We shall be conquering the world!
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Bobbtjoe
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lulwhat?
aimeeandbeatles
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What the heck can I do?
Bobbtjoe
Emperor
What skills do you have?
Carrack, a unit in Civ…?
She's Canadian.
Seriously, we need girls to infiltrate the female resistance. Otherwise, girl's bathrooms will be fortresses…
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aimeeandbeatles
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Not much.
Bobbtjoe
Emperor
We need to define the CFCF values!
Yeah, we can conquer the world, but we have to do it before 2050 at the latest, otherwise we'll have to settle for Histograph Victory, and that's lame. And anyway, let's try to set it out so that we rule the world before most of us are either dead or really old.
mythmonster2
BEC NOIR! RUN!
I have Tae Kwon Do! I will teach martial arts so that we may fight even without resources!
Bobbtjoe
Emperor
Well, we could delare war on everyone at once, or what I call "pulling a Hitler." And we all know how that turned out...
I could infiltrate the Papacy and become Pope and thus join the world CFC movement with 1 Billion supporters, though we can't practice liberalism, communism, conservatism, socialism, libertarianism, capitalism, and/or Nazism
don't worry though, it will be glorious
don't worry though, it will be glorious
SS-18 ICBM
Oscillator
Can I work on theatrewide biotoxic and chemical warfare?
You've already got the Malayan provinces and the Dutch East Indies.
Why would I want those? That's Masada's realms, anyway.
Anyway, I'm sick of Bobbtjoe's "leadership" and his landgrabbing and his IOTization of our grand imperial project. It's obvious he plans to make himself our dictator. This cannot be allowed.
He is the lie! He is the enemy within! He is the... the... counter-revolutionary!
Bobbtjoe
Emperor
Well, it doesn't seem as any else of you are willing to lead this thing.
I offered for any suggestions to my plan. It was a "draft".It was a way of organizing the land each of us will be getting.
Well, isn't that the point of this world-wide conquest?
Viva la revolution, baby.
Ajidica
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I'm tall and going into my senior year of HS in the frigid arctic tundra of the suburbs of the Twin Cities (Minnesota).
I like history (Napoleonic, English Civil War, and Byzantine), politics, sci-fi, and wargaming.
I am a social democrat and an considering becoming a lawyer.
After I surrender my individuality to the will of the CFC Collective, how may I best serve the will of the Overlords?
I like history (Napoleonic, English Civil War, and Byzantine), politics, sci-fi, and wargaming.
I am a social democrat and an considering becoming a lawyer.
After I surrender my individuality to the will of the CFC Collective, how may I best serve the will of the Overlords?
Bobbtjoe
Emperor
I was gonna assign you as cannon fodder, but I am promoting you to front-line infrantry. (*wisper* THAT MEANS YOU GET SHOT AT FIRST! 
*wisper* )
What other skills do you have?
*wisper* )What other skills do you have?
Ajidica
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I also might become and account and I have a near photographic memory?
EDIT: I forgot, I also speak some Spanish!
!Gentes y obreros, trabajan mas rapido para la revolucion de CFC!
(People and workers, work faster for the CFC revolution.)
To open up the worlds two biggest cans of worms, what plans do we have for a CFC Constitution and what sort of government shall the CFC Dominiums have?
As Civ5 isn't out yet, it would be prudent to stick with the civics present in civ4. After all, the almighty eternal leader Sid gave those his blessings when he imparted them unto us, the unwashed and uncivilized multitude.
EDIT: I forgot, I also speak some Spanish!
!Gentes y obreros, trabajan mas rapido para la revolucion de CFC!
(People and workers, work faster for the CFC revolution.)
To open up the worlds two biggest cans of worms, what plans do we have for a CFC Constitution and what sort of government shall the CFC Dominiums have?
As Civ5 isn't out yet, it would be prudent to stick with the civics present in civ4. After all, the almighty eternal leader Sid gave those his blessings when he imparted them unto us, the unwashed and uncivilized multitude.
Crap. Farther to run when I flee faster than MTW2 peasants facing cavalry.
See, folks, Dear Leader Bobbtjoe has seen it fit to unilaterally issue a draft on us.
You gave yourself wayyy too much.
And as the Commissar for Nationalities I organize the land we'll be getting.
Well, isn't that the point of this world-wide conquest?
Viva la revolution, baby.
Down with the would-be tyrant! Yes, that you!
Bobbtjoe
Emperor
I also might become and account and I have a near photographic memory?
EDIT: I forgot, I also speak some Spanish!
!Gentes y obreros, trabajan mas rapido para la revolucion de CFC!
(People and workers, work faster for the CFC revolution.)
To open up the worlds two biggest cans of worms, what plans do we have for a CFC Constitution and what sort of government shall the CFC Dominiums have?
As Civ5 isn't out yet, it would be prudent to stick with the civics present in civ4. After all, the almighty eternal leader Sid gave those his blessings when he imparted them unto us, the unwashed and uncivilized multitude.
Crap. Farther to run when I flee faster than MTW2 peasants facing cavalry.
Hmm... "wants" to be an accountant and possibly a lawyer, the key word "wants". You have yet to recieve a college base education on the subjects, so it is useless to us. It shows ambition, sure, but ambition's cheap.
Your photographic memory and Spanish skills make you suited to be a spy. A noble job for sure. But you being tall is a detremental factor. You wouldn't want to stick out as a spy, you want to blend in! As long as you're not too tall, you'll be fine.
He is misusing my words! I mean rough draft!
At the time, there were ten people who signed up. I'd say that's about 1/10 of the world.
You are many things, but you are not suited to determine what share of the Earth I'll be getting.
Let's see any contributions you made to this effort.
My fellow Fanatics, The kangoroo without a tail is only trying to destroy our noble cause by dividing it into sides. He is not a team player, but a traitor to the cause.
Does anyone have any cool slogans for my campain for governor? I need something catchy, like "Yes We Can" or "I Like Ike" or "Read my Lips. No New Taxes". Something people can shout to block out all thoughts of doubt.
