Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

[Erik Mesoy]

(Warning: This is a real groaner.)

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

Ba-dum psshh!

 

[Swedishguy]

Hey, there's a lame jokes thread for that.

Here it is.

 

[Catharsis]

Erik Mesoy gets shot twice and falls through a plate-glass window.

Ba-dum psshh!

 

[Erik Mesoy]

Hey, there's a lame jokes thread for that.

Here it is.

But those lame jokes are nowhere near as lame as this lame joke! The sheer lameness of this joke deserves its own thread. It's so lame, it even recurses. It's a lame meta-joke.

 

[Rambuchan]

This was truly terrible.

 

[Angst]

This was truly terrible.

IT WAS AWESOME!!!!

 

[Jawz II]

It was pretty good.

 

[Rambuchan]

You guys are lying.

 

[Jawz II]

*BADUM-Tisssh*

 

[Swedishguy]

Poland.

*BADUM-Tisssh*

 

[Stormrage]

What is wrong with you people?

 

[Angst]

Poland.

*BADUM-Tisssh*

I lol'ed.

 

[Mise]

This joke is physically impossible. They'd all hit the floor at the same time (ignoring air resistance, of course).

 

[Veritass]

This joke is physically impossible. They'd all hit the floor at the same time (ignoring air resistance, of course).

I think air resistance can be inferred as the normal case. Otherwise, the joke would be "two drums and a cymbal roll off a cliff in a vacuum...", which has an entirely different punchline.

 

[Mise]

I think air resistance can be inferred as the normal case. Otherwise, the joke would be "two drums and a cymbal roll off a cliff in a vacuum...", which has an entirely different punchline.

Well it depends how the cymbal falls. It could hit the ground first! In which case the punch line would really suck.

 

[Veritass]

No, they fell off a cliff in a vacuum, so they produced no sound.

More accurately, they made no sound that was conveyed through the non-existent air. Of course, they produced some sound waves that were conducted through the surface upon which they landed, and if by chance some sound pick-up device was attached to this surface, then they produce a sound. But if no one was there to hear it, then....well, you know.

 

[GoodEnoughForMe]

Now there's a debate about the actual physical probability of the joke.

 

[Mirc]

Posts #13-#16 are incredibly better than the original joke (which is obviously one of the worst jokes existing in our world).

 

[LAnkou]

you guys forget that the two drums and the cymbal may have not start they fall at the same time...

If properly done, this joke is possible...

 

[Jawz II]

What is wrong with you people?

*BADUM-Tisssh*