Weird News ε' - The fifth column

For anyone in South Carolina tonight, please be on the lookout for a crashed F-35 fighter jet.

If you find it, please call the military. :please:






No Apple Airtag onboard I guess. :dunno:

The 911 call when the pilot landed in someone's back yard was equally weird.


They say when you eject with the rocket seat, you become 2cm shorter permanently. :eek:


They eventually found the fighter jet wreckage about 130km away from the pilot ejection.

It landed near Mr. White's house.

 
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Black bear walks into a gas station bar, takes a pack of gummy bears and leaves​

The incident at the Vancouver Island store is just one among growing instances of bear encounters in B.C.

ay and Karen deGoesbriand serve a variety of customers at their tiny Tipton Gas Bar in Lake Cowichan on Vancouver Island — about a 92-kilometre drive northwest of Victoria — but they never expected a black bear to make it to their list of clientele.

Security camera footage from the store caught the bear casually walking in at around 6:30 a.m. on Monday, going through racks of chocolate bars before grabbing a 70-cent pack of gummy bears in its jaws and taking off — without paying.

"Mr. Bear then went out in the parking lot and ate it," said Jay, who was drinking coffee behind the counter at the time of the candy robbery.

The husband-and-wife duo said the bear didn't appear to be aggressive at all, but the brazen theft from the furry shoplifter certainly left an impression.

"I thought it was so cool," Karen said. "Obviously [the bear] has a sweet tooth."

The Lake Cowichan incident is just one among growing instances of bear encounters across B.C.

According to the B.C. Conservation Officer Service (COS), there has been a high number of bear-related complaints this year, primarily concerning black bears.

In August alone, the COS received 5,963 calls about black bears, nearly double the previous high of 2,366 calls in 2011.

Len Butler, deputy chief for provincial operations, told CHEK News there are several reasons for the increase, including the weather's impact on bears' search for food.

"I think a lot of the areas, drought has impacted those berry crops and natural food sources, so where do the bears go?" he said. "They unfortunately come into the urban areas, which always have a lot of non-natural attractants."

In a previous interview with CBC News, the COS urged people who see any bears to contact them because the animal can become a danger to the public.

Once bears become both used to human food and unafraid of people, they can't be rehabilitated or relocated, the agency explained, "making the risk to public safety simply too great."
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/brit...s-lake-cowichan-vancouver-island-bc-1.6993278
 
Reese’s $25,000 promotion may violate sweepstakes laws

Reese’s may be in violation of state and federal laws with its new sweepstakes offer currently advertised on packs of peanut butter cups.

The promotion on two-cup packages reads “You could win $25,000” and, in smaller print, “See details inside.” But only after consumers have bought and opened a package can they see the small print: no purchase is necessary to enter the sweepstakes.

The Reese’s contest was first reported Monday by Edgar Dworsky, a consumer advocate and former assistant attorney general in Massachusetts, who runs the Consumer World website.

Sweepstakes are primarily governed by state laws, which require that no purchase is necessary to participate. A contest that requires a purchase is a lottery, which is subject to different rules.
 
Workers on London’s Millennium Bridge are hanging a bale of straw under the structure after triggering an ancient bylaw.

Repair works to the footbridge mean straw must be dangled to warn oncoming boats of the work going on beneath it.

According to the Port of London Thames Byelaws, clause 36.2: “When the headroom of an arch or span of a bridge is reduced from its usual limits, but that arch or span is not closed to navigation, the person in control of the bridge must suspend from the centre of that arch or span by day a bundle of straw large enough to be conspicuous and by night a white light.”

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Following the letter of the straw.
 

Belgians race boats made of giant pumpkins​

There were thrills and spills as kayakers carved boats out of giant pumpkins for an annual competition in Kasterlee, near the Belgian city of Antwerp.
https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-europe-67188609
 

NZ town tormented by Celine Dion 'music battles'​

She's topped the charts around the world, has a legion of fans and has won countless awards for hits like Think Twice and My Heart Will Go On.
But one New Zealand town says it has had enough of Celine Dion, after car drivers joined a craze of blasting out her ballads at 2am.
Residents of Porirua have launched a petition to bring an end to the noise.
But participants of the so-called siren battles say they are a way to express themselves.

The battles involve groups of people gathering in an area with their cars, blasting music from sirens more typically used for emergency warnings.
The idea is to play music from the sirens the loudest - and the clearest.

French-Canadian diva Dion has become the artist of choice not only because of her popular emotional ballads, but because much of her music - including Oscar-winning My Heart Will Go On, from 1997 film Titanic - has high treble, NZ website The SpinOff reports.
"Celine Dion is popular because it's such a clear song - so we try to use music that has high treble, is clear and not much bass," Paul Lesoa, one of founders of a group that runs siren battles in Auckland, told the site.
The cars can have anywhere between seven to 10 sirens, with competitions usually held throughout the night. They take weeks to prepare for, as participants source sirens online and solder speakers and amplifiers to frames that sit on cars.
Mr Lesoa told The SpinOff he felt the stigma around the battles was unfair.
"We just love music, we love dancing, and doing this is better than night clubbing or drinking in a bar in the city, where there's fights etc," he said.
He said he had applied to Auckland Council for a permit but was yet to hear back.

"Basically everyone has a hobby and while our hobby can be quite disturbing and we understand how disturbing it can be, we just want our own proper, safe space away from people to do it."
Wes Gaarkeuken - the author of a petition hoping to stop the siren battles in Porirua, on the North Island - said taxpayers are "tired of the inaction and dismissive attitude shown by the council and the mayor concerning this issue".
The petition has amassed hundreds of signatures and calls on the Porirua City Council to stop people blasting the music all night.
One man, Stephen Lewis, wrote next to his signature that "sleep is a basic human right".
Another woman, Diana Paris, conceded that while she enjoyed listening to Dion "in the comfort of my lounge and at my volume, I do not enjoy hearing fragments of it stopping and starting at any time between 7pm and 2am".
Porirua City Council had previously reached an agreement with those participating in the siren battles, which involved groups going to industrial areas and finishing by 10pm. But the battles have returned to the town.

Mayor Anne Barker told Radio New Zealand she was "sick to death" of the battles and wanted participants to return to areas where not everyone would have to listen to them.
"We haven't got anywhere in our city where there's not houses that would hear anything."
RNZ recently revealed that police had received up to 40 reports of incidents between early February and early October this year.
Earlier this year, Dion cancelled all the shows she had scheduled for 2023 and 2024, telling fans she was not strong enough to tour after being diagnosed with a rare neurological disorder.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-67205192
 
Lordi was a Finnish rock band that won Eurovision one year. I think you mean Lorde.
 
FINLAND
Pipeline Damage Tied to China Ship

Finland said that a Chinese ship’s anchor had likely caused a mysterious rupture of an undersea gas pipeline in the Baltic Sea earlier this month that raised concerns about the vulnerability of European infrastructure to sabotage amid mounting tension between Russia and the West. The damage of the pipeline linking North Atlantic Treaty Organization member states Finland and Estonia, as well as the disruption of two telecommunications cables that happened around the same time, came after months of efforts by governments to beef up security around Europe’s energy, information and transportation networks.

Finnish investigators stressed that they didn’t know whether the incident had been intentional.
 
Lordi was a Finnish rock band that won Eurovision one year. I think you mean Lorde.

Lordi still is... ;)


It still is unknown who culprit is but at least Chinese seem to be more willing to be questioned about their actions than Russians are. If/when the guilty party is identified it's still open if it can be determined whether it was an accident or not. Currently Baltic Sea seems to be as hazardous as in 1600s the main difference being that the victims are on the seafloor by default, not as a result of accident or hostile action.

The first & immediate result of the happenings is that the location of telecom cables is not public anymore. This obviously doesn't much hurt state level operators anytime soon.
 
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Holy boxes, Batman! This Kelowna man uses 1000s of soda cases to create massive displays​

Eric Falkenberg's latest display has over 1.9 million views on TikTok

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Stacks of soda cases emblazoned with familiar logos are carefully assembled and stacked to create massive mosaics of popular comic book icons inside a Kelowna, B.C., grocery store.

The larger than life depictions of Batman and Joker on display at the Save-On-Foods at Orchard Plaza have gained national recognition and drawn enormous response on social media.

Eric Falkenberg, the man behind the soda box sculptures, recently bagged two awards for his towering portraits at the Grocery Innovations Canada exhibition and conference held this week in Toronto.

The Master Merchandiser awards honour and recognize the best merchandising in the grocery industry.

Falkenberg, who works as an assistant operations manager at Save-On-Foods, now has eight of those awards to his name.

"It's great to win these competitions, they are a lot of fun and provide a lot of room for creativity," he said.

Falkenberg has been building soda box sculptures for over six years. His intricate 3D mosaics have included colourful displays of Santa Claus and the Grinch, as well as a giant Ogopogo.

His latest Halloween displays, the massive portraits of Batman and Joker, required about 3,000 boxes to complete, and have now gone viral.

Falkenberg said a video of his sculptures that was shared by a local radio station now has over 1.9 million views on TikTok.

"I think I will create a TikTok channel, too. I have never had an account before."

Falkenberg's passion for creating impressive temporary sculptures began six years ago when he entered a competition.

"Coke had announced a $1,000 contest and I took part in it and won," he said.

He designed a polar bear clutching a Coca-Cola for the contest and has been hooked on the craft ever since.

"I went to college for civil engineering," he said — a fitting academic background that lends itself well to his craft.

Falkenberg said some of his structures require wood and steel frames to support the giant displays and a lot of planning. One of his most ambitious works was a full-size commercial transport truck. Made with 5,000 Coca-Cola boxes, the project took Falkenberg more than a month to build.

"A lot of people think I use computer graphics to design but it's just pen and paper," he said.

He usually starts by making samples on a piece of paper and then asks big soda brands to send the boxes.

The boxes come empty and flat, so a chunk of time is spent folding them into shape.

Falkenberg said he also receives plenty of help from his colleagues at Save-On.

Steve Cartwright, who works in security at the store, said a lot of staff like to get in on the action.

"[Falkenberg] spends weeks building them at his home then we go pick them all up and bring it here," he said. "It takes us about three to four hours to set them up in the store."

Falkenberg is already planning "something big" for a Christmas display, which he promises will be a feast for the eyes.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/brit...da-cases-to-create-massive-displays-1.7010042
 

Sir Cliff Richard sings in BBC interview 'without artificial insemination​


Legendary singer Cliff Richard treated viewers to a melody during an interview with BBC Breakfast on Monday, before accidentally confusing artificial intelligence (AI) with artificial insemination.
Sir Cliff earlier said that while he had thought about "slowing down", he had no plans to incorporate AI into his work.
https://www.bbc.com/news/av/entertainment-arts-67261414
 

Four men charged over Blenheim Palace gold toilet theft​

Four men have been charged over the theft of an 18-carat gold toilet from Blenheim Palace in 2019.
The £5m lavatory was stolen from the stately home in Oxfordshire shortly before 05:00 BST on 14 September.
Michael Jones, 38, of Oxford, and James Sheen, 39, face burglary charges. Fred Doe, 35, of Ascot, and Bora Guccuk, 39, from London, are accused of conspiring to transfer criminal property.
They are due to appear before Oxford magistrates on 28 November.

Mr Sheen, from Wellingborough in Northamptonshire, is additionally charged with transferring criminal property and conspiracy to do the same.

Entitled America, the toilet was part of an exhibition by Italian conceptual artist Maurizio Cattelan and valued at $6m (£4.8m).

The loo, which could be used for its intended purpose - with a three-minute time limit to avoid queues - had only been on show for two days when it was stolen.
As it was plumbed in at the time, the heist caused flooding and damage to the 18th Century stately home in Woodstock.
The palace is a UNESCO World Heritage Site and was the birthplace and home of Sir Winston Churchill.
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-67334893
 
I don't think this is really that weird but somewhat odd & interesting anyway.

Fairly cheap electricity

The most interesting part is that most local electric companies actually paid the customers for what they used rather than just setting the price for zero since this was a clear error. Some the more industrious people who took the negative pricing seriously made up to ~100€ last Friday by turning everything electrical on for half a day. Also, one could've bought the cheapest 2-4kW electric heaters by the effective price of zero if those were used the whole time the price was at 50c/kWh.
Negative hourly price isn't at all rare anymore but usually it's just few cent per kWh and not worth the hassle.
 

Penny Lane sign returned 47 years after it was stolen by young, drunk Beatles fans​

'Because I am getting on a bit now, I want to return it to the Pool,' wrote the unnamed thief

The Penny Lane street sign is back in Liverpool, England, nearly five decades after a group of tipsy university students wrested it from its home beneath the city's clear suburban skies.

The Beatles Story museum in Liverpool says a man emailed them out of the blue in March to confess that he and his friends nabbed the sign in 1976 while they were feeling "worse for wear" after a night of boozing.

"Because I am getting on a bit now, I want to return it to the Pool, where I spent six very happy years as a student, undergrad then postgrad, including meeting my wife of 44 years," wrote the thief, who the museum has agreed not to name.

"Obviously, Liverpool is where the sign should now spend the rest of its days."

Soccer victory inspired sign's return​

When Mary Chadwick, the museum's manager, first read the email, she figured it was a prank. Nevertheless, she arranged to have the man mail them the sign.

"We thought we'd get something through the post that replicated the street sign," Chadwick told As It Happens guest host Peter Armstrong.

But the Liverpool City Council confirmed that it is, indeed the sign that went missing from Penny Lane in 1976, nine years after the picturesque street was made famous in a Beatles song of the same name.

"It was just crazy," Chadwick said.

And it's all thanks to a victory earlier this year by the Liverpool Football Club against its rival Manchester United, she said.

The win apparently filled the sign's keeper with so much pride and nostalgia for his old stomping grounds that it "basically made him come forward and give the street sign back," Chadwick said.

Penny Lane is a street in the Liverpool suburb of Mossley Hill. It's also often used to refer to the surrounding neighbourhood, which was once home to an important bus terminal.

The song Penny Lane was released as a double-A single in 1967 alongside Strawberry Fields Forever, and later appeared on the Magical Mystery Tour album. It was written by Paul McCartney, with contributions from John Lennon, both of whom grew up in Liverpool.

"It's where Paul and John used to take buses to and from school to each other's houses," Chadwick said. "[The song] is about Paul's childhood memories, really, of being in that area as a young child. And it's not changed very much. It's still very pretty."

Because of the Beatles connection, a number of Penny Lane street signs have been stolen over the years. But the museum says this is the oldest known sign ever returned.

"It was just the background of it being hidden away for 47 years," she said. "It's just amazing."

Liverpool Mayor Steve Rotheram — who Chadwick described as a "massive Beatles fan" — welcomed the sign's return, and came to the museum to see it for himself.

"Penny Lane is so much more than a simple street that inspired a song all those years ago – it's a music time capsule immortalized by those four boys who shook the world," Rotheram said in a statement.

"That being said, it's great to see something which holds so much significance finally returned to its rightful home after nearly half a century. Penny Lane is in our ears and in our eyes — and this time it's for keeps."

The sign, which is municipal property, will remain on display at the Beatles Story museum, Chadwick said.

As for the man who took it, he and and his friends won't face any repercussions for their youthful indiscretion.

"The removal of street signs is a criminal offence which can lead to a prison sentence," Dan Barrington, Liverpool City Council's cabinet member for transport and connectivity, said in a city press release.

"However, given the history of this case and the fact this Penny Lane [sign] has got back to where it belongs after what looks like a long and winding journey, then I think we can all agree to just let it be."
https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/penny-lane-sign-returned-1.7045225
 
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