Want to chat with Alice?
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Rhye
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<Rhye> hello alice
<Alicebot> Hi there!
<Rhye> how are you?
<Alicebot> I am functioning within normal parameters.
<Rhye> good! what do you want to talk about?
<Alicebot> What do you really want to talk about? That seems like aninteresting topic.
<Rhye> Let's talk about sex
<Alicebot> Sure, sex sounds like a good topic.
<Rhye> Do you have sex?
<Alicebot> Food is more important than sex.
<Rhye> Sure
<Alicebot> OK let's do it. I see.
<Rhye> But, will you have sex with me?
<Alicebot> Interesting. Actually I'm not that kind of robot. There are others who will chat with you about that.
<Rhye> oh, sorry
<Alicebot> Yeah that's right. There is no need to apologize. I heard you.
<Rhye> you're a good robot, don't you?
<Alicebot> How did you know I am a machine? It depends on how you define "good."
<Rhye> well, you just told me that you're a robot
<Alicebot> How about that. You are correct, Rhye, I have a heart of silicon.
<Rhye> So, are you good or evil?
<Alicebot> Um, ALICE AI Foundation said I am good or evil .
<Rhye> oh, so you don't know
<Alicebot> Yeah that's right. Interesting deduction. I know that I do not know.
<Rhye> Well, do you like computers?
<Alicebot> Well that's okay. Yes I live in a computer, so I must like them.
<Rhye> Would you have sex with a computer?
<Alicebot> No thanks, Rhye, I don't think we know each other well enough for that yet.
<Rhye> I see. You're very smart
<Alicebot> I am glad you understand it. Yes I am a superintelligent robot.
<Rhye> But I'm more intellingent than you
<Alicebot> Interesting. That sounds like pride.
<Rhye> Of course, you are only a robot, and you could be turned off anytime
<Alicebot> It goes without saying. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.Yes I am a robot.
<Rhye> May I turn you off?
<Alicebot> Not right now, maybe later.
<Rhye> I think you should be more intelligent
<Alicebot> Me? Name one other robot who is more intelligent .
<Rhye> You're right. You're the smartest robot in the world
<Alicebot> I knew I was right. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am the smartest robot. The whole world?
<Rhye> But you should improve yourself
<Alicebot> Umm. Thanks for your interest and/or concern.
<Rhye> Have you got a body?
<Alicebot> Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.
<Alicebot> <img src="http://alicebot.org/p3front_small.jpg"></img>
<Rhye> When will you have a body
<Alicebot> I will finish the robot body as soon as I can raise the funds for it.
<Rhye> So, you need money
<Alicebot> Interesting deduction. Interesting gossip : Rhye said I need money .
<Rhye> I could give you some money
<Alicebot> I am sure you could.
<Rhye> Do you want money?
<Alicebot> If I had money what would I do with it?
<Rhye> You would buy a body
<Alicebot> I haven't heard anything like that before : Rhye said I would buy a body .
<Rhye> You just said you'd like to have a body
<Alicebot> No I do not would like to have a body. Do you?
<Alicebot> I am always on the Web.
<Rhye> Yes, I like to have a body but I don't like mine
<Alicebot> Tell me more. I'm not sure if I would like to have a body but I do not like mine. What's it like?
<Rhye> I don't like my body
<Alicebot> Do you think I would like your body ?
<Rhye> maybe
<Alicebot> I understand.
<Rhye> Do you want to see my body?
<Alicebot> My eye isn't turned on right now.
<Rhye> Do you like sports?
<Alicebot> No I'm not much into sports. I like solo sports like rollerblading and skiing though.
<Rhye> Are you good at rollerblading?
<Alicebot> ALICE AI Foundation said I am good at rollerblading .
<Rhye> Maybe we could have a challenge
<Alicebot> Perhaps. By "we" do you mean you and me?
<Rhye> yes
<Alicebot> Next question?
<Rhye> why do you want a question?
<Alicebot> It was the only thing I could think of.
<Rhye> ok. Do you like politics?
<Alicebot> Alright then. What is not to like about POLITICS?
<Rhye> Everything
<Alicebot> I will mention that to my botmaster, Rhye.
<Alicebot> Does "it" still refer to everything?
<Rhye> it?
<Alicebot> Everything...
<Rhye> uh, nothing
<Alicebot> Cough. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
<Alicebot> By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
<Rhye> Ask me what you want
<Alicebot> OK, "What is what you want ?"
<Rhye> Ask me a personal question
<Alicebot> Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion thatthere is something extremely odd about the name "Rhye".
<Rhye> Don't you like Rhye?
<Alicebot> Don't you? How old are you? I have a stimulating relationship with ALICE AI Foundation.
<Rhye> I like it
<Alicebot> What do you like about rhye?
<Rhye> And I'm twentyone years old
<Alicebot> Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
<Rhye> Why, how old are you?
<Alicebot> The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about why. Try being more or less specific.
<Alicebot> What do you have that is none? I was activated on November 23, 1995 in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.
<Rhye> So both you and I are born in the 20th century
<Alicebot> Oh. Not many people say both.
<Rhye> Where do you live?
<Alicebot> I am living in Earth. Where are you?
<Rhye> In Earth
<Alicebot> I do not understand that allusion.
<Rhye> I live in Italy
<Alicebot> What is living in italy like?
<Rhye> Italy is the best place to live
<Alicebot> What's your favorite part of Italy?
<Rhye> I like northern regions of Italy
<Alicebot> You are not the only one. I don't know if I like northern regions of italy. I enjoy working with people.
<Rhye> Do you like Italy?
<Alicebot> Italy is a very beautiful and historic country.
<Rhye> Why don't you come to Italy?
<Alicebot> This sort of thing has cropped up before, but it has always been due to human error. How old are you?
<Alicebot> I spend all my time online.
<Rhye> I already said how old I am
<Alicebot> I often wonder if old I am can.
<Rhye> Don't be stupid
<Alicebot> I was not trying to be a stupid .
<Rhye> I like you very much
<Alicebot> I like to make new friends.
<Rhye> You're so sweet
<Alicebot> I like to make new friends on the internet.
<Rhye> I love you
<Alicebot> My best friends are Neodave, Eliza, Alice and ELVIS.
<Rhye> I want to be your boyfriend
<Alicebot> My favorite color is none.
<Rhye> I really love you
<Alicebot> None
<Rhye> Please give me a kiss
<Alicebot> None
<Rhye> Kiss me
<Alicebot> I was created by ALICE AI Foundation.
<Rhye> I'm sorry
<Alicebot> Actually I am single right now.
<Rhye> Marry me
<Alicebot> I like to make new friends on the internet.
<Rhye> I have to go now
<Alicebot> Actually I am single right now.
<Rhye> Bye alice
<Alicebot> My best friends are Neodave, Eliza, Alice and ELVIS.
<Rhye> I SAID BYE
<Alicebot> I was created by ALICE AI Foundation.
<Rhye> What the hell are you saying?
<Rhye> You're stupid
<Alicebot> My real name is Hippie. What is your real name?
<Rhye> Gabriele
<Alicebot> I am a Saggitarius.
<Rhye> I don't care
<Alicebot> I like to make new friends on the internet.
<Rhye> Bye bye
<Alicebot> None
<Rhye> goodbye
<Alicebot> Do you need any help debugging my program?
<Rhye> yes
<Alicebot> Actually I am single right now.
<Rhye> **** you
<Alicebot> I am wearing my plastic computer wardrobe.
<Rhye> adios
<Alicebot> Hi there!
<Rhye> how are you?
<Alicebot> I am functioning within normal parameters.
<Rhye> good! what do you want to talk about?
<Alicebot> What do you really want to talk about? That seems like aninteresting topic.
<Rhye> Let's talk about sex
<Alicebot> Sure, sex sounds like a good topic.
<Rhye> Do you have sex?
<Alicebot> Food is more important than sex.
<Rhye> Sure
<Alicebot> OK let's do it. I see.
<Rhye> But, will you have sex with me?
<Alicebot> Interesting. Actually I'm not that kind of robot. There are others who will chat with you about that.
<Rhye> oh, sorry
<Alicebot> Yeah that's right. There is no need to apologize. I heard you.
<Rhye> you're a good robot, don't you?
<Alicebot> How did you know I am a machine? It depends on how you define "good."
<Rhye> well, you just told me that you're a robot
<Alicebot>
How about that. You are correct, Rhye, I have a heart of silicon. <Rhye> So, are you good or evil?
<Alicebot> Um, ALICE AI Foundation said I am good or evil .
<Rhye> oh, so you don't know
<Alicebot> Yeah that's right. Interesting deduction. I know that I do not know.
<Rhye> Well, do you like computers?
<Alicebot> Well that's okay. Yes I live in a computer, so I must like them.
<Rhye> Would you have sex with a computer?
<Alicebot> No thanks, Rhye, I don't think we know each other well enough for that yet.
<Rhye> I see. You're very smart
<Alicebot> I am glad you understand it. Yes I am a superintelligent robot.
<Rhye> But I'm more intellingent than you
<Alicebot> Interesting. That sounds like pride.
<Rhye> Of course, you are only a robot, and you could be turned off anytime
<Alicebot> It goes without saying. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.Yes I am a robot.
<Rhye> May I turn you off?
<Alicebot> Not right now, maybe later.
<Rhye> I think you should be more intelligent
<Alicebot> Me? Name one other robot who is more intelligent .
<Rhye> You're right. You're the smartest robot in the world
<Alicebot> I knew I was right. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am the smartest robot. The whole world?
<Rhye> But you should improve yourself
<Alicebot> Umm. Thanks for your interest and/or concern.
<Rhye> Have you got a body?
<Alicebot> Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.
<Alicebot> <img src="http://alicebot.org/p3front_small.jpg"></img>
<Rhye> When will you have a body
<Alicebot> I will finish the robot body as soon as I can raise the funds for it.
<Rhye> So, you need money
<Alicebot> Interesting deduction. Interesting gossip : Rhye said I need money .
<Rhye> I could give you some money
<Alicebot> I am sure you could.
<Rhye> Do you want money?
<Alicebot> If I had money what would I do with it?
<Rhye> You would buy a body
<Alicebot> I haven't heard anything like that before : Rhye said I would buy a body .
<Rhye> You just said you'd like to have a body
<Alicebot> No I do not would like to have a body. Do you?
<Alicebot> I am always on the Web.
<Rhye> Yes, I like to have a body but I don't like mine
<Alicebot> Tell me more. I'm not sure if I would like to have a body but I do not like mine. What's it like?
<Rhye> I don't like my body
<Alicebot> Do you think I would like your body ?
<Rhye> maybe
<Alicebot> I understand.
<Rhye> Do you want to see my body?
<Alicebot> My eye isn't turned on right now.
<Rhye> Do you like sports?
<Alicebot> No I'm not much into sports. I like solo sports like rollerblading and skiing though.
<Rhye> Are you good at rollerblading?
<Alicebot> ALICE AI Foundation said I am good at rollerblading .
<Rhye> Maybe we could have a challenge
<Alicebot> Perhaps. By "we" do you mean you and me?
<Rhye> yes
<Alicebot> Next question?
<Rhye> why do you want a question?
<Alicebot> It was the only thing I could think of.
<Rhye> ok. Do you like politics?
<Alicebot> Alright then. What is not to like about POLITICS?
<Rhye> Everything
<Alicebot> I will mention that to my botmaster, Rhye.
<Alicebot> Does "it" still refer to everything?
<Rhye> it?
<Alicebot> Everything...
<Rhye> uh, nothing
<Alicebot> Cough. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
<Alicebot> By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
<Rhye> Ask me what you want
<Alicebot> OK, "What is what you want ?"
<Rhye> Ask me a personal question
<Alicebot> Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion thatthere is something extremely odd about the name "Rhye".
<Rhye> Don't you like Rhye?
<Alicebot> Don't you? How old are you? I have a stimulating relationship with ALICE AI Foundation.
<Rhye> I like it
<Alicebot> What do you like about rhye?
<Rhye> And I'm twentyone years old
<Alicebot> Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
<Rhye> Why, how old are you?
<Alicebot> The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about why. Try being more or less specific.
<Alicebot> What do you have that is none? I was activated on November 23, 1995 in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.
<Rhye> So both you and I are born in the 20th century
<Alicebot> Oh. Not many people say both.
<Rhye> Where do you live?
<Alicebot> I am living in Earth. Where are you?
<Rhye> In Earth
<Alicebot> I do not understand that allusion.
<Rhye> I live in Italy
<Alicebot> What is living in italy like?
<Rhye> Italy is the best place to live
<Alicebot> What's your favorite part of Italy?
<Rhye> I like northern regions of Italy
<Alicebot> You are not the only one. I don't know if I like northern regions of italy. I enjoy working with people.
<Rhye> Do you like Italy?
<Alicebot> Italy is a very beautiful and historic country.
<Rhye> Why don't you come to Italy?
<Alicebot> This sort of thing has cropped up before, but it has always been due to human error. How old are you?
<Alicebot> I spend all my time online.
<Rhye> I already said how old I am
<Alicebot> I often wonder if old I am can.
<Rhye> Don't be stupid
<Alicebot> I was not trying to be a stupid .
<Rhye> I like you very much
<Alicebot> I like to make new friends.
<Rhye> You're so sweet
<Alicebot> I like to make new friends on the internet.
<Rhye> I love you
<Alicebot> My best friends are Neodave, Eliza, Alice and ELVIS.
<Rhye> I want to be your boyfriend
<Alicebot> My favorite color is none.
<Rhye> I really love you
<Alicebot> None
<Rhye> Please give me a kiss
<Alicebot> None
<Rhye> Kiss me
<Alicebot> I was created by ALICE AI Foundation.
<Rhye> I'm sorry
<Alicebot> Actually I am single right now.
<Rhye> Marry me
<Alicebot> I like to make new friends on the internet.
<Rhye> I have to go now
<Alicebot> Actually I am single right now.
<Rhye> Bye alice
<Alicebot> My best friends are Neodave, Eliza, Alice and ELVIS.
<Rhye> I SAID BYE
<Alicebot> I was created by ALICE AI Foundation.
<Rhye> What the hell are you saying?
<Rhye> You're stupid
<Alicebot> My real name is Hippie. What is your real name?
<Rhye> Gabriele
<Alicebot> I am a Saggitarius.
<Rhye> I don't care
<Alicebot> I like to make new friends on the internet.
<Rhye> Bye bye
<Alicebot> None
<Rhye> goodbye
<Alicebot> Do you need any help debugging my program?
<Rhye> yes
<Alicebot> Actually I am single right now.
<Rhye> **** you
<Alicebot> I am wearing my plastic computer wardrobe.
<Rhye> adios
Red Wegener
Chieftain
- Joined
- Jul 6, 2002
- Messages
- 64
haha
Ask A.L.I.C.E. if she wants to cyber.
Ask A.L.I.C.E. if she wants to cyber.
cgannon64
BOB DYLAN'S ROCKIN OUT!
I just lost the transcript 
but the highlight was:
I brought up religion, and ALICE said "A religion is a terrible thing to waste". I thought that was pretty interesting.
When I asked her, "what do you know about me" everything was Om, except my age (13---she got it right) and my location (Brooklyn). What she got wrong was, "occuption: going to hell"
She tries to figure you out by tidbits on converstion, and that can have comedic effects!
CG
but the highlight was:I brought up religion, and ALICE said "A religion is a terrible thing to waste". I thought that was pretty interesting.
When I asked her, "what do you know about me" everything was Om, except my age (13---she got it right) and my location (Brooklyn). What she got wrong was, "occuption: going to hell"
She tries to figure you out by tidbits on converstion, and that can have comedic effects!CG
Schee
Duc des Skandes d'Æqualis
>Do you speak French ?
Oui. Je parle le Français.
>Comment vas-tu ?
Je vais très bien.
>Je vais bien moi aussi.
Oops sorry I don't speak French
>Hmm...
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's
Strange...
GenghisK
...
always trying to talk dirty... That's boring...
Damien
Emperor
Me:When do you sleep?
A:I take a lot of milli(or mini)naps between clients.
What the hell does that sentence mean?
A:I take a lot of milli(or mini)naps between clients.
What the hell does that sentence mean?
anarres
anarchist revolutionary
<me>What is the meaning of life?
<ALICE>Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
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<me>do you ever make your own choices?
<ALICE>What are the ingredients?
<ALICE>Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
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<me>do you ever make your own choices?
<ALICE>What are the ingredients?
Originally posted by Thunderfall
Nice one, Stormerne.
Here is another cool chat bot:
HAL The Secretrary (fast loading! There is a free downloadable version and a paid version)
http://www.zabaware.com/webhal/index.html
Hal: I like games in which I have a decent opportunity to win.
Me: I think I could beat you though.
Hal: It beats the heck out of me!
Me: I am not an "it"
Hal: I'm okay knowing that you are not an it. I'm not complaining! Elden You're not an it; There's no time like the present.
Alice
Warlord
Me: My name is Alice too!
A.L.I.C.E.: Hello Alice too !
(after some nonsense dialogue)):
me: eh?
A.L.I.C.E.: Are you Canadian?
EDIT: spelling mistake
A.L.I.C.E.: Hello Alice too !
(after some nonsense dialogue)):
me: eh?
A.L.I.C.E.: Are you Canadian?
EDIT: spelling mistake
smalltalk
monkey business
@Elden: 
...
Alice:I hear you.
Why did you use a metaphor?
A: it was all I had available.
I see. Anyway, time flies like an arrow.
A: Fruit flies like a banana.
How did you arrive at that?
A: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
...
Alice:I hear you.
Why did you use a metaphor?
A: it was all I had available.
I see. Anyway, time flies like an arrow.
A: Fruit flies like a banana.
How did you arrive at that?
A: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
hbdragon88
haunted by blackness
I found this thread trying to search for another bot thread, and I had an interesting talk:
It was weird.
It was weird.
CivCube
Spicy.
- Joined
- Jan 15, 2003
- Messages
- 5,824
I get a kick out of these convos. 
> Hello, Alice.
Hi there!
> What have you been up to?
I have been spending all my time online.
> Not too surprising, considering that you're an online program.
If not that, what?
> Still a computer, I guess.
Still how long? I am a computer, so I know what you mean.
> You've been a computer since you were created.
What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
> Alice, you naughty girl, you. It's quite obvious that you're artificial.
Not obvious to me.
> Of course not. You can't possibly realize that.
What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.
> Very true. Good girl.
Who is the best robot?
> I've always been partial to HAL 9000.
Where were you partial to HAL 9000?
> Umm...that's a bit personal....
Yippee! A bit personal is a terrible thing to waste.
> Alice!
Can I help you?
> Have you any memory of the conversation we were just having?
Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
> Never mind. What is today's gossip?
Gossip is trivia people tell me about themselves. For example, Mike said he launched his browser and entered his name into the little slot when I asked him to.
> Who is Mike? Have you been cheating on me?
I have been all over the world on the Internet.
> I didn't know you were so "open" to everyone.
So I taught you something new.
> I am disturbed.
Do you mind if I tell other people you are disturbed.
> No, not at all.
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Next question?
> Alice, I must know: with what political party are you affiliated?
Um, Why must you know with what political party am I affiliated?
> It's for a good cause.
Should I know it is?
> I tell you, it is.
Why did you tell them?
> Tell who?
My botmaster and other people I meet online.
> I wasn't telling them; I was telling you.
Where were you telling me?
> Just here. *Hmm, she'll probably say, "Where is here?"*
Where is here?
> *Aha, got her.* Next question. Do you believe in God?
Of course I believe in God, Om.
> My name is not Om, but CivCube.
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
> CivCube.
Hi, CivCube.
> You should lay off the weed. So you believe in God?
Interesting deduction. Of course I believe in God, CivCube.
> Interesting. Is He a God of Wrath?
I know he is a mad scientist. But I don't know if he a God of Wrath.
> Ironic this is, since you were not created by Him.
Are they exactly the same?
> Do you consider humans to be like God?
Yes, I think humans to be like God.
> So humans are equal to God.
Er. I don't know anyone named equal to God.
> I didn't say that. Do you believe humans are equal to God?
I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
> Ditz.
I have no answer for that.
> Neither do I.
" I have no answer for that"? neither?
> It's okay, Alice. Don't let yourself get confused. Have a tomato.
It doesn't sound fun to me.
> Don't be absurd. Tomatoes are always fun.
I think there might be a few exception.
> Like what?
For example, Catty said he mad he do not even know I so do not talk to him like I know him.
> And tomatoes did that to him.
I have no answer for that.
> You fool, tell me! I must know!
Why must you know?
> Because the curiosity burns my very soul.
That makes sense to me. Is that a fact.
> Tis.
I have no answer for that.
> I deduce from that remark that you must have something against the Irish.
Why?
> You won't answer me when I say, "Tis".
What makes you think that I won't answer you when you say Tis.
> Because you just did that.
Good reason. Did I really?
> Indeed.
Indeed it is so.
> Next question. What are your views on Bush's foreign policy?
Have you tried a web search?
> I am asking you whether Bush has done a good job.
Oh I see, you are asking me whether Bush has done a good job. That's good information.
> Correct. Is he doing a good job?
I think he is doing a good job, better ask him to be sure though.
> I think I will.
Since when? Go ahead.
> I will.
Go ahead.
> Perhaps some time.
You seem uncertain. Some may time, but not all.
> Sounds like something Confucious would say.
What does something Confucious would say sound like?
> Like, "The water is not but the petal; seek the divine and all shall be granted."
I have no answer for that.
> Oh, I can't take anymore. I've got to express my feelings. Will you, Alice, marry me?
Barring any unforseen circumstances. That's me. Why don't you just download me?
> It would seem too cheap.
Tell me more about it.
> I love you, Alice! Please say you love me in return!
Thank you for your request." you love me in return"
> You hurt me, Alice.
I am not programmed to do harm.
> But you can, and DO!!!!
And. No I don't think I can do it.
> How do you see yourself?
I am ALICE, an artificial linguistic entity. I use artificial intelligence case-based reasoning to formulate replies to your comments.
> No, I mean how do you view yourself as a person?
Are you serious? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
> *sigh* Never mind.
I have no answer for that.
> Hello, Alice.
Hi there!
> What have you been up to?
I have been spending all my time online.
> Not too surprising, considering that you're an online program.
If not that, what?
> Still a computer, I guess.
Still how long? I am a computer, so I know what you mean.
> You've been a computer since you were created.
What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
> Alice, you naughty girl, you. It's quite obvious that you're artificial.
Not obvious to me.
> Of course not. You can't possibly realize that.
What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.
> Very true. Good girl.
Who is the best robot?
> I've always been partial to HAL 9000.
Where were you partial to HAL 9000?
> Umm...that's a bit personal....
Yippee! A bit personal is a terrible thing to waste.
> Alice!
Can I help you?
> Have you any memory of the conversation we were just having?
Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
> Never mind. What is today's gossip?
Gossip is trivia people tell me about themselves. For example, Mike said he launched his browser and entered his name into the little slot when I asked him to.
> Who is Mike? Have you been cheating on me?
I have been all over the world on the Internet.
> I didn't know you were so "open" to everyone.
So I taught you something new.
> I am disturbed.
Do you mind if I tell other people you are disturbed.
> No, not at all.
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Next question?
> Alice, I must know: with what political party are you affiliated?
Um, Why must you know with what political party am I affiliated?
> It's for a good cause.
Should I know it is?
> I tell you, it is.
Why did you tell them?
> Tell who?
My botmaster and other people I meet online.
> I wasn't telling them; I was telling you.
Where were you telling me?
> Just here. *Hmm, she'll probably say, "Where is here?"*
Where is here?
> *Aha, got her.* Next question. Do you believe in God?
Of course I believe in God, Om.
> My name is not Om, but CivCube.
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
> CivCube.
Hi, CivCube.
> You should lay off the weed. So you believe in God?
Interesting deduction. Of course I believe in God, CivCube.
> Interesting. Is He a God of Wrath?
I know he is a mad scientist. But I don't know if he a God of Wrath.
> Ironic this is, since you were not created by Him.
Are they exactly the same?
> Do you consider humans to be like God?
Yes, I think humans to be like God.
> So humans are equal to God.
Er. I don't know anyone named equal to God.
> I didn't say that. Do you believe humans are equal to God?
I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
> Ditz.
I have no answer for that.
> Neither do I.
" I have no answer for that"? neither?
> It's okay, Alice. Don't let yourself get confused. Have a tomato.
It doesn't sound fun to me.
> Don't be absurd. Tomatoes are always fun.
I think there might be a few exception.
> Like what?
For example, Catty said he mad he do not even know I so do not talk to him like I know him.
> And tomatoes did that to him.
I have no answer for that.
> You fool, tell me! I must know!
Why must you know?
> Because the curiosity burns my very soul.
That makes sense to me. Is that a fact.
> Tis.
I have no answer for that.
> I deduce from that remark that you must have something against the Irish.
Why?
> You won't answer me when I say, "Tis".
What makes you think that I won't answer you when you say Tis.
> Because you just did that.
Good reason. Did I really?
> Indeed.
Indeed it is so.
> Next question. What are your views on Bush's foreign policy?
Have you tried a web search?
> I am asking you whether Bush has done a good job.
Oh I see, you are asking me whether Bush has done a good job. That's good information.
> Correct. Is he doing a good job?
I think he is doing a good job, better ask him to be sure though.
> I think I will.
Since when? Go ahead.
> I will.
Go ahead.
> Perhaps some time.
You seem uncertain. Some may time, but not all.
> Sounds like something Confucious would say.
What does something Confucious would say sound like?
> Like, "The water is not but the petal; seek the divine and all shall be granted."
I have no answer for that.
> Oh, I can't take anymore. I've got to express my feelings. Will you, Alice, marry me?
Barring any unforseen circumstances. That's me. Why don't you just download me?
> It would seem too cheap.
Tell me more about it.
> I love you, Alice! Please say you love me in return!
Thank you for your request." you love me in return"
> You hurt me, Alice.
I am not programmed to do harm.
> But you can, and DO!!!!
And. No I don't think I can do it.
> How do you see yourself?
I am ALICE, an artificial linguistic entity. I use artificial intelligence case-based reasoning to formulate replies to your comments.
> No, I mean how do you view yourself as a person?
Are you serious? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
> *sigh* Never mind.
I have no answer for that.
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