Visorslash
Deity
Trying to knock me out early ninja? Tryin to protect your scum buddy?
unvote; vote: Optical
unvote; vote: Optical
TRIMAFIA [Game Thread]
- Thread starter Zack
- Start date
Kennigit
proud 2 boxer
not Gm late, but late in day to make my vote relevant*
I, in my wisdom, have decided that I'll put up a lynch vote and a vote on whether to have a shortened Day until Monday night and a 48-hour long Night Phase or a super-long 96-hour Day Phase. As the Day and night after that will be also mine to host, the other GMs won't have to suffer much for that, I hope.
Optical
The Fall of the Eleventh
Obviously if there's real evidence of scum from the other two days it'd be stupid to ignore it. This would just be when we don't have that.
Big NO.
Very big.
In fact, unvote; vote: Dreadnought based on trying to slow the town
Attention everyone! Role PMs and suchlike will be sent now. Update to come as soon as someone else does theirs.
Anyway, your timer was:
My other game has the updates at 1:00 AM GMT, so I can do one after the other.
Anyway, your timer was:
C'mon man!
Dreadnought
Deity
Ok.
Lambda Ignaceae
Warlord
- Joined
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- 196
Sorry, I am a confused noob 
vote: Optical?
vote: Optical?
My bad, I forgot to end the day. 
Jarrema's vote change and Lambda's vote are both after the deadline, and as such, don't count, not that they matter anyway.
End-of-day vote tally:
Vote Tally:
Optical: 5 (Mat93, azzaman333, Terran Emperor, The Black Knigh, Visorslash)
Visorslash: 4 (NinjaCow64, JoanK, robbiecon, SouthernKing)
Darth Feather: 2 (Jarrema, Dumanios)
Lambda Ignaceae: 2 (sirtommygunn, SamSniped)
NinjaCow64: 2 (Double A, Kennigit)
BSmith1068: 1 (topsecret)
robbiecon: 1 (spaceman98)
SouthernKing: 1 (BigTin)
topsecret: 1 (BSmith1068)
Qgqqqqq: 1 (Autolycus)
cardith lorda: 1 (classical hero)
Jarrema: 1 (mechaerik)
topsecret: 1 (Qgqqqqq)
Mat93: 1 (Buddhafish)
The Black Knigh: 1 (MartinLuther)
azzaman333: 1 (Dreadnought)
Abstain: 2 (Optical, cardith lorda)
Not Voting: 2 (Lambda Ignaceae, Darth Feather)
Optical is lynched. Write-up soon to come.
Jarrema's vote change and Lambda's vote are both after the deadline, and as such, don't count, not that they matter anyway.
End-of-day vote tally:
Vote Tally:
Optical: 5 (Mat93, azzaman333, Terran Emperor, The Black Knigh, Visorslash)
Visorslash: 4 (NinjaCow64, JoanK, robbiecon, SouthernKing)
Darth Feather: 2 (Jarrema, Dumanios)
Lambda Ignaceae: 2 (sirtommygunn, SamSniped)
NinjaCow64: 2 (Double A, Kennigit)
BSmith1068: 1 (topsecret)
robbiecon: 1 (spaceman98)
SouthernKing: 1 (BigTin)
topsecret: 1 (BSmith1068)
Qgqqqqq: 1 (Autolycus)
cardith lorda: 1 (classical hero)
Jarrema: 1 (mechaerik)
topsecret: 1 (Qgqqqqq)
Mat93: 1 (Buddhafish)
The Black Knigh: 1 (MartinLuther)
azzaman333: 1 (Dreadnought)
Abstain: 2 (Optical, cardith lorda)
Not Voting: 2 (Lambda Ignaceae, Darth Feather)
Optical is lynched. Write-up soon to come.
End of Day Two
The townies spent the day bickering, all the way until one of the suns set. The other didn't, though, as it was on the other side of an orange portal that mysteriously had remained open all day, far longer than most of the other 5 or so in the sky that seemed to blink in and out of existence every 5 minutes or so.
The leader changed several times. Finally, the Evil Pirate Vampire Ninja Zombie Robot Jesus Overlords grew impatient.
"ENOUGH!" said one, "Give us Optical. We have been paying attention to your votes, and he is currently leading. We want to eat NOW. Hand him over!"
The townies threw Optical into the Overlords.
"Let me go!" screamed Optical. "We need a plan, and you kill me for that? You guys are crazy!"
"Shut up." said the Overlords, one of whom hit him over the head with what looked like a mixture of a Cutlass, a Katana, a Crucifix, and a Laser Gun.
"Thank you for the food. We will eat well. Now get out of here, before we decide to eat more of you."
The townies ran off.
Optical attempted to escape and follow them, but it seemed there was no way to escape; not from the many superpowers the Evil Pirate Vampire Ninja Zombie Robot Jesus Overlords had.
But then, when all seemed lost, it finally became apparent why the orange portal had been open all day: There was something inside of it. Something very, very large: The Space Fleet of the Infinite Inter-Galactic Dolphin Empire. Their leader, Ihdnag Sadnahom, announced on a loudspeaker that they came in peace and their words were backed with
NUKULAR WEAPONS! However, the speaker he spoke into was so loud that it spawned massive tectonic disturbances on the planet below, causing the entire Evil Pirate Vampire Ninja Zombie Robot Jesus Overlord village to be levelled by an Earthquake and destroyed by DEMONIC HELLFIRE FROM NOWHERE.
Miraculously, Optical survived.
Then, the Infinite Galactic Dolphin Empire's enemies, the Finite Sub-Galactic Shark Federation, appeared, and an epic space battle happened.
One fo the Dolphins was blown out of the sky, and fell on top of Optical. He remained conscious just long enough to see a giant petunia fall on top of his head, finally killing him.
The remaining townies, witnessing this, thought it would be a great idea to get as far away from the warring Sharks and Dolphins as possible to avoid any more random deaths.
Spoiler :
Time left in NIGHT TWO: [TIMER="4/22/2013, 5:00 PM PDT"]Night Over[/TIMER]
JohannaK
Heroically Clueless
I've been too long without playing any Mafia games. For a second I thought that tally was Spaceball Mafia's. 
Gone 3 the Celt
MunchieMobile
Doesn't help that he always votes himself.
GG all, posting my goodbye post from the game a little late, but I just saw this.
Voting for myself in my thing. Y'all should know not to vote for me
cardith_lorda
Warlord
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GG all, posting my goodbye post from the game a little late, but I just saw this.
Voting for myself in my thing. Y'all should know not to vote for me
Someday it's going to pay off for you, but as Syrio Forel says - "Not today."
Buddhafish
Abbey Road
Or Dikembe Mutumbo.
Optical
The Fall of the Eleventh
Sigh. Good luck guys...
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Visorslash for president. And when I say president I mean lets kill him.
End of Night Two
Buddhafish got up in the middle of the night, noting that he really, really had to pee. He looked up and saw that the the Dolphin-Shark Battle was still raging on, but had died down a bit and wasn't anywhere near him. He looked around for a tree that he could go behind and pee on. There were plenty in the area, as for some reason this place had trees. He wasn't sure if there were trees there when he went to bed or not.
Buddhafish found a suitably large tree, and walked behind it... and promptly fell through the ground, as it was A TRAAPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!! Buddhafish was now inside of a very large hole, and he couldn't see any way to get out of it. On the bright side, he didn't need to pee anymore.
He noticed there was someone else in the hole beside him, who was mysterious and hood-wearing, like everyone else that appears in these write-ups. "Hey," said mysterious guy. "I know how you can get out of here. Eat this magic mushroom. Trust me."
Buddhafish normally wasn't the type to take magic mushrooms from random hooded strangers, but he couldn't see any other way out, so he ate the mushrooms.
Suddenly, Buddhafish could fly! He thanked the hooded figure, and started ascending... at which point he noticed that he couldn't go down.
His frantic attempts continued to fail, and Buddhafish kept ascending until he departed the atmosphere, and the vacuum of space caused him to explode into a million pieces.
"Hehe. Gets 'em every time..." thought the hooded guy.
SamSniped had been sleeping calmly all night, then awoke to find a strange feeling, kind of like there was a large object on top of him. It turned out, this was because there was a large object on top of him. Specifically, a bear, which had somehow fallen asleep on him and not noticed.
"Bears and Sharks and Dolphins... oh my." said someone he couldn't see behind him. SamSniped tried to reply, but found it very difficult to form words with a bear on top of him.
He could however, turn just enough to get a good look at the one saying it.
"You..."
Before SamSniped could finish the thought, the figure made a loud noise, awakening the bear, and then vanished. The bear, pissed at the noise but not being able to find the source, decided to take it out on the nearest thing it could see, which was SamSniped. Emphasis on "was," as SamSniped's body was mostly either being digested by a bear or in bloody chunks scattered around about 5 seconds later.
Spoiler :
Day Three will begin whenever Takhisis gets around to it.
Buddhafish
Abbey Road
Gah. Darn you killers.
Thanks for the game Zack, choxorn, and Takhisis!
Thanks for the game Zack, choxorn, and Takhisis!
SamSniped
DJ Goodboye
Oh, delicious.
