The North / South Divide

nonconformist said:
No, it's primarily because the qualifications that Northerners leave school with amount to "You want Fries with that?"

What? They're fries in Merrie Olde England, too? :eek:
 
IglooDude said:
What? They're fries in Merrie Olde England, too? :eek:
Fries are sold in McDonalds and places like that.
What we refer to as 'chips' are generally thicker.
 
PrinceOfLeigh said:
What we refer to as 'chips' are generally thicker.
They are talking about fried pieces of potato, not the ladies in Wigan.
 
Rambuchan said:
They are talking about fried pieces of potato, not the ladies in Wigan.
Thicker how?
Come on, spit out the cheap Chardonnay and jellied eels and explain yourself.
 
Rambuchan said:
They are talking about fried pieces of potato, not the ladies in Wigan.

No, then they'd be using the term "fatty" (also used in reference to fries), "thick" is probably more for their skulls than their waistlines.
 
IglooDude said:
No, then they'd be using the term "fatty" (also used in reference to fries), "thick" is probably more for their skulls than their waistlines.
How bloody rude! They may not be the brightest gals on the planet but there's no need to call them all fatty! :nono:

Prince: Chardonnay and Jellied Eels? I'm not some pseudo-poncey-French wanna-be Eastender you know! :p
 
PrinceOfLeigh said:
I'm pretty sure we've had this argument before. Manchester is in the North of England. The centre of England is in Derby or Leicester somewhere depending on who you believe.

Scotland, for all intents and purposes, is a whole other country and therefore doesn't count.
:D

We did have this argument before and you lost it. Greater Manchester is right next to Derbyshire
 
IglooDude said:
What? They're fries in Merrie Olde England, too? :eek:

No thats them Southerners trying to ally themselves more with America because they think it raises them above everyone else, they are using other words such as 'Trashcan' and 'Sidewalk' as well.
 
emu said:
We did have this argument before and you lost it. Greater Manchester is right next to Derbyshire
Wiki

Meriden

None of which are above Manchester :)

Also, take a ride on the M6 and you'll see 2 signs:
  1. THE NORTH: Manchester, Liverpool, Lancaster, Leeds
  2. THE SOUTH: Who gives a flying f***? You are going the wrong way.
Rambuchan said:
Prince: Chardonnay and Jellied Eels? I'm not some pseudo-poncey-French wanna-be Eastender you know! :p
So if you are not pseudo-poncey-French does that mean you're just Poncey-French?
 
PrinceOfLeigh said:
So if you are not pseudo-poncey-French does that mean you're just Poncey-French?
^^^ Do you see this folks? ^^^

He's asking for English lessons :lol:
 
Rambuchan said:
^^^ Do you see this folks? ^^^

He's asking for English lessons :lol:
Oooh it's good but it's not quite right.
PrinceOfLeigh said:
if you are not pseudo-poncey-French does that mean you're just Poncey-French?
The answer Ram is..?
 
The answer is obviously "Yes".

What are they teaching you in those northern English lessons?

Eh By Gum
You By Gum
He By Gum
We By Gum
You By Gum
They By Gum?
 
North south north south north! All within a country that could fit inside Labrador!

Can't you guys find someone more different or distant to grumble about? ;)
 
Che Guava said:
North south north south north! All within a country that could fit inside Labrador!

Can't you guys find someone more different or distant to grumble about? ;)
That is what we Aussies are for. :D
 
classical_hero said:
That is what we Aussies are for. :D
Reported for losing the Ashes and then whining about it for months :)
 
See, Hero's got the idea! When we grumble about someone in Canada, there has to be at least 200km or a provincial (or national ;) ) border between us before we start calling each other names.

Unless, of course, we speak different languages, in which case, its ok to grumble about people closer by...
 
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