stratego
Trying to be good.
Perfection has two cows, they make quit delicious SPAM.
(Ok, now I'm available for the joke).
(Ok, now I'm available for the joke).
"Two cows" jokes, CFC OT style
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superisis
His Highness' dog at Kew
Ok, kill me and my two cows... 
Perfection has two cows, he emmidatly starts to draw and re-draw his avatar with the cows in different poses. Some unlucky guy posts a post that referrs to Perfections cows, Perfection gets pissed and threatens the life of that unlucky poster (both in that thread, on other threads on the CF fourms and ofcourse on his own blog)
Perfection has two cows, he emmidatly starts to draw and re-draw his avatar with the cows in different poses. Some unlucky guy posts a post that referrs to Perfections cows, Perfection gets pissed and threatens the life of that unlucky poster (both in that thread, on other threads on the CF fourms and ofcourse on his own blog)
Perfection
The Great Head.
Stratego has a donkey and a horse. He makes a thread asking if they are cows. The thread is taken seriously.
BasketCase
Username sez it all
BasketCase has two cows. A week later he's got a year's supply of delicious prime steaks in his freezer.
By the way, nobody has permission to stick me in a Two Cows joke.
By the way, nobody has permission to stick me in a Two Cows joke.
Syterion
Voodoo Economist
I gotta say, this earsn my "Best Thread Idea in a Long Time" Award.
Oh, and Basketcase, you're such a poor sport.
Oh, and Basketcase, you're such a poor sport.
LLXerxes
Space Travel is Boring
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Perfection has two cows. he teaches them how to spam. Then he paints them different colors and designs every 3 days. Then he tries to mutate them into GDR's, and they end up dying. He goes back to CFC'ing.
LLXerxes has too cows. He pubically announces to the world they're young as crap. Then he realizes he can't take care of 2 cows, and goes back to slandering Bush.
feel free to do me
LLXerxes has too cows. He pubically announces to the world they're young as crap. Then he realizes he can't take care of 2 cows, and goes back to slandering Bush.
feel free to do me
Perfection
The Great Head.
What about everyone else?BasketCase said:By the way, nobody has permission to stick me in a Two Cows joke.
superisis
His Highness' dog at Kew
MattBrown said:
by that logic there is a lot of people we can't do. Nay, screw authority!!!
LLXerxes has two cows and posts pictures of them every chance he gets.
Perfection has twin cows
And at his feet they bows
He thinks it is fitting
Until lifting their tails, they begin ....
And at his feet they bows
He thinks it is fitting
Until lifting their tails, they begin ....
Rhymes
Drive 4 25 is back
Yom has 2 cows, but if the tendency continues he's gonna have 4,2773 cows at equilibrium.
(use me all you want)
(use me all you want)
SeleucusNicator has two cows. Fearing the rise of the EU he gives one cow to Russia and one cow to himself. Russia makes a biological weapon out of the cow and invades America. The End.
LLXerxes has two cows. They are both arrested for being with an underage individual.
Yom has two cows. He feeds one a semester's worth of microeconomics and then has it regurgetate it out onto the other one.
Hope you guys don't mind..
LLXerxes has two cows. They are both arrested for being with an underage individual.
Yom has two cows. He feeds one a semester's worth of microeconomics and then has it regurgetate it out onto the other one.
Hope you guys don't mind..
The Ark:
On the word of the lord
Ybbor took two cows on board
After days of rain and storm and hail
In udder disbelief he roared,
"cows are female."
On the word of the lord
Ybbor took two cows on board
After days of rain and storm and hail
In udder disbelief he roared,
"cows are female."
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