Per Dr. Laura Schlessinger, a man wants two things:
Tell us if this is true, guys!
1) Good sex
2) Good food
From the book, "Proper Care and feeding of a Husband"
No. Men want an enthusiastic sex partner. They will gladly accept fake enthusiasm over apathy. That's why they pay hookers. Pretend enthusiasm is better than no enthusiasm.
If a man cannot get this, they settle for food and entertainment.