two pills - red and blue

[DroopyTofu]

Well, this particular iteration of the question is so far out of the borders of reality that you can't really answer it with any form of sincerity.

If we wanna get technical, I would assume that someone so intelligent would know the effects obesity has on the human body and avoid it at all costs, but apparently our genius was not smart enough to do anything to prevent it (In before: "some people can't help it")

 

[GhostWriter16]

Is 500 lbs ever unavoidable? (Legit question.) I know some people are naturally heavier than others, but... 500?

 

[Tee Kay]

I'm already the second one so.. Second one it is!

Oh shush, you're plenty cute.

Anyway, I'd go for the second pill. I prize intelligence far more than looks.

 

[Antilogic]

Give me the first; the second isn't all its cracked up to be, and the grass is always greener.

 

[Mr. Dictator]

The first option. I'm already half-way there and I'm smart enough to know that ignorance is bliss.

 

[azzaman333]

Stupid people are inherently ugly.

 

[Tee Kay]

Stupid people are inherently ugly.

 

[Borachio]

What's a pill?

(By any objective standard, I'm considered ravishingly handsome.)

Btw, a 4' 6" person weighing 500 pounds would surely be taller lying down.

 

[Mango Elephant]

I meant an IQ of 60, but I don't know if that's a good number. I mean really, really stupid but not ********.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

I'd be the dumb and pretty one.

 

[The_J]

Advances in cosmetic surgery >>> advances in brain surgery.
-> Second option.
EDIT: eww...didn't notice that one condition in the OP . Still the same...I guess.

 

[Borachio]

I meant an IQ of 60, but I don't know if that's a good number. I mean really, really stupid but not ********.

It's not a simple issue.

Mental retardation

Speaking as a really really stupid person myself, a lot depends on the circumstances.

 

[Kozmos]

IQ is not fixed throughout life AFAIK but you probably can't jump to normal from that low.

 

[GenMarshall]

This one is a toughy, though I wouldn't want to go out with a girl who's dumb as a door nail.

 

[Borachio]

I think if you're 4'6" and 500 lbs you'd be lucky to go out with, or without, anyone.

But really being an idiot's not that bad. I quite like it. Saves a lot of time explaining things to other people.

 

[Terxpahseyton]

I meant an IQ of 60, but I don't know if that's a good number. I mean really, really stupid but not ********.

First choice.
The second choice sounds like a life lost in abstraction, removed from the actual, the existential life (kind of like this place). I don't think that anyone can be blamed for not choosing this.

 

[Defiant47]

Being beautiful isn't all the great. Trust me, I know.

 

[Borachio]

Link to video.

 

[Goodfella]

Even if I am really beautiful, no one will want me if I'm ********.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Looks wouldn't matter when you're uploaded into a computer anyway.