"Two cows" jokes, CFC OT style

[nonconformist]

Mise has two cows.

Fags.



Sophie has two cows, but after tending for them, decides she is addicted. She then erects a wall around the cows, and pretends they don't exist, but eventually knocks it down, and continues tending for them.

 

[Rik Meleet]

Rik Meleet had two cows. They were orca cows!

smug: I looked it up, and female orcas are called cows)

Sophie had two cows. She wanted 378 cows.

 

[Souron]

Warning: CivGeneral has two Roman Catholic cows. Graze at your own risk.

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

I'm fair game as far as this two cow thingy is concerned. I'm going to read the thread before posting something original, brilliantly clever, witty stolen from another site.

 

[mrtn]

PrinceofLeigh has two cows. They're immensely proud of being from a pasture no one's ever heard of.

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

azzaman333 has two cows which look upon the fate of his sheep and shed a tear.

NonCon has two cows, one taught him to have respect for Mother Nature and all of the lords creations. The other he ate on a kebab after a night out in Oxford.

 

[C~G]

Urederra has two cows, one of them is concerned about global warming since there's nothing to eat because grass doesn't grow in intense heat and they have to spend all their time just watching TV in shadow. But the other cow blames that the first one is just being delusional because of the heat and that he's clearly victim of scaremongering media.

 

[nonconformist]

Prince of Leigh has two cows. One is his family's eldest surviving relative, while the other dies from the brutal sodomy it suffers on a daily basis by the Wigans.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Birdjaguar had two cows. Or thought he did, because God alone is. According to the cows anyway.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Perfection had two cows. But one day he decided to clear his orbital track, so he sold them to a slaughterhouse.

 

[C~G]

Bozo Erectus has two cows, they are in space, in the final frontier. They are voyaging in mission to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no cow has gone before. One of them is named Kirk and other one has pointy ears, and both of them have severe delusions of grandeur.

 

[nonconformist]

Bozo Erectus has two cows.......let's go listen to Pink Floyd!

 

[C~G]

Drool4Res-pect has two cows, one male and one female. Male cow has made list of 21 things that seem to show that she's in for some hot cow love. In real world she's more interested about the grass that grows behind the male than of anything what he could ever offer her.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

C~G had two cows. Then Bozos cows engaged tractor beams on them and slammed them into an asteroid, repeatedly.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Nonconformist has two cows. Gateway sucks.

 

[nonconformist]

C~G has two cows.
Under the EU subsidy programme, they are both slaughtered to artificially inflate the price of beef.

 

[Taliesin]

Nonconformist's got two cows big as bars. They quarrel, and one is tragically killed by Mexicans.

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

NonCon has two cows. One is worried about Mad Cow. The other is not as it considers itself to be a pig.

Bozo has two cows, one has accepted that there are indeed 5 lights. The second is being rather difficult.

 

[Perfection]

Zulu had two cows. One day he hit one with a tractor and killed it. He blames the Bush administration.

 

[Truronian]

Perfection has two cws.