some cultural icon living abroad since the coup of 1980 has just returned home , to be met by enthusiastic crowds and equally responsive state representatives . Meeting the MP that is the chief aide of the PM has caused accusation that he is Kurd of the goverment yet the guy's most memorable statement, the most remarkable remark will be the one that seems to say "The process will be painful but the result will be the Mediterranean" .
ai caramba ! All the liberals will take this to mean we will all live happily ever after , as the people around the Med are supposed to share a brotherhood of the sea , a life of tolerence and some richness . Monkeys are readily to be relieved that he is one guy who will stop the advance of the Atlantic ; did ı ever mention ı find Skunk Fu cute ? And the real targeted audience will see that the regular seperatists can not break the hold of the actual racists and "the local Arabs" between them and the sea . Young Americans will discover even the tenous seperatist gains in Mersin was carefully recorded by 1992 , as reported in Turkish language news weeklies and house doors were being marked , to be useful for the required-for-the-declaration-of-no-fly-zone ethnic cleansing , if they ever go that back . Turks being effeminate do not enter to it at all and it all leads to patience and peace for the moment . Considering the red carpet treatment he is afforded this must be the new state strategy of the Turkish Republic , beating the seperatists with more effective seperatism . Even the heretic seculars get a new Atatürk , whose first command was something like that in 1922 ...
yes , this is the American imposed democratization of Turkey where jails are becoming museums . Among the first are the island jails American supported goverment was building for the opposition pre 1960 . After the British supported coup , the goverment members were the first visitors post 1960 .The court cases were on live radio , and Bulgarians stopped jamming Turkish broadcasts so that their motherland could be humiliated in the eyes of the Turkish minority without any cost to Sofia . My parents were there . All goes better for democracy . This guy , for example , the one with the best shirts and best beard who plays in the rascal in the show ( the famous TV debates ) where there are the liberal Islamist intellectual , the self-taught Eastern born achiever and the loudmouth with whom the lumpens of the street are to identify with . Yeah , this guy is really getting used to increased democracy . Apparently not enough skirts were raised for him and not enough underwear lowered , that he is asking for legal investigations into the marketing sector to identify and neutralize the enemies of the state , hence democracy .
he doesn't get much support from the media as they are busy lambasting the bloody Syrian goverment .Considering until 3 months ago we were so brotherly with them , even shielding them from the wrath of NATO that was busy covering itself with glory in Libya and ready for ever more , it surprises neither us nor the Young Americans that the things have turned around so much . Infiltrating the enemies of the West , as we all know . It is now time to play on the sectarian disputes and inhuman practices of Damascus ; as it is whispered behind closed doors that our Alevis and the ruling Syrian Alawites are , well ...
time also to remember Breivik , the "nut" who lost his cells and still went along and did it. Witch hunts can be very useful but ı must digress as ı should concentrate on his interest in Turkey , based on only newspaper accounts . According to them we are supposed to be against the West in Kosovo , Bosnia , Lebanon or Syria on the basis of whichever comes first . Now that a couple unfortunate incidents and accidents have caused a certain number of undisclosed discussions of the boots and the foot they tend to be on . Translated to modern day lingo they lead to concise efforts to disperse us monkeys around where the so few elites can be outmanouvred to wither on the wine while the brainless , fatbottom and cowardly mass of losers will be scared to death . Because some book they read on tactics sez it's way cooler to win with minimum bloodshed . Oh yeah , this is exactly why we are to stop the bloodshed in Syria by invading it . Oh poor Angelina you have your lesson now , haven't you ? If you don't declare Turkish refugee camps are the best and we must be allowed to put up similar tent cities inside Syria , the media will immediately notice your 10000 dollar Louis-Vuitton bag and declare you one pointless worthless , you name it . Half the population have missed their homes and went back already . No , we aint whippin' 'em or anythin' . We also hear Breivik was playing the tunes of the Lord of the Rings while in "action" . Yeah , one presumes we must give up on Liv Tyler , too ...
returning to Young Americans ı clearly see 1998 is still not on their reading list . Which happened because , let me see , Americans encouraged the goverments of early 1990s to talk about the new age of glory to see if there was any risk the stubborn , oxen stubborn Turkish military would fall for a Turkish world from the Adriatic to the Great Wall of China , considered us very undemocratic and veeeeeryyyyy anti-Kurdish and a threat when we declined to see the great benefit to humanity if Bosnians were decimated for good , though we hadn't exactly reacted to the concentration camps and the rape tapes the good old Serbians were mailing around . Read the last sentence again , young ones , before the invention of computer there were people called the postman who brought pieces of papers and cardboard boxes to your house. They needed an Islamist goverment anyways . So , 1997ish when the said goverment was toppled , kinda by the military the brightest minds of that re-arrangement needed to secure themselves as the oxenic approach was talking of keeping the secular struggle alive for the next thousand years , in the case the counter-revolutionary threat lasted that long . They chose to be even better friends of Israel , and by proxy America - by making a fuss with the Syrians , skirmishes and border clashes were on offer . Damascus kicked the most dearest of the dear seperatist leader out ; Americans helped of course , they would hate to like us .
ı was in a bookstore at the time he was brought in and ı bought only one of the English weeklies . The one ı didn't had the guy on the cover handcuffed and pictured in front of Turkish flags . The cashier girl was so surprised that ı had no interest and inquired whether ı was not going to buy that one , too ! So , ı had to suffer the great national success once again , where there was incredible amount of pressure that he should survive and not end up in the drink a la Argentina . As if whole the TV channels were not hinting it all day long .
this is the time the legendary Young American will jump into the fray to tell of how they alone saved the Bosnians . Well , in the Officers' Club of Oceana , the F-14 drivers hatched a plan to save their single mission bird from impending doom , they would carry bombs and they needed a battle to score . One of good PR , so that dirty rich oil sheikdoms of the Gulf would agree to creatively finance the Tomcat-21 instead of Dick Cheney's dreaded Subpar Hornet . They naturally got a promise of a variable geometry F-22 and their glorious save coincided with a Bosnian Army finally disposed to fight the Croats and the Serbians at the same time . Dayton was famous for Americans imposing half of Bosnia to Bosnians who then had to share it . Oil sheikdoms got to erase anything they didn't from Bosnian mosques and cemeteries , to slowly impose their brand of Islam and this was far more suitable for them than any Tomcat . It is standart discussion technique to spoil any opposition by the method of ı don't care what you think , prove this wrong .
thankfully anti-Americanism is so serious charge that it ignores the fools and concentrates on real people . Like Putin who calls America a parasite for transferring its debt to other countries . Not to us . Don't care for those who carry it as well . These are not the days chasin' Charlie would get you a good laugh across the movie theater , it has become really tiresome . Means nothing , nor it could , though we deduce most/all the Western countries are for Medvedev .
