Two Cows: NES STYLE

[Erik Mesoy]

StENES3
You have two cows. They get killed by barbarians. You frantically try to post a picture of the barbarians.

 

[Admiral Super]

Originally posted by Grandmaster
PureNES: You have two cows. One leaves, and creates worldwide chaos in the process.

Or: They both leave and give it to a third cow.

 

[SKILORD]

SNESA Absolution: You have two cows, and despite your love of these cows they die, though noone has admitted it yet. Everyone else begins scavenging from the cow carcasses.

 

[Azale]

staznesII: You have two cows, and even though they used to fight for food with many other cows, some starving to death, it is now beginning to push the other cows out and get the good grass

 

[Jason The King]

Hmm... I think I get the hang of this cow thing

StJNES4: You have two cows, one one is a vibrant young one, then dies from having its own children, and the second one is a old one that is begining to die.

JNESXII: You have one cow, everyone likes it, but it takes so long to feed, so only gets feed once or twice a week.

JNESIV: You have 2 cows, one has been stolen and the other one screws things up. .

Jason

 

[puglover]

JNESIV: Two cows. They grow so fast they take over the entire farm.

staznesII: Two cows. They beat each other up.

 

[erez87]

stJNES: You think you cows gonna die, but they realy just preaper for your first world war.

 

[stalin006]

NEO NES one. you have 2 cows, feed EVERY DAY, but only a couple care to milk it.

NEO NES two, you have to cows, but it takes years to count every spot in the cows.

NEO NES 3, you have two cows, but they are so genetically engeniered and detailed they die soon.

 

[puglover]

all of the NEO NESes: You have two cows. They grow, but they are hard to feed and are butchered for meat.

 

[stalin006]

lol so true

 

[stalin006]

PUGNESVI simplicity:
you have two cows, everyone agrees to feed it, but cows are never even born!

 

[puglover]

Originally posted by stalin006
PUGNESVI simplicity:
you have two cows, everyone agrees to feed it, but cows are never even born!

It was born. I updated. Then nobody posted orders.

 

[Warman17]

WNESIV: You have two cows. One is from Astoria and has become very sick. The other is from Nudland and is swimming in pools of cash.

RtoR2: You have two immortal cows. After hundreads of years(pages) they decide to die and reincarnate.

 

[puglover]

Originally posted by Warman17
WNESIV: You have two cows. One is from Astoria and has become very sick. The other is from Nudland and is swimming in pools of cash.

Kinda an odd couple for an alliance eh?

 

[SKILORD]

PLXNES: You have two cows and yet the Antonellie family hitmen couldn't hit them from point blank range.

ShNESXIII: You have 2 cows, they get on the plane but the Captain gets banned and the plane crashes.

 

[puglover]

NEONES IV: You have two cows. They rock!

 

[china444]

st444nes1: You have 2 cows. 1 of them pounds for orders, while the other one gets the orders wrong.

 

[naervod]

NANESIII: You have two cows and they get their fair share of milking.

 

[puglover]

st444nes1: You have two cows. They get milked to death.

BRDPUGNES1: The two cows die in the womb because nobody likes the certain farmer's cows.

 

[RoddyVR]

"back to school" nes style: you have to cows and a large group of farmers to take care of them. all of a sudden most of the farmers "go back to school" and dont know what their schedule is and the cows are completely abandoned cause the farmers that are still working on the far are just not used to the workload.