Bobbtjoe
Emperor
I OVER 6 feet tall mofo
In fact, I'm the talliest person I know.I'm also rather strong and beefy, so I could be used to crash through doors and stuff. WIM's boat driving skills will come in handy.
We shall be conquering the world!
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I OVER 6 feet tall mofo
In fact, I'm the talliest person I know.I'm also rather strong and beefy, so I could be used to crash through doors and stuff. WIM's boat driving skills will come in handy.
I immediatly thought of taillesskangaru!
I´m taller than most people I know, and I have yet to have my growth spurt! (I still have extremely long legs - I know someone who´s 5ft 1, and my legs go up to her chest! ) 
Anyway, I recommend this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_xIaL8MVLQ) survival guide (made by a few friends).
Bobbtjoe
Emperor
Our battle plan draft 1:
Phase 1: The election
My thinking is, "About half of the CFCers live in the US. California is the largest state by population. Ergo, California = largest amount of CFCers." I firmly believe that California should be our first target. With Arnold leaving and a new governor to take his place, California would be more than willing to elect a strong Democrat into office after the past administration's failures. I will put together a late-phase bid for the governors seat. This will be aided by the fact that our computer specialists and spies will hack into the system and rig the vote. Combined with my charismatic skills, the election will be a breeze.
Phase 2: The Preparing for War
Once I am elected, Cull will begin negotiations with the Chinese. They, being a superpower and a semi-communist society, would be more than willing to aid our efforts towards creating a social-capitalist world and take down the US. It is also during this phase that we Californians, backed up by the Chinese, declare our independence from the US. Once independent, we adopt police state and draft an army. Every citizen shall be working towards the war effort. Schools would be closed and the children will work in the coal mines. The woman would farm and create the guns and supplies our army needs. All the men will be drafted into the army. We and China will form an alliance and begin to isolate ourselves from the rest of the world.
Phase 3: WAR!
After about 5 years pass, California's and China's army will surpass 250 million. Of course, none of the rest of the world knows of this, due to our isolation. We make a sneak attack on Washington State and Oregon, which fall easily. Our armies march across the US, taking state after state, until all that is left is Alaska and Hawaii. At this point, the American government will be willingly to annex to our empire. All this fighting will be labeled as the 2nd American Civil War, so NATO won't intervene.
Phase 4: The Rest of the world
After some recovery time, our armies take out central America, then attack Mexico from the north and south, then the Caribbean. We use the same process as before, Men are drafted and women and children build supplies and guns. We then slowly take out the rest of the world 'till all that's left is China. We will then convince China to join and then our empire will be complete.
Phase 5: The Aftermath.
At this point, the world is ours. We slowly start disbanding our army, though we keep enough troops to settle any revolt. Our empire will be divided into separate providences, each ruled by a governor (you guys). Our massive accomplishment will not be forgotten, and the world will witness a golden age unlike anything before.
Any flaws with this plan?
Phase 1: The election
My thinking is, "About half of the CFCers live in the US. California is the largest state by population. Ergo, California = largest amount of CFCers." I firmly believe that California should be our first target. With Arnold leaving and a new governor to take his place, California would be more than willing to elect a strong Democrat into office after the past administration's failures. I will put together a late-phase bid for the governors seat. This will be aided by the fact that our computer specialists and spies will hack into the system and rig the vote. Combined with my charismatic skills, the election will be a breeze.
Phase 2: The Preparing for War
Once I am elected, Cull will begin negotiations with the Chinese. They, being a superpower and a semi-communist society, would be more than willing to aid our efforts towards creating a social-capitalist world and take down the US. It is also during this phase that we Californians, backed up by the Chinese, declare our independence from the US. Once independent, we adopt police state and draft an army. Every citizen shall be working towards the war effort. Schools would be closed and the children will work in the coal mines. The woman would farm and create the guns and supplies our army needs. All the men will be drafted into the army. We and China will form an alliance and begin to isolate ourselves from the rest of the world.
Phase 3: WAR!
After about 5 years pass, California's and China's army will surpass 250 million. Of course, none of the rest of the world knows of this, due to our isolation. We make a sneak attack on Washington State and Oregon, which fall easily. Our armies march across the US, taking state after state, until all that is left is Alaska and Hawaii. At this point, the American government will be willingly to annex to our empire. All this fighting will be labeled as the 2nd American Civil War, so NATO won't intervene.
Phase 4: The Rest of the world
After some recovery time, our armies take out central America, then attack Mexico from the north and south, then the Caribbean. We use the same process as before, Men are drafted and women and children build supplies and guns. We then slowly take out the rest of the world 'till all that's left is China. We will then convince China to join and then our empire will be complete.
Phase 5: The Aftermath.
At this point, the world is ours. We slowly start disbanding our army, though we keep enough troops to settle any revolt. Our empire will be divided into separate providences, each ruled by a governor (you guys).
Our massive accomplishment will not be forgotten, and the world will witness a golden age unlike anything before. Any flaws with this plan?
I immediatly thought of taillesskangaru!
Ironic, since I'm probably the shortest poster in OT.
Racsoviale
Smoke me a kipper!
I could make a bitc hing man o war riff/song for your election campaign to lend credibillity to why you won such a landslide victory(remember Wag the Dog and the old shoe song, picture this, just more distortion, naked girls and awesome vikingnostalgia)
in tandem with, if we have any on board, any psychology students/profesors we could move into the realm of subliminal messages.
Racsoviale
Smoke me a kipper!
In that case Patroklos I suggest a joint leadership of the subsector Earth like the romans did with the dual consulsystem. In that case we could keep the status quo indefinateley
Abaddon
Deity
I want in! I have qualifications in zoology and agriculture.... Make with that what you will!!
Mustakrakish
Deity
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I can do lots of things! I can play guitar, also I can uh... um... Cannon Fodder it is...
We got the CivRev crowd for that.
Yared
That Guy
Ouch.
I play a mean game of Diplomacy, ergo I'm perfectly suited to governing the world.
Luckymoose
The World is Mine
I own commercially viable property in excess of a million dollars in value. Pretty sure I'm capable.
Yared
That Guy
Can we use any of them as safe-houses?
Cheezy the Wiz
Socialist In A Hurry
I suppose my historical scholarly capabilities will be in demand, as my political ones will surely not. Yet I see no Archival offices? I would of course need the help of Squonk and .Shane.
Or maybe I could head theSoviet OT Forum Congress as co-Chair with Downtown? Though you may desire his skills for Education.
I suppose Dachs is the salient candidate for General of the Armies.
Or maybe I could head the
I suppose Dachs is the salient candidate for General of the Armies.
