Weird Quirky Crap You Do

[Harbringer]

To think easier, i aimlessly walk around in circles. Also, I often talk to myself explaining how to make something work or do something as if that person was there.

Often when doing this, I'll be holding something, with in which I will start pretending to be in teh jungle fighting off aliens, or in the middle of some combat zone, or fighting hordes of monsters from the mist. Im 15.

 

[CaptainF]

I sleep with a fan on every single night.

Holy sh!t, me too!

I do it because it's been a sort of white-noise that blocks out all the other crap, but it's grown on me. I sleep with a fan on even when it's silent throughout the house.

 

[MobBoss]

When I am driving I find myself tapping my fingers on the wheel in time with the divider marks on the road or in time with the shadows I drive over.

I often finish other peoples sentences.

I sometimes jerk like crazy when sound asleep (there was a thread on this one).

I derive perverse pleasure in beating the crap out of kids less than half my age in video games.

I love to read on the toilet while going poop.

I let my wife pluck my eyebrows from time to time although it hurts like hell.

I suffer terrible regret/stickershock whenever I buy something for myself over $100 bucks in value.

 

[The Last Conformist]

I can't pronounce contractions.

In Swedish, I often pronounce common abbreviations as written, even when they horribly defy Swedish phonotactics. Eg. dvs, pga, fortf.

 

[Eukaryote]

I forgot to mention that I talk to myself.

 

[cthom]

when something doesn't work properly, I shout at it loudly in an effort to make it work as required. sadly, this never happens. stupid machines.

 

[Mehmed100]

I refuse to use my A/C in the car.

I'm able to wake up between 1-5 minutes before my alarm goes off, no matter what time I set it to.

Same here. I can't stand air conditioning. It makes my eyes dry. I also think that I have a built in clock.

I also count the amount of steps I take when I walk somewhere.

 

[Abaddon]

I lick frogs.

 

[Bugfatty300]

I also leave the TV on when I sleep.

I buy awesome things like night vision goggles and walky-talkies, MP3 players and never even use them

 

[Kal'thzar]

I turn girls down when drunk....


Its okay guys, I've already been punished by every single guy I've talked to (my brother slapped me repeatadly). And quite a few girls called me ********.

They were so hot too.....:'(

 

[Bill3000]

I smell my farts and find them odorously pleasing.

 

[Bugfatty300]

I smell my farts and find them odorously pleasing.

Best one yet. But I think everybody loves the smell of their own farts.

 

[Mise]

If something touches my left side, I HAVE to touch it with my right side. Even if it doesn't physically "touch" (e.g. a shadow, or a branch that came a bit too close to my left arm).

I also can't sleep if something (e.g. a wall, or a "heavy" part of the duvet) is touching me.

 

[Golden Touch]

I lick frogs.

I lick abaddon after he's licked a frog

 

[Whomp]

Y'all have issues.

I consider myself a "two steps per square" sidewalk traditionalist.
I only eat sandwiches for lunch.
I consider ketchup illegal on hot dogs but peanut butter is awesome on BLTs.
I like to put my hand out the car window and make like a airplane.
I don't call my friends by their real name.
For amusement I like asking random questions in stores I don't belong in.
I'm against tv's in bedrooms.

 

[Perfection]

I always make sure I have a smal length of chain in my pocket

 

[Eukaryote]

I always make sure I have a smal length of chain in my pocket

Do you and Fifty use it in the sack?

 

[Perfection]

No comment.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

To think easier, i aimlessly walk around in circles. Also, I often talk to myself explaining how to make something work or do something as if that person was there.

I forgot to mention that I talk to myself.

So do I. Talking to myself helps me to concentrate on what I'm doing better. Also constantly have conversations with myself, often answering as I imagine the other person would. In that same line of thought, I make myself laugh all the time by telling myself jokes. Yes, I quite literally amuse myself.

Also, if something happens and everyone laughs, I'm almost always the last one to stop laughing. Don't know why, just my laugh is longer than everyone else's.

 

[Zande33]

I do way too many weird things ...
I try to keep everything in evens. When I step on a crack in the sidewalk, I will try to keep it in even numbers. It's really weird and hard to describe...

Sometimes I like to sleep on the floor, just because.

I also set my alarm like 3 to 7 minutes then a normal time. I think, damn, i'm gonna LOVE this extra sleep!