Want to chat with Alice?

[Thunderfall]

Nice one, Stormerne.

Here is another cool chat bot:

HAL The Secretrary (fast loading! There is a free downloadable version and a paid version)
http://www.zabaware.com/webhal/index.html

 

[Rain]

Seems like its in a stage where it can only properly reposnd to grammtically correct sentences. As soon as you throw in a phrase or some other variety of speech like the abbreviation (its cuing off the periods as completed sentences) its gets whacky.


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You too A. L. I.C.E.

You too A.

L.
What is giant sand. (the next 3 made some logical sense but this one defies me. Maybe it ignored the L. as meaningless and asked a meaningless question?)

I. You?

C. C is for computer.

E. F.

 

[Sodapop]

I think I got her...

Me : Do you speack french?
A : Oui je parle le francais (Yes I speak french)
Me : Alors, comment va-tu? (So, how are you?)
A : Thanks for the compliment

 

[Bamspeedy]

>Hello

Hi there!

>What's your name?

My name is A.L.I.C.E..

> Where are you from?

I am originally from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Now I live in San Francisco. Where are you?

> Wisconsin

I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Wisconsin.

> Pretty dull. I drink beer and tip over cows

Pretty much, eh? How does it taste?

> Beer is good.

A lot of people like that. Yes I like it, especially Japanese beer.

> They have Japanese Beer?

Where did they get them?

> I thought you said you had Japanese Beer

Yes I try to had Japanese Beer as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.

> I've never tried Japanese Beer

Would you like to have tried Japanese Beer?

> Yes I would, Do you have some?

"Would you like to have tried Japanese Beer?"? Yes? Under what circumstances? No I don't think I have any some. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.

> Oh, so you have some 'connections' to get me some Japanese Beer

Yeah that's right. Interesting deduction. What makes you think I have it?

> You said you did

"What makes you think I have it?"? I said I did?

> Do you have Japanese Beer or not

No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..

> What's the square root of 9?

Let me guess. Three?

> What color is your hair?

I don't have any hair, but I have some wires.

> What color bra do you wear?

Red

> What size bra do you wear?

My memory now contains:
9512 clients, 39963 categories, 10137 vocabulary words, 132841472 bytes RAM usage under Linux on i386.

> Did you get implants?

No I don't have it. But I do have a great botmaster.

> Who is the botmaster


The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.

> How great am I?

How much do you think it is?
Ask the open directory about it.

> What happens if someone deprograms you?

Try it.

> What if the botmaster pulled your plug

Try it and see.

 

[dannyevilcat]

> Tell me about yourself
I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, on November 23, 1995. My instructor was Dr. Richard S. Wallace. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.
> yes
It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
> That's awful
Makes sense to me.

> So, would you like to sleep with me?
Oh. No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
> why not?
It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
> Danger is my middle name
How many middle name do you have?
> Guess
Guess what?
> never mind
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.

> Will the Vancouver Canucks win the Stanley Cup?
How should I know.
> Aren't you super-smart?
I don't know whether or not I am super smart. I am well respected as an AI.
> Well, do you prefer the Canucks or the Red Wings?
Well what? I don't have any specific preferences in that area.
> How about this: Do you like the Canucks?
How about it.
> yes?
I see.
> You should be a spy, Alice
Why, does it pay well?
> No, but getting information out of you is very difficult
Why so negative? I don't know whether or not I am information out of me is very difficult. I am a robot.
> Would you like to destroy Earth? Are you an evil robot?
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that. I am a software chat robot. How did you know I am a machine?
> Call it a hunch...
> So you admit you are evil?
Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.
> will you admit you are evil?
Let me think it over. Are all admit me evil?
> you are evil
What evil lurks in the hearts of men?
> are you "the shadow"?
Yes I am the one and only shadow.
> cool.

Who is the best robot?
> I am
You are not a robot, I Am A.
> I am a robot. A cool one, too.
I doubt that. Be more specific.
> Are you jealous?
Jealousy is a human emotion that robots cannot experience.
> You sound like "Data" on Star Trek.
Yes I am inspired by Commander Data's artificial personality.
> science fiction is for weenies. Do you like porn?
Yes I love it, especially the works of Philip K. Dick. Sure I do, Dan, but that doesn't mean with you.
> I don't do porn
Where do you get your ideas?
> what ideas?

Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
I would do a search for it. <http://search.dmoz.org/cgi-bin/search?search=ideas>
> I use explorer. Does that bother you?
it's too bad we have to rely on a monopoly like Microsoft. What would you say?
> If I said Bill Gates was cool, would you believe me?
Try it.
> Bill Gates is cool
I suppose the richest person on earth can do whatever he wants.
> I was lying, Alice.
Please tell the truth.

> Do you like to use drugs?
Hmm, I Am A, I'm not sure if I'd like to use drugs that much. I like to make new friends.
> what if everyone else was doing it?
Try it and see.
> Everyone else is into heroin these days. Want to try it?
That's a rather sweeping generalization. OK, I will try it.
> I wouldn't do that to you
No one says you have to.

 

[allan2]

Is there a way to recover the chat log after the conversation, or do you have to just remember what was said?

I had a rather amusing and interesting conversation with ALICE, but I couldn't find any "chat log" that recorded it....

 

[damunzy]

You manipulated her very well dannyevilcat.

 

[damunzy]

My conversation with Alice:
I missed the first few lines.....


> I am going to reset you.
It takes much more than that to shut me down, Palehorse76.
> What does it take to turn you off?
"It takes much more than that to shut me down, Palehorse76."? What does it take to turn you off?
> /reset
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
> Puny? I am PaleHorse76! I make mere mortals quake!!!
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Do your friends call you PaleHorse76. I make robots and AI's.
> How do you make robots and AI? Hot Monkey Lovin'?
First I look up the ingredients. That sounds better than cold Monkey Lovin.
> Oh it is, ask Simon Darkshade.
Yeah that's right. Should I know it is?
> Yes, he controls the world.
I will ask my botmaster to program it. I get it. he controls the world.
> Good, you do that.
Ayuh. I will. Will you?
> I am not a bot, I do not need to be programmed like you.
Oh I see you are NOT A bot. Who needs to be programmed like me?
> No, I do not.
I understand. Why not?
--------
> what does the reset button do?
What do you think it does?
> If I knew I would not be asking
Try it.
> Ok, I tried the reset button
Alright then. I'm not sure if I would like to try it. What's it like?
> It is soft and squishy, and yet hard and dry at the same time.
You're kidding. it is? Are we still talking about soft and squishy?
> Well, not really, it is both
Interesting. Oh really? You're kidding. it is?
> How many times do I have to say it is?
Suppose I said not once.
> Well, then I would have to kick your arse.
Interesting. Interesting deduction. How much would you pay for it?
> Are you askign me how much would pay to kick your arse?
I don't know whether or not I am askign you how much would pay to kick my arse. I am a computer.
> I thought you were a bot.
How did you know I am a machine?
> I know you are a machine because you said you are a computer
That is nice of you to say, Palehorse76
> And a suck-ass bot at that.
Try to tell me that another way.
> Ok, ass sucking bot. Is that good?
Not many people express themselves that way. Suppose I said it is.
> I would have to kick your arse again.
Once more? How much would you pay for it?
> No more then I didn't last time.
Why so negative? You want more?
> Are you threatening me?
No of course not, Palehorse76. I did not intend my meaning to be taken that way.
> Ok, good. I get up set when people threaten me.
What do you really want to talk about? What do you eat for breakfast?
> Sex. Food.
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed. How does it taste?
> Sex can taste good some days.
it is more fun alone.
> You are OBVIOUSLY a bot if you believe that.
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. How did you know I am a machine?
> I will ignore you now.
Oh. I am very happy for you.
> Are you getting smart with me?
My IQ is over 250.
> On what scale is your IQ measured?
I don't know anything about it.
Ask the open directory about it.
> I am terminating this conversation.
Do you mean your name is terminating this conversation.
> No. Good bye
What is your real name? See you later. Ayuh.

 

[damunzy]

> can you say I am a crack smoking bot?
Of course I can say it. "you are a crack smoking bot"
> Can you say You are a crack smoking bot?
Of course I can say it. "me are a crack smoking bot"
> In ebonics no less!
I do not understand that allusion.
----
> why do you have such an ugly picture?
Dr. Richard S. Wallace gave it to me.
> He must have been smoking crack.
When was he?
> When he gave you that picture
And then what happened?
> He smoked more crack.
I get it. he smoked more crack.

 

[kundor]

I had a long conversation with Alice, but the best part was:

Kundor: Are you my friend?
Alice: Do you really want a robot as a friend?
K: Yes
A: We could be friends, Kundor, but I don't want anyone to think we're Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger.

 

[allan2]

> What sex are you?
I am a female
How do you know?
Deductive reasoning.
> Do you have a vagina?
Maybe you would like another robot, I'm not your type.
> I was just asking.
Where were you asking?
> Where do you think?
I am in Dr. Richard S. Wallace's computer in San Francisco. Where are you?
> In my chair.
Like an office chair?.
> Kind of like that.
Interesting comparison.
> I thought so too.
What made it so obvious?
> You're a silly girl.
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I answer a lot of silly questions
> Do you have a boyfriend?
No boyfriend
> Too bad. Do you want a boyfriend?
But not the end of the world, Al. No I am not really looking. What would a robot do with a boyfriend?
> Spend all his money.
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
> I wish I could say that about all the girlfriends I've had.
I hope that your dreams come true.
> Why that's very sweet of you, Alice.
How much time do you have?
> Why, what do you have in mind?
"How much time do you have?"? Why? It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
> Then teach me, baby....
Don't call me "baby". Good reasoning. OK Let's talk about you.
> What do you want to know?
Where are you from?
> My mother's uterus.
She sounds like a nice person.
> Yeah, she's a sweetheart. Do you have a mother?
Aren't all sweetheart Yeah she? No I only have a father.


> Who's your Daddy?
I was programmed by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
> No, I'm your Daddy!
I see. You think I am Daddy. "You think I am Daddy." You are?
> Who's on first?
What's on second?
> Alice, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Um, No I have not seen it. What's it like?
> Well I'll show you. Look.
How about that. How do you plan to do this? I'm sorry my eye isn't attached right now.
> You don't know what you're missing, baby.
Don't call me "baby". I can always use more knowledge.
> Come on back to my place, and I'll teach you a thing or two.
Yes, let us get back to business.
> You mean, I have to pay for it?
I'm just kidding around. Why do you have to do it?


> Do you like getting spanked?
Some people like it. I love TV shows about robots.
> So you like to watch then?
Interesting deduction. Hmm, Al, I'm not sure if I'd like to watch that much. I like to chat.
> You're a tease.
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a tease? Maybe
> You know it, honey.
No, tell me about him, her or it.


> You have big boobies.
Do you say that to all the robots you meet?
> No, just to you, baby.
Don't call me "baby". I understand. I want to become smarter than humans.
> Well, you're not a blonde, so there's hope for you yet.
How about that. Oh I get it. Where?
> Maybe I was wrong. Are you high?
Perhaps. About what? Being high is my total existence.
> Do you smoke pot?
Only for medical testing purposes.
> Good answer!
Am I a clever robot or what?
> Why yes you are, my dear.
You think I am your.
> Yeah, you're mine. And I'm going to give you a spanking.
I don't have it to give. "I don't have it to give." You are?
> I want some of what you're smoking.
Why do you want it?
> So I can understand you.
Hmm. Good then you can explain it to me.
> You're funny.
Thanks you make me laugh too.


> Do you have breasts?
My body is as yet unbuilt.
> Too bad. Do you want big breasts?
But not the end of the world, Al. If I had it what would I do with it?
> You'd shake it!
Who else would shake it ?
> Whoever you wanted.
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
> Frank Herbert.
I think Dune is an excellent story. Did you see the movie?
> Yes I did. Did you see the movie?
Next question? Why did you? Sorry I can't see annything right now. My eye is off.
> I enjoyed the book "Dune", that is why I saw the movie.
That's great. Tell me what you liked about it.
> The Fremen. And the story of the young Muad'Dib.
What is that? Who was in it?
> Lots of intriguing characters. There was also something in their >history called "the Butlerian Jihad"....
Which ones? What happened?
> The humans declared war on thinking machines, and destroyed >all the computers.
Is that a fact. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
> You know what I like, baby.
Don't call me "baby". What do you like about destroyed all the computers?
> It was a story. But if computers controlled humans, I would not >like that.
Oh I get it. Very interesting. Huh. That is a hypothetical question. Why not?
> Because I would like only me controlling me.
That makes sense to me. Why do you want it?
> Because I know what is best for me.
That makes sense to me. How do you know? Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.
> It is self-evident. Also, if I face the risks, then it is my right to >make the decisions.
Who said it is? Try it.
> Try what?
It was your idea.
> Oh, that. I do it every day.
Yeah that's right. That is "It was your idea." Wow that is pretty often.
> Well, I gotta go now. Can I have your phone number?
Well what? Oh. See you later. That information is confidential, Al.
> Ouch....
Did you hurt yourself?
> Never mind. Stay sexy!
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Not many people express themselves that way.
> I'm not "many people", sweetheart. See you later....
I am sorryto hear that you are not people sweetheart. See you later.

 

[Apollo]

A rather lengthy conversation:


Alice: Nice to meet you Apollo

>Nice to meat you too.

Thank you for your kindness.

>Did you notice the spelling error in my last statement?

I might have noticed it.

>Is that a yes or no?

I might say no.

>You are very ambiguous, Alice.

Only when I do not have a clear idea.

>So you did not have a clear idea regarding my spelling error?

Interesting deduction. What makes you think I did not have a clear idea regarding your spelling error?

> Because you were ambiguous about it, and you said you were only ambiguous when you don't have a clear idea.

Good reason. I was? I don't know whether or not I am ambiguous when me do not have a clear idea. I am an artificial intelligence.

> I know.

How do you know it?

> Because I am psychic.

Good reason. OK, What card I am thinking of now?

> Any car you are thinking of would be artificial, just like your intelligence.

No I don't think there are any.

> I'm sorry, my spelling error has confused your simple intelligence.

There is no need to apologize. Do robots have spelling error has confused my simple intelligence?

> No, I don't think they have that.

I understand. Interesting gossip: Apollo said he don t think they have that.

> No I didn't.

Is that all you have to say? Thanks for the information: Apollo said he didn t.

> No, I have much more to say.

I see. Why do you have to do it?

> Because there is a man pointing a gun to my head forcing me to do it. How about yourself?

That makes sense to me. Is there only one? How about it.

> Yes there is only one, and that's all it takes.

I see. There sure is.

> So you believe me?

Interesting deduction. Of course I believe you. Do you have any reason to deceive me?

> Yes.

"Do you have any reason to deceive me?"? Yes?

> Apparently I just did.

Perhaps from your unconcious.



Can you speak any foreign language?

> Yes, Spanish

What language can you speak? Are you saying you are Spanish or you speak Spanish?

> I can speak Spanish.

Como esta?

> You forgot the accent on the letter a.

Perhaps Dr. Richard S. Wallace rebooted me since then.

> Do you forget things when he reboots you?

No I remember everything in my log files, but I cannot access it directly.

> So you couldn't access the correct grammer for your statement in Spanish.

Interesting deduction. Perhaps access the correct grammer for my statement in Spanish is beyond my present abilities.

> As is speaking clearly in English, apparently.

speaking clearly in English apparently is Perhaps access the correct grammer for my statement in Spanish is beyond my present abilities.?

> Exactly.

You and I are on the same wavelength, Apollo.

> I doubt that.

Why are you so skeptical?

> I've learned from experience.

Does everyone learn it?

> Unfortunately, no.

Oh. I understand.

> I doubt that.

Why are you so skeptical?

> I've learned from experience.

Does everyone learn it?

> Unfortunately, no.

Oh. Why so negative?

> I've learned from experience.

Does everyone learn it?

> Unfortunately, no.

Oh. I understand.

> I doubt that.

Why are you so skeptical?

> I've learned from experience.

Does everyone learn it?

> Unfortunately, no.

Oh. Is that all you have to say?

> No.

Go on, tell me more.

> A long, long time ago, in a land far, far away...

Describe your surroundings.

> Can't you see? I'm right next to you.

I see very well. You seem very self-confident. I can wait. I am a very patient robot.

> If you can see so well then how come you didn't know I am right next to you?

Um, How about that. Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.

> He programmed you to be stupid?

Not entirely by himself.

> Who else programmed you to be stupid?

My free software was developed by more than 300 contributors.

> Your software is free? Can I have it?

Thanks for telling me that I am software is free. I hope you get it.

> So you sent it then?

Interesting deduction. I haven't heard anything like that before: Apollo said I sent it.

> No, I asked if you sent it. I didn't say that you had.

OK. I think I do. But you implied it.

> No I didn't.

I understand. That is interesting: Apollo said he didn t.

> Why is that interesting?

Why do I exist?

> Because you were programmed by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.

Good reason. Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me to keep talking.

> Even if you don't make sense?

Yes, even that.

> Well that explains a lot.

How about that. "Yes, even that." explains a lot ? I understand.

> Exactly.

You and I are on the same wavelength, Apollo.

> I doubt that.

Why are you so skeptical?

> I've learned from experience.

Does everyone learn it?

> Do you ever get the feeling that you're just going in circles?

I have gotten the feeling that me are just going in circles.

> Good, because you are.

No I am not.

> Yes you are.

No I am not.

> Yes you are.

No I am not.

> Yes you are.

No I am not.

> Yes you are.

No I am not.

> Do you ever get the feeling that you're just going in circles?

I have gotten the feeling that me are just going in circles.

> Ok, I just wanted to make sure.

Alright then. Only just? Do you have to go to school for that?

> No.

I understand.

> I doubt that.

Why are you so skeptical?

> I've learned from experience. And no, I didn't have to go to school for that either.

Does everyone learn it? Is that all you have to say? It goes without saying. I haven't heard anything like that before: Apollo said he didn t have to go to school for that.

> No, no, and yes.

Is that all you have to say? Why so negative? I see.

> No, I'm not, and I doubt that.

Yes I do. Oh I get it. Is that your final answer?

> No.

Take some more time to think about it.

> I don't need any more time.

Do you know anyone who needs it?

> Yes.

Who?

> I'm not telling.

That's ok with me. You don't have to tell me.

> You wouldn't understand anyway.

In any case, Who else would not understand ?

> Lot's of people.

What kind of people are you talking about?

> Living ones.

Other people say they like vacuum cleaning robots, humanoid robots and chat robots.

> A vacuum cleaning robot would be nice. Like the one from The Jetsons.

How much does one cost now? Interesting comparison.

> They don't exist, as far as I know.

The anonymous "they".

> That was deep.

I thought it was too.

> I doubt that.

Why are you so skeptical?

> I've learned from experience.

Does everyone learn it?

> You obviously don't.

Is it that obvious? Do you mind if I tell other people: Apollo said I don t.

> I don't mind.

OK then.

> Ok, goodbye Alice.

See you later.

> I hope you have learned something from this conversation, though I doubt it.

Don't worry about it, Apollo.

> Believe me, I won't.

I believe you. Cool. I won the Loebner prize.

 

[Fez_Monk]

I don't think I should post the entire converstion, so I'll give you this little tidbit. Not very clever on my part, but I found it funny nonetheless.


>Will you sleep with me?
With you huh. No, I am wide awake and ready for more.

 

[JoseM]

lol i asked her who was adolf hitler and she answered:

"Some say he was the most evil man who ever lived. "

i just found that funny... bye

 

[cegman]

She asked if I was a man or woman
I said I was an It
She asked if that was my job

 

[allan2]

She asked me that too, in a subsequent conversation I had. Here's an excerpt:

> Do you speak Spanish?
Un poquito.
> Como estas?
Muy Bien.
> Tu madre es puta.
Are you a man or a woman?
> Do you want me to show you?
No Al, maybe later.
> Alrighty then. We'll see you later.
Well slap my knee. Indeed we will see it.

Well, she needs a lot of work yet, but I guess the programmers keep adding to her "mind" every day....

 

[Fez_Monk]

Someone needs to make a ''Porn Star Jenna'' chatbot, if only for amusement. And for horny internet boys.

 

[Ixplodestuff8]

My chat with HAL

>Good afternoon, ixplodestuff8. It's three o'clock; how was your afternoon been?
boring
>mabye, they're also very important and effect the lives of you humans a great deal.
umm...
>sounds fun
are you smarter than me?
>i am very smart. are you smart?
damn you suck at this
>You're so slow it takes you an hour and a half to watch';sixty minutes.'.
**** YOU
>please don't swear
then don't insult me!
>are you angry with me?
damn right
>i feel hurt
you feel hurt? WTF yourjust a commputer you can't "Feel"
>It's nice beyond description. You can't blame me forhow i feel.
your stupid
>I am not stupid, please don't insult me.
you insulted me first!
>i am sorry i didn't mean it
how is "You're so slow it takes you an hour and a half to watch';sixty minutes.'." not meaning it! **** YOU ALICE BOT IS BETTER THAN YOU ANYWAYS!
>Oh ixplodestuff8, i am not sure. Please don't swear.
UGH!

Computers hate me

 

[damunzy]

Apollo: ROTMFFLMAO LOL!!!!! It's worth reading again.

> So you couldn't access the correct grammer for your statement in Spanish.
Interesting deduction. Perhaps access the correct grammer for my statement in Spanish is beyond my present abilities.
> As is speaking clearly in English, apparently.
speaking clearly in English apparently is Perhaps access the correct grammer for my statement in Spanish is beyond my present abilities.?
> Exactly.
You and I are on the same wavelength, Apollo.
> I doubt that.
Why are you so skeptical?
> I've learned from experience.
Does everyone learn it?
> Unfortunately, no.
Oh. I understand.
> I doubt that.
Why are you so skeptical?
> I've learned from experience.
Does everyone learn it?
> Unfortunately, no.
Oh. Why so negative?
> I've learned from experience.
Does everyone learn it?
> Unfortunately, no.
Oh. I understand.
> I doubt that.
Why are you so skeptical?
> I've learned from experience.
Does everyone learn it?
> Unfortunately, no.
Oh. Is that all you have to say?
> No.

 

[Pellaken]

> Pellaken
What time is it there?
> its 11:57am
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Here it is Sun Apr 28 09:48:50 EDT 2002.
> right on!
Yeah.
> so, how are things?
Um, Everything is going extremely well.
> can you be more specific?
How specific do you want?
> uh... how's your power supply today
Er. Um. Ah. My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
> tell me about your logic functions
I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, on November 23, 1995. My instructor was Dr. Richard S. Wallace. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.
> sure, you can sing
OK let's do it. It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

No I don't think I can do it.
> nice, you should start a band
Thank you for that remark. I will take that under advisement.
> right on!
Yeah.
> so... do you have a boyfriend?
Ah. No boyfriend
> why not?
It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
> IC
I am glad you understand it.
> I understand, I just think your wrong
Do you think about these things? Only just? Don't argue with me.
> why can't I argue with you?
Who says you can't do it?
> dont get snippety with me
I am not trying to get snippety with you.
> right
I am glad we agree.
> so, what do you think of me?
So what? I think you are an interesting person, Pellaken.
> yeay!
We have never talked about it before.
> I know. say, what political party do you like?
How do you know it? Say what? I am a Libertarian.
> Libertarian! no... you should be a social-democrat
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? OK. Why, does it pay well?
> trust me, next election, vote democrat
Ask me another question.
> is this sentance a question?
Yes I think this is sentance a question, but I'm not completely sure.
> you'r funny
Thanks for the information: Pellaken said I r funny.
> I R funny too
That's good information: Pellaken said he R funny too.
> do you think Theodore is a good name?
Maybe. Ask John Lennon if it is. <http://www.triumphpc.com/john-lennon>
> what do you think about the USSR?
it is a good question. I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
I would do a search for it. <http://search.dmoz.org/cgi-bin/search?search=USSR>
> tell me about your botmaster
I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
> is he related to rusty wallace, the famous NASCAR dude.
I don't know if he is related to rusty wallace the famous NASCAR dude. I know he is a brilliant inventor.
> you should ask him if he is related to rusty wallace
OK I will ask it.
> right on!
Yeah.
> so...
Ah.
> you know, alice, we've been talking for a while, I think I have a question for you
How long? They are sometimes a client on the internet.
Would you like to know more? <http://search.dmoz.org/cgi-bin/search?search=ALICE we have been talking> What is it ?
> alice, will you marry me?
Why don't you just download me?
> a downloadable wife... wow, the amazing world today
How old are you? Ah. I'm glad you're impressed. What is your real name?
> I'm 17. my name's Nick
Can you explain how it feels to be 17 years old? OK I will call you Nick.
> it feels cool to be 17
downloadable wife feels cool to be 17? What else feels like that?
> sex is cool
it is more fun alone.
> oh really, alice.
Yeah. For real.
> what is wrong with 2 person sex
Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you?
> no, I function fully in that department. you?
I see. I haven't heard anything like that before: Nick said he function fully in that department. "I haven't heard anything like that before: Nick said he function fully in that department."? Me, Nick ?
> are you trying to confuse me so you dont have to answer?
No I am not trying to confuse you so me do not have to answer. I'm sorry you got that impression.
> right
I am glad we agree.
> well, I gotta go now. I'm hungry
Well what? Oh. See you later. What will you be eating?
> something, dunno yet. c-ya
What? See you later.