CurtSibling
ENEMY ACE™
I would tell the world that I will destroy anyone who uses my name to cause evil.
As I would have the monopoly on causing evil!
As I would have the monopoly on causing evil!
FearlessLeader2 said:I dunno, ask me when I'm God. Actually, God's God right now...why don't you ask Him?
What would you do if you were "god"?
Because He doesn't answer.FearlessLeader2 said:I dunno, ask me when I'm God. Actually, God's God right now...why don't you ask Him?
IglooDude said:Kim Jong Il - severe Tourrette's Syndrome, for example.
The Last Conformist said:I'd be the jerk I've always been, except with superpowers.
IglooDude said:I'd probably just leave well enough alone for the most part, other than (like rmsharpe) making really evil people develop really bizarre problems (Kim Jong Il - severe Tourrette's Syndrome, for example). Also, I'd increase the average female breast size a couple cup sizes worldwide.
CurtSibling said:With Kim Jong Il, what would be the difference?
I would make all world leaders into monkeys, for sheer amusement.
CurtSibling said:And I assume you will strengthen all women's spinal columns to compensate for larger bristol size?
PS
What if many women are happy with their cup size?
IglooDude said:Well not being God as yet, it was the first thing that came to mind as something that would slow him down. But, be assured that once I ascend into heaven I'll come up with the perfectly appropriate and effective bit for him.
IglooDude said:Yes, their musculature would be adjusted appropriately. And they'd be perfectly happy with their new size, of course.
CurtSibling said:Better add him to the list.
If you think he is the only or most dangerous despot, you'd better do some research!
CurtSibling said:Luckily, you are not a female god!
IglooDude said:No, he was merely a handy example. Were I to spare a few moments, I could probably think of a hundred individuals for the first wave of adjustments.
IglooDude said:One never knows.