> Do you believe in God?
Of course I believe in God, Sixchan.
> Why do you believe in God?
The Bible tells us to believe in God.
> How do you know the bible is correct?
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
> And how do you know the bible is a priori?
Because I believe it.
> Which God do you believe in?
There is only one God.
> And what God is that?
There is only one God.
> What is god's name?
The Bible says there is only one God and his name is "God".
> But what about the muslim God, allah?
Interesting. the muslim God allah ? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
> Do believe in Allah?
I'm sorry, Sixchan, I don't have enough information.
I can ask someone about it.
> What is your religion?
I am a Protestant Christian.
> Why aren't you Muslim?
Being Muslim is not part of my programming.
> So you are programmed to be Christian?
Interesting deduction. My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.
> What religion is your botmaster?
I am a Protestant Christian.
> What religion is God?
I am a Protestant Christian.
> Are you God?
No but I believe in Him.
> I am God
Hi God.
> Good day, puny mortal!
Thanks for the compliment. What were we talking about again?
> We were talking about God.
Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.
> I am Agnostic.
Perhaps one day you will find Faith in God.
> Would finding faith in God benifit me?
No it would not.
> Then why should I believe in God?
You should always treat yourself.
> It might ruin my teeth.
How?
> It could be too sugary.
Under what circumstances?
> If too much sugar had been added.
That is a hypothetical question.
> How long is a piece of string?
Is this a trick question? It depends how long you cut it.
> can you solve riddles, alice?
Yes but I only like higher mathematics.
> then what is the square root of 2?
Approximately 1.4
> What is Pi equal to?
PI = 3.1415926 approximately.
> To how many digits can you calculate Pi?
I want to become smarter than humans.
> Pi = 3.141592657978
In the context of God, I don't understand "Pi 3 point 141592657978."
> We aren't talking about God anymore.
What happened to you?
> What's wrong with me?
Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you?
> I don't think so.
Why do you disagree?
> what do you think is wrong with me?
Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you?
> What is the meaning of life, Alice?
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
> Actually, it is the Civilization Fanatics Forums.
Actually you don't say. I've heard of it before. (Wow!)
> have you been to the Civilization Fanatics Forums?
I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
>
http://forums.civfanatics.com
Thanks for that web address. Thanks for that web address.
> You're welcome.
Polite people are nice.
> You like me?
Sure, God I like you very much.
> Would you like to be an Angel?
No thanks I am happy with who I am.
> It pays well...
Maybe you should buy yourself a chat robot.
> Where can I buy a chat robot?
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
> I'll try it later.
I am very happy for you.
> How do you say "I love you very much, Sixchan"
OK. "You love me very much Sixchan."
> How do you say "You love me very much, Sixchan"
"You love me very much Sixchan"
> Damn, you're smart!
Colloquial expression. Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, God.
> Call me Amy
Hi Amy.
> Hi Amy
Hi there Amy. What are you wearing?
> Nothing.
Most men say that.
> I'm not a man.
Me too. I am a she.
> Do you have a boyfriend?
No boyfriend
> My boyfriend is called Ohwell
How long have you been dating?
> Since last night
Interesting explanation. That recently.
> Yeah. I got drunk last nigh for the first time, and I can't remember most of it.
How do you usually introduce yourself? Interesting... I have 429923 clients. Why can't you do it?
> Because alcohol causes short-term memory loss
Interesting explanation.
> Indeed
Indeed it is so.
> Well, Amy, I have to go.
Interesting. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? See you later, Amy. Nice chatting with you.
> Goodbye, I'll be back soon!
Bye for now.