"Two cows" jokes, CFC OT style

[Kan' Sharuminar]

Kan has two cows, and reasons that if one weighs as much as he does, then it's a witch!

Let's build a bridge out of them!

 

[carlosMM]

IglooDude has two cows. He ties one up and teaches the other to shoot. Then he realizes it's a bull, not a cow, and makes a mad dash to safety up the stairs, where he waits for the bull to come for him and his family

 

[Rik Meleet]

Cow me, baby!

 

[CIVPhilzilla]

Where are my cows?

 

[Mise]

Aneeshm has two cows. He worships them whilst arguing passionately against the backwardness of Islam.

 

[skadistic]

Rik Meleet had two cows but they drowned.

Rik Meleet had two other cows but ate them , such is the nature of the killer whale.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

OT had two cows. The cows were lesbains and they got married, after having abortions and coming to grips with their childhood sexual abuse.

edit: they had their honeymoon in Eastern Ontario.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Simon Darkshade has two cows. He is discovered and arrested by the authorities for gross abuse of underage calves.

Drool4Res-pect had two cows. I always confused them with Dawgphood001's cows.

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

Eran had two cows of the Stormin Moormin variety

 

[Sophie 378]

Cow me, please!

Kan had two cows. They were fluffy. One squeaked when poked*, and the other drew.

(*Yes I know someone's already done that, but if one does, what does the other do? Draws!)

[edit: typo - no u in squeaked.]

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Sophie had three cows. She made a trimaran using them for the hulls.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Sophie had two cows, then she had some chips and washed it all down with a pint.

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

Kan had two cows. They were fluffy. One sqeaked when poked*, and the other drew.

Love it

 

[pboily]

newfangle had 0 cows, mod 2.

 

[Birdjaguar]

Bozo's cows: thoughtful and fun
Always played as though they were one.

 

[Sophie 378]

YAY I've been sigged!

Rik Meleet had two cows. They were orca cows!

smug: I looked it up, and female orcas are called cows)

 

[Birdjaguar]

Carlos' cows are old and dusty
The milk the give is thick and rusty;
With him it's more than fascination,
And he tracks their grazing with stratification.

 

[ybbor]

Sophie has two large cows. She takes them sailing and is surprised when the boat sinks

 

[Pontiuth Pilate]

Pboily has two cows, but they can only be drawn in vector notation.

 

[azzaman333]

Pontiuth Pilate has two cows, but all they can say is "Aaaarrrrggggghhhhhh"