I am outshone. Well done, throvald.

 

[Double A]

I hereby proclaim Thorvald as permanent benevolent dictator of the IOT section.