"Two cows" jokes, CFC OT style

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Perfection has two cows, they make quit delicious SPAM.

(Ok, now I'm available for the joke).
 
Azadre has two cows. He uses them to beat the crap out of his inept quiz bowl team
 
Ok, kill me and my two cows... ;)

Perfection has two cows, he emmidatly starts to draw and re-draw his avatar with the cows in different poses. Some unlucky guy posts a post that referrs to Perfections cows, Perfection gets pissed and threatens the life of that unlucky poster (both in that thread, on other threads on the CF fourms and ofcourse on his own blog)
 
BasketCase has two cows. A week later he's got a year's supply of delicious prime steaks in his freezer.

By the way, nobody has permission to stick me in a Two Cows joke. :p
 
I gotta say, this earsn my "Best Thread Idea in a Long Time" Award.

Oh, and Basketcase, you're such a poor sport.
 
Perfection has two cows. he teaches them how to spam. Then he paints them different colors and designs every 3 days. Then he tries to mutate them into GDR's, and they end up dying. He goes back to CFC'ing.

LLXerxes has too cows. He pubically announces to the world they're young as crap. Then he realizes he can't take care of 2 cows, and goes back to slandering Bush.

feel free to do me
 
MattBrown said:
we cant do llxerxes! he's underage!

by that logic there is a lot of people we can't do. Nay, screw authority!!!
 
LLXerxes has two cows and posts pictures of them every chance he gets.
 
Perfection has twin cows
And at his feet they bows
He thinks it is fitting
Until lifting their tails, they begin .... :mischief:
 
I'm in a good mood, but I'm not feeling very witty, so I'll just make myself open to "cowicatures."


Humor me.
 
SeleucusNicator has two cows. Fearing the rise of the EU he gives one cow to Russia and one cow to himself. Russia makes a biological weapon out of the cow and invades America. The End.

LLXerxes has two cows. They are both arrested for being with an underage individual.

Yom has two cows. He feeds one a semester's worth of microeconomics and then has it regurgetate it out onto the other one.

Hope you guys don't mind.. :D
 
The Ark:
On the word of the lord
Ybbor took two cows on board
After days of rain and storm and hail
In udder disbelief he roared,
"cows are female."
;)
 
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