stratego
Trying to be good.
Birdjaguar has two cows, they're old. (I hope I got the right person)
"Two cows" jokes, CFC OT style
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I didn't see a post by Sir pleb. Don't we need to wait for folks to post in this thread before we post about them?
Zarn
Le Républicain Catholique
You can do the two cow joke of me.
For a new Clean and Clear commercial, WillJ illustrates the effectiveness of the product using two cows. It shows a before and after shot of a cow, the "before" shot with the original cow, and the "after" shot with the other cow hiding behind a beautiful woman. He is later arrested for false advertising.
Perfection
The Great Head.
Stratego had two cows, then the farm got closed down
Yes sirRhymes said:
stratego
Trying to be good.
Then Stratego build two more farms.
Rhymes
Drive 4 25 is back
Zarn has 2 female cows, after seeing them cuddle he shoots both of them for their profanity and hope the lord will provide him with milk for making the world a better place. 
Zarn
Le Républicain Catholique
Rhymes said:Zarn has 2 female cows, after seeing them cuddle he shoots both of them for their profanity and hope the lord will provide him with milk for making the world a better place.
Okay, lets make it for people who know what they are talking about.
Perfection
The Great Head.
Zarn has two cows, miscreant athiests stick Darwin fish stickers to them. Zarn shrugs.
Stratego tugs at their teats twice a day
And his two cows plan to make him pay.
They fill his buckets to the brim,
Then well placed kicks and they are rid of him.
And his two cows plan to make him pay.
They fill his buckets to the brim,
Then well placed kicks and they are rid of him.
Perfection
The Great Head.
Souron has two cows, he stares them expecting them to amuse him. They continue to chew cud.
Birdjaguar has two cows.
He ferociously tries to find a good rhyme to bovine.
Meanwhile the cows are killed by a jaguar that meows,
the bodies picked clean by a bird saying "Hey, this is asinine!".
You can take potshots at me now...
He ferociously tries to find a good rhyme to bovine.
Meanwhile the cows are killed by a jaguar that meows,
the bodies picked clean by a bird saying "Hey, this is asinine!".
You can take potshots at me now...
Two cows to find him, And in the barn to bind himSouron said:
Milking twice a day, unending is his stay.
Two Guernseys on the throne, its Souron that they own.
This was too easy.
Rhymes
Drive 4 25 is back
Chieftess has 2 cow, the cows give her a strange stare and receive a perma-ban from the farm.
Rhymes has 2 cows (and is bored), one of them advises him that he better edit that post or else.
Rhymes has 2 cows (and is bored), one of them advises him that he better edit that post or else.
mrtn said:
Bravo!
Rhymes
Drive 4 25 is back
Babbler said:
bah, the cows appriciate southern Oregon's green febuary grass and 10-15 degree Celsius weather.
Chairman Meow
Class IV
Zarn has two cows. They're both Republicans. The donkey is very lonely.Zarn said:
Perfection has two cows, which by virtue of being his possessions are also perfect. But only one, indivisible thing in the universe could ever be called perfect, so both cows disappear in a whiff of logic.
Chairman Meow has two cows. The three of them form a Cowmunist Party, which immediately institutes a Cowtural Revolution. After determining that one cow has more spots than the other, the Chairman issues an edict proclaiming equality of spots for all, and sets to work with a scalpel.
Birdjaguar has two cows, but neither are Real, so it doesn't really matter.
Chairman Meow has two cows. The three of them form a Cowmunist Party, which immediately institutes a Cowtural Revolution. After determining that one cow has more spots than the other, the Chairman issues an edict proclaiming equality of spots for all, and sets to work with a scalpel.
Birdjaguar has two cows, but neither are Real, so it doesn't really matter.
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