"Two cows" jokes, CFC OT style

[North King]

I have one, but I'd need a happy Bible hugger to own the cows, and I don't know if any has posted in the thread...

Perfection would work.

 

[Perfection]

Ybbor has

Perfection would work.

Like hell

 

[mrtn]

Ybbor has seven fat cows.



Thanks Perf.

 

[Birdjaguar]

Betazed's cows, quark and gluon,
Provide cud for us all to chew on.

 

[betazed]

Betazed's cows, quark and gluon,
Provide cud for us all to chew on.

Ah, BirdJaguar! As always you are the best. Here's my humble contribution.


BirdJaguar's cows would provide milk no more
But limericks,
They can provide galore.

 

[Birdjaguar]

Cgannon is a man who inquires
As to when the milk he's pumping expires;
Two cows, with a wink
and a fart that stinks,
respond, "It's action, my man, that Life requires!"

 

[Cuivienen]

Okay, okay, you can make cow jokes about me. I know you wanted to all along.

 

[Babbler]

Cuivienen has two cows.

They are to only cows for miles on end.

 

[Keirador]

I think these cow jokes are only gonna work for a few select posters who are just bursting with personality. A lot of us just come here to argue about things, and the cow jokes just aren't gonna work for us.

 

[Birdjaguar]

Here's my humble contribution.


BirdJaguar's cows would provide milk no more
But limericks,
They can provide galore.

Many thanks! These are great fun; the process is enhanced by the liberating nature of the structural constraints.

 

[Birdjaguar]

Okay, okay, you can make cow jokes about me. I know you wanted to all along.

Celtic cows in a mystic dance
Hold cuivienen in a trance
On ancient stones in blood she soaks
Crowned in laurel and boughs of oaks.

 

[Birdjaguar]

I think these cow jokes are only gonna work for a few select posters who are just bursting with personality. A lot of us just come here to argue about things, and the cow jokes just aren't gonna work for us.

In a pissy mood he comes to post,
Words to spin you into toast;
But big brown eyes and and a giant nose
Distract Keirador from his foes!

I guess you're right.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philospophy.

 

[ybbor]

I certainly don't.

perhaps i was to indirect, would it work if changed it to Misfit and MisTfit?

 

[ybbor]

I ,emt to hit edit, but i accidently hit delete, oh well, someone can rport this to a mod to merge them if you want

Cuivienen has two cows, dyes the milk of one red, and the other green, when asked why she said that way they would look exactly the same, when the Milk pastruizing company refuses to process her milk she sues on discrimination of color-blind people. she wins, the government takes two cows from the milk-processing place and gives them to her. she then drinks her red/green milk and sues the paint industry. she soon owns all cows in the united states. She then tries to run with the bulls but accidently wears red instead of green, and dies. the cows go free. but on one wants them because they produce strange milk. the end. i should win an award for that story-telling awsomeness

 

[Birdjaguar]

One more before I retire for the night:

Dallas cows are on the grass
In desperate effort to kick some @$$
But all is futile, doomed to fail,
Zarn's on the field with a milking pail.

 

[Scuffer]

I think these cow jokes are only gonna work for a few select posters who are just bursting with personality. A lot of us just come here to argue about things, and the cow jokes just aren't gonna work for us.

Scuffer has two cows. Neither has any particularly interesting characteristics.

True enough.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

betazed has two cows. One cow is very smart and the other is very dumb. Betazed has to spend so much time explaining things to the dumb cow, that the smart cow becomes insanely jealous. The smart cow starts hanging around other scientists in order to make betazed jealous, but betazed never notices, he's too busy with the dumb cow. The smart cow takes to drink and pills, and is soon being passed from scientist to scientist like a cheap plaything. It eventually marries Joe Dimaggio.

 

[Pirate]

Betazed has two cows, but won't tell anyone why until later.

That's a good one.

Stratego has 2 cows. He posts a sarcastic joke and they laugh so hard that milk comes out their noses.

 

[Whomp]

Perfection is confused when he gets two cows that magically appear and there is no scientific explaination how they've come to being.

Bozo Erectus genetically engineers his cows to look like his avvie and eat bananas.

 

[aneeshm]

I'm game , let's see what you can come up with in my case .