Thor vs. Jesus

[Mango Elephant]

Who would win?

And add why to prevent spam-fest.

 

[Cutlass]

Turning the other cheek only takes you so far when someone is bashing your head in with a massive war hammer.

 

[warpus]

Jesus would just walk on a lake and convert all the water to wine, so that when Thor tried to get to Jesus he would get drunk and then drown, so Jesus would win.

 

[PeteAtoms]

Win at what?

Jesus would just walk on a lake and convert all the water to wine, so that when Thor tried to get to Jesus he would get drunk and then drown, so Jesus would win.

Thor would cast lightning on the lake and electrocute Jesus first, than get drunk and drown.

 

[_random_]

Jesus could survive what ever Thor had in store for him. Besides, omnipotence beats being very, very powerful any day. In before "My god carries a hammer, yours was nailed to a cross."

 

[Cynovolans]

Thor had a chariot pulled by goats. Boring.

 

[Mango Elephant]

Win at what?

If they fought.

I think Jesus would win. Even though he's a peaceful guy, I think he has untapped energy that would vaporize Thor.

 

[Lillefix]

I think Thor would have a blast. Evert third day he could find a new way to kill Jesus.

 

[bhsup]

11Saying, I am Alpha and Omega, the first and the last: and, What thou seest, write in a book, and send it unto the seven churches which are in Asia; unto Ephesus, and unto Smyrna, and unto Pergamos, and unto Thyatira, and unto Sardis, and unto Philadelphia, and unto Laodicea.

12And I turned to see the voice that spake with me. And being turned, I saw seven golden candlesticks;

13And in the midst of the seven candlesticks one like unto the Son of man, clothed with a garment down to the foot, and girt about the paps with a golden girdle.

14His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;

15And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many waters.

16And he had in his right hand seven stars: and out of his mouth went a sharp twoedged sword: and his countenance was as the sun shineth in his strength.

17And when I saw him, I fell at his feet as dead. And he laid his right hand upon me, saying unto me, Fear not; I am the first and the last:

18I am he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death.

What do you think?

 

[MobBoss]

Darn it...and here I thought this thread was Stan Lee's latest idea for Marvel!!!

 

[sophie]

I think Thor would have a blast. Evert third day he could find a new way to kill Jesus.

This wins.

Thor would definitely win.

 

[Hygro]

Jesus, because Thor dies in Armageddon or Ragnorok or whatever it's called, whereas Jesus goes on for eternity.

 

[civ_king]

Jesus, God smites Thor and Thor dies over and over and over and...

 

[bernie14]

Turning the other cheek only takes you so far when someone is bashing your head in with a massive war hammer.

yeah, but jesus would just keep resuscitating every three days until thor died of old age...

 

[Communisto]

Norse god of thunder or Jew who let himself get nailed to a piece of wood? hmmm....

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Jesus just smites Thor from 1500 m away.

 

[Lillefix]

Jesus, God smites Thor and Thor dies over and over and over and...

That's unfair. You shouldn't be able to ask your daddy to beat him up.

 

[Earthling]

Had to turn the votes into a geometric sequence But I was actually surprised by Thor's early lead, after that shameful video got out on the hyperspace channels.

 

[Communisto]

That's unfair. You shouldn't be able to ask your daddy,

Ah, the real bout: God v. Odin

 

[NovaKart]

I say Jesus since no one worships Thor anymore except a few new age people. But Thor does have a day named after him which is a rare achievement.