What would you do in the event of Alien invasion?

[Sidhe]

In the same sort of vein as the Zombie thread.....

We know the scenario there smart there advanced and they have violently and ruthlessly taken control of the planet causing widespread death, your now left with a choice. What do you do?

 

[BCLG100]

Choice between what and what? Also are the aliens actually being that harmful towards us?

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Start practicing wagging my tail, rolling on my back so my belly can be scratched, running and catching frisbees, and looking cute.

 

[Atlas14]

Id retreat to to the Rocky Mountains and hide in a cave with a couple thousand boxes of HoHos

 

[kingjoshi]

I'd join them and subjegates humans. Then I'd try to politik my way to becoming king of a region.

 

[Sidhe]

Choice between what and what? Also are the aliens actually being that harmful towards us?

Well you don't topple the worlds governments by asking politely you can assume there's been mass devistation and destruction already.

Edited the post. There that's clear

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Id retreat to to the Rocky Mountains and hide in a cave with a couple thousand boxes of HoHos

Yuck. If thats all you take to eat, they'll find you by the rivers of diarrhea pouring from the mountains.

 

[Evil Tyrant]

Join the aliens and become a trusted servant, then use my position to secretly develop a biological weapon against them. Then use it on them and destroy their race.

 

[Sidhe]

Join the aliens and become a trusted servant, then use my position to secretly develop a biological weapon against them. Then use it on them and destroy their race.

Yeah that's what I voited for too, destroy them from within

 

[Kozmos]

Either blast the planet so they cant use it or join them if they want me.

 

[Atlas14]

Yuck. If thats all you take to eat, they'll find you by the rivers of diarrhea pouring from the mountains.

Hopefully it might help ward them away too unless poo was their main source of nutrition

 

[Bozo Erectus]

We know the scenario there smart there advanced and they have violently and ruthlessly taken control of the planet causing widespread death, your now left with a choice. What do you do?

Act completely natural like nothing has happened. Treat the aliens like they were just people. Tip my hat and say good morning to them on the street, go about my business as usual. It would drive them crazy.

 

[Atlas14]

Act completely natural like nothing has happened. Treat the aliens like they were just people. Tip my hat and say good morning to them on the street, go about my business as usual. It would drive them crazy.

That would be assuming they have the similar brains or thought processes as ours. For all we know other animals on earth do this, like perhaps cows, but we go ahead and slaughter them anyway cause they taste totally great.

 

[Sidhe]

oops simultaneous post whs^^^

You're assuming they have a human mentality they might just assume you have some sort of hive mind mentality. Or is that herd mind. Or that your just doing as they asked.

 

[Reno]

I'd either go into hiding or depending on how they treat Humans, join them.

Gladly obey your new masters, can't be worse than Bush anyway

This statement only works for Americans, since Bush isn't the leader of the world like the Aliens in this scenario.

 

[Sidhe]

I'd either go into hiding or depending on how they treat Humans, join them.



This statement only works for Americans, since Bush isn't the leader of the world like the Aliens in this scenario.

That was the idea but I guess if you want you can substitute your own leader. To be honest I dont expect many people would chose that option anyway

 

[Bugfatty300]

Learn to fly harrier jets with a couple of other friends and then defeat the aliens.

 

[Sidhe]

Learn to fly harrier jets with a couple of other friends and then defeat the aliens.

Since they've already taken controlf of the planet that might be a bit tricky, if the entire military might of the world couldn't stop them, you and a couple of mates isn't really gonna help; that's more like the commit suicide option

 

[Eukaryote]

I'd launch the nukes.

 

[CoolioVonHoolio]

i would become an underground leader. it would be kinda like that one game... freedom fighters. except instead of russians its aliens.