The "OMG! Look what happened in DoC!" Thread

[LukeAtmey]

Did I just do a world record of fastest fail on an UHV run? I forgot to move a defender to the city I founded and tbf had no idea barbarians would spawn there. The very next turn my city was taken and UHV failed

 

[Dracosolon]

On the bright side you can technically do a reunification of Japan now.

 

[Logoncal]

Spoiler :

Ming got the conquerors events for both regions

Flashback to 1.15 where China would consistently dominate technologically and militarily every game, because of their old OP power.

 

[Derdan]

Mexico vassalized the USA.

 

[BigSchwartzzz]

I don't know about you guys but I love BIG ai Poland. Vassalized HRE and Italy as well. I'm not good enough to match that Poland even if I was playing it lol.

e: MFers just go Barcelona, Marsylia, and Budapest. They can't be stopped!

e2: 1664 - And they're gone.

 

[Inverted.]

Poland stronk

 

[Logoncal]

Poland is too unstable, its unfair. they deserve to can space.

 

[banzay13]

Persia could have entered the Renaissance before 1000, but unfortunately they collapsed. They dominated with galessas in the mediterranean.
I found out late how they became so advanced. All Greece cites fliped to Persia after they collapsed, and there was Great Library, Academy and two great scientist settled in Athens

 

[banzay13]

Spoiler Accidentally and unexpectedly razed holy city :

Spoiler I knew this would happen someday, a battle with a 99% chance of victory is lost :

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[Blue Sun]

Ladies and gentlemen:

The new french frigate, from the movie "Mediterranean Rim", ready to destroy some kaijus...

(I think it's only a glitch)

 

[Dracosolon]

It's to catch that one sardine so big that it blocked Marseille's port.

 

[Leoreth]

You should check if your graphics settings are on high.

 

[Blue Sun]

You should check if your graphics settings are on high.

It was a one-time glitch. It resolved itself

 

[LukeAtmey]

Got a random event to conquer the Copper resource in the Philippines. This must've been the one of the most disappointing rewards for all that effort.

 

[MrFeline]

On today's episode of bug report or omg-look-what-happened, a vote to Free ' from ???

And, a tribute to the old Burj Khalifa: my favorite "what if??" wonder.

 

[Derdan]

Bug perhaps? Still thought it was pretty funny. I'm not allowed to decline gifting strategic resources to Italy for this random event.

 

[Dracosolon]

Bug perhaps? Still thought it was pretty funny. I'm not allowed to decline gifting strategic resources to Italy for this random event.

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They're making you an offer you can't refuse.

 

[Wessel V1]

Had they not put a dead horse in his bed, there would be no need to gift new horses.

 

[noppler]

I wonder how Carthage's agents even knew about what was happening.

 

[banzay13]

I always thought that Norilsk was famous for its ironwork.
The Polar Division of MMC Norilsk Nickel produces 85% of Russia's nickel and cobalt, about 70% of copper and over 95% of platinum group metals, as well as silver, selenium, tellurium, and sulfur. It is believed that the area contains about 35% of the world's proven reserves of nickel, 10% of copper, 15% of cobalt, and 40% of platinoids.

Spoiler But no, it turns out the city is famous for its horses. :

Spoiler And it's some kind of special Arctic breed of horse. :