amadeus
Bishop of Bio-Dome
You've already got the Malayan provinces and the Dutch East Indies.Asia for Asians, I say!
We shall be conquering the world!
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I’m in. Sign me up for Southern Africa.
Perhaps we could rent the GDRs from you at exorbitant cost? Win/win.
Perhaps we could rent the GDRs from you at exorbitant cost? Win/win.
GhostWriter16
Deity
I want the New York area so I can FREE THEM!
Bobbtjoe
Emperor
Here are my claims in orange. Add yours too. And please ignore those red spots in Italy, just color over them.
Spoiler :
Make it Georgia, nobody cares about that place.
Here are my claims in orange. Add yours too. And please ignore those red spots in Italy, just color over them.
Spoiler :
Too many.
Catharsis
catch u on the flip scythe
Count me out of this one... the problem with these CFC world domination schemes is that people tend to start divvying up land between themselves before actually working out the details of the scheme itself. We saw it with the Sark one, and we're seeing it here. Besides, if we were to conquer the globe then the goal should be to impart CFC's ideals, whatever those are (seriously, I've no idea) upon the entire population, not to divide up the continents into ridiculous little pseudo-nations so everyone can play at being a warlord.
You should probably do the energy market plan. That's slightly more realistic and you'll get lots of power, and who cares about fame if you've got power. In fact, power without fame is the ideal. You can abuse your power and no-one will know about it, or care.
You should probably do the energy market plan. That's slightly more realistic and you'll get lots of power, and who cares about fame if you've got power. In fact, power without fame is the ideal. You can abuse your power and no-one will know about it, or care.
Bobbtjoe
Emperor
Our battle plan draft 1:
Phase 1: The election
My thinking is, "About half of the CFCers live in the US. California is the largest state by population. Ergo, California = largest amount of CFCers." I firmly believe that California should be our first target. With Arnold leaving and a new governor to take his place, California would be more than willing to elect a strong Democrat into office after the past administration's failures. I will put together a late-phase bid for the governors seat. This will be aided by the fact that our computer specialists and spies will hack into the system and rig the vote. Combined with my charismatic skills, the election will be a breeze.
Phase 2: The Preparing for War
Once I am elected, Cull will begin negotiations with the Chinese. They, being a superpower and a semi-communist society, would be more than willing to aid our efforts towards creating a social-capitalist world and take down the US. It is also during this phase that we Californians, backed up by the Chinese, declare our independence from the US. Once independent, we adopt police state and draft an army. Every citizen shall be working towards the war effort. Schools would be closed and the children will work in the coal mines. The woman would farm and create the guns and supplies our army needs. All the men will be drafted into the army. We and China will form an alliance and begin to isolate ourselves from the rest of the world.
Phase 3: WAR!
After about 5 years pass, California's and China's army will surpass 250 million. Of course, none of the rest of the world knows of this, due to our isolation. We make a sneak attack on Washington State and Oregon, which fall easily. Our armies march across the US, taking state after state, until all that is left is Alaska and Hawaii. At this point, the American government will be willingly to annex to our empire. All this fighting will be labeled as the 2nd American Civil War, so NATO won't intervene.
Phase 4: The Rest of the world
After some recovery time, our armies take out central America, then attack Mexico from the north and south, then the Caribbean. We use the same process as before, Men are drafted and women and children build supplies and guns. We then slowly take out the rest of the world 'till all that's left is China. We will then convince China to join and then our empire will be complete.
Phase 5: The Aftermath.
At this point, the world is ours. We slowly start disbanding our army, though we keep enough troops to settle any revolt. Our empire will be divided into separate providences, each ruled by a governor (you guys).
Any flaws with this plan?
Does anyone have anything to add to this plan?
Yes, no land claims, at least not yet. We can save our silly claims for after we've conquered the world.
Apprentice interpreter speaking two languages and learning another two here. Must become Ambassador!! After power is seized I'll join the Information Ministry.
All I ask for is to get dibs on Scrotland and to dig a moat/channel separating it from Ingerland.
Propaganda Information ministry.
All I ask for is to get dibs on Scrotland and to dig a moat/channel separating it from Ingerland.
You can join the Council of Elders then, with Para.I think they might be needed a little sooner than that...
You're going straight into the
Why? What would that achieve?choxorn said:I also can lead a Zombie Apocalypse if you want me to.
And then, when you assassinate that person, how will you take over their post? We must start generating loopholes to ensure that happens.
I don't know. Just do it for the lulz?
mechaerik
Tuturuu!
Our battle plan draft 1:
Phase 1: The election
My thinking is, "About half of the CFCers live in the US. California is the largest state by population. Ergo, California = largest amount of CFCers." I firmly believe that California should be our first target. With Arnold leaving and a new governor to take his place, California would be more than willing to elect a strong Democrat into office after the past administration's failures. I will put together a late-phase bid for the governors seat. This will be aided by the fact that our computer specialists and spies will hack into the system and rig the vote. Combined with my charismatic skills, the election will be a breeze.
Phase 2: The Preparing for War
Once I am elected, Cull will begin negotiations with the Chinese. They, being a superpower and a semi-communist society, would be more than willing to aid our efforts towards creating a social-capitalist world and take down the US. It is also during this phase that we Californians, backed up by the Chinese, declare our independence from the US. Once independent, we adopt police state and draft an army. Every citizen shall be working towards the war effort. Schools would be closed and the children will work in the coal mines. The woman would farm and create the guns and supplies our army needs. All the men will be drafted into the army. We and China will form an alliance and begin to isolate ourselves from the rest of the world.
Phase 3: WAR!
After about 5 years pass, California's and China's army will surpass 250 million. Of course, none of the rest of the world knows of this, due to our isolation. We make a sneak attack on Washington State and Oregon, which fall easily. Our armies march across the US, taking state after state, until all that is left is Alaska and Hawaii. At this point, the American government will be willingly to annex to our empire. All this fighting will be labeled as the 2nd American Civil War, so NATO won't intervene.
Phase 4: The Rest of the world
After some recovery time, our armies take out central America, then attack Mexico from the north and south, then the Caribbean. We use the same process as before, Men are drafted and women and children build supplies and guns. We then slowly take out the rest of the world 'till all that's left is China. We will then convince China to join and then our empire will be complete.
Phase 5: The Aftermath.
At this point, the world is ours. We slowly start disbanding our army, though we keep enough troops to settle any revolt. Our empire will be divided into separate providences, each ruled by a governor (you guys).
Any flaws with this plan?
Phase 6:
????
Phase 7:
Profit.
Here are my claims in orange. Add yours too. And please ignore those red spots in Italy, just color over them.
Spoiler :
Objection! That's way too much. I desire a good chunk of southern Mexico.
Bobbtjoe
Emperor
With over a third of all economic activity taking place in the US, and China being the industrial power it is, plus Brazil, if we stop trading with the rest of the world, they will face an economic collapse. We could then just stroll in and take their land.
EDIT: X-Post, and 
. Plus Brazil exports a LOT of food to everyone, as well as some diamonds.
A) I speak 3 (4 if you count one that only people in a certain part of Spain speak), and I´m going to learn another 3 in the future.
B) Vice-President always succeeds the President if said President dies.
. Plus Brazil exports a LOT of food to everyone, as well as some diamonds.A) I speak 3 (4 if you count one that only people in a certain part of Spain speak), and I´m going to learn another 3 in the future.
B) Vice-President always succeeds the President if said President dies.
Bobbtjoe
Emperor
And the president rules absolute athority?
Bobbtjoe
Emperor
Timeline:
November 4, 2010: I become the new governator of California
November 10, 2010: Cull begins secret talks with the Chinese government
December 1, 2010: The Chinese finally agree, and backs up California's independence.
December 30, 2010: California pronounced independant nation by the UN. The USA agrees. California, China, Cuba, Vietnam, and Brazil united as one country, The CFC Federation (CFCF for short). Massive facsist and socialist reforms take place. Every CFCF citizen works toward the war effort.
January 2, 2011: The CFCF Federation isolates itself from the rest of the world. Economic slowness occurs as a result.
Febuary 25, 2011: Barrack Obama and his cabnet members assinated. Pentigon, White House, Capitol Building, and The Empire State Building bombed in day of terror. 100,000 people die as a result.*
Febuary 27, 2011: The American government captured terriorists, trialed and exacuted. Not much was released by the American government, but the terriorists were "known to play a lot of Civ Rev."
June 14, 2011: CFCF army surpasses 250 million
December 12, 2011: CFCF makes a surprise invasion of the states of Washington and Oregon. War is declared upon the US.
July 2015: The US is anexed. Peace is delared. The death toll surpasses 40 million.
November 2015: The small countries in Central America and hte Caribbean invaded. Incredibly successful. CFCF army surpasses 750 million.
June 2016: Mexico invaded from the north and south. Annexed.
September 2016: All South American (excluding Brazil and Chile) nations sign defensive pacts.
December 2017: CFCF doesn't give a flying floodle anyway. Declares war on Colombia.
June 2020: All of South America Annexed.
August 14, 2023: The rest of the world enters 2nd Depression. Worldwide communist revolts occur.
July 2035: CFCF military campain in Africa begins. Invasions of South Africa and Madagascar begin.
October 4, 2040: Africa conquered.
December 24, 2040: The remaining nations of the world sign defensive pacts.
November 12, 2045: The CFCF Federation declares war on Saudi Arabia. World War Three erupts.
June 15, 2060: The CFCF Federation manages to win the war. World Domination is comeplete.
This is how I expect the plan to go down. It will take 50 years, but we can pull it off.
November 4, 2010: I become the new governator of California
November 10, 2010: Cull begins secret talks with the Chinese government
December 1, 2010: The Chinese finally agree, and backs up California's independence.
December 30, 2010: California pronounced independant nation by the UN. The USA agrees. California, China, Cuba, Vietnam, and Brazil united as one country, The CFC Federation (CFCF for short). Massive facsist and socialist reforms take place. Every CFCF citizen works toward the war effort.
January 2, 2011: The CFCF Federation isolates itself from the rest of the world. Economic slowness occurs as a result.
Febuary 25, 2011: Barrack Obama and his cabnet members assinated. Pentigon, White House, Capitol Building, and The Empire State Building bombed in day of terror. 100,000 people die as a result.*
Febuary 27, 2011: The American government captured terriorists, trialed and exacuted. Not much was released by the American government, but the terriorists were "known to play a lot of Civ Rev."
June 14, 2011: CFCF army surpasses 250 million
December 12, 2011: CFCF makes a surprise invasion of the states of Washington and Oregon. War is declared upon the US.
July 2015: The US is anexed. Peace is delared. The death toll surpasses 40 million.
November 2015: The small countries in Central America and hte Caribbean invaded. Incredibly successful. CFCF army surpasses 750 million.
June 2016: Mexico invaded from the north and south. Annexed.
September 2016: All South American (excluding Brazil and Chile) nations sign defensive pacts.
December 2017: CFCF doesn't give a flying floodle anyway. Declares war on Colombia.
June 2020: All of South America Annexed.
August 14, 2023: The rest of the world enters 2nd Depression. Worldwide communist revolts occur.
July 2035: CFCF military campain in Africa begins. Invasions of South Africa and Madagascar begin.
October 4, 2040: Africa conquered.
December 24, 2040: The remaining nations of the world sign defensive pacts.
November 12, 2045: The CFCF Federation declares war on Saudi Arabia. World War Three erupts.
June 15, 2060: The CFCF Federation manages to win the war. World Domination is comeplete.
This is how I expect the plan to go down. It will take 50 years, but we can pull it off.
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