What would you do in this, unbelivable, extreme, situation?

[Eukaryote]

NO FLAMING, OR RUDE JOKES, PLEASE! REMEMBER THIS IS HYPOTHETICAL! SO DO NOT MAKE THE ARGUMENT THAT IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN! EXPECT TO BE REPORTED IF YOU'RE RUDE!​

I have been asked what the point of this thread is and the anwser is to see what people would do in an extreme, religous circumstances, anyway, this is the scienario:

You are a devoted chistian man. You attend church every week and are 100% loyal to God. You are in church listening to a very captivating sermon about love. After church you start to leave, you know you're slate is clean and you feel good you open the door to go outside and...
You gasp. You don't know what's going on. You're standing on the steps of the church but a the bottom there is no ground! Just a floor made of pure, colourless, light that seems to go on forever. People, theres people everywhere! They densily crowded and strech as far as the eye can see! In what you think is the sky there's a giant floating head. It's eyes look powerful and yet loving. You are confused but you are still drawen to the head, you tust it, you love it. You are as happy as you've ever been in your life, and yet as scared as you've ever been in you life.
The head starts to speak, "Beautiful souls that dwell on the earth, I am God. The planet is in crises, it is over populated. Therefore I have chosen 12 young couples in love around the world, free of disease, to remain the way they are. To all of your however I command you, from now on you are all to be homosexual, and if you disobay you shall be punished with a thousand years in hell! Remember, I will not tolerate fakes!"
Then he vainishes and everything goes back to normal, well almost normal, you look around you and everyone seems parilized in fear, then the male minister, who happenes to be your best friend walks up to you and asks if you'd like to get a beer. You run home and cry yourself to sleep.

In the middle of the night you wake up after a horrible nightmare about hell. Now what do you do? What do you do?​

I won't lie, odds are I'd be in denial. Edit: Remember, in this scienario you start off as a hetrosexual chirstian man.

 

[Fox Mccloud]

If God really wanted that, I'd pray he gave me the power to change.

BTW, Is there a point to this thread?

Edit: or, I decide the head must be Andross, and I get the arwing to kill it.

 

[skadistic]

Wheres the "I'm already gay so it wont matter" option.

 

[Eukaryote]

Wheres the "I'm already gay so it wont matter" option.

In this scienario, you're staright, just pretend.

 

[MobBoss]

If I am not mistaken, this needs to go to humor and jokes.

 

[Eukaryote]

If I am not mistaken, this needs to go to humor and jokes.

Haha Mobboss, I'm not suprised you're flaming on this thread, you're supposed to be serious about it. Just ask yourself, what would I do?

 

[ybbor]

The Day God gives a command that contraidcts scripture is the day I stop playing civ.

 

[RedWolf]

Where's the option for not believing in God? At which point I wouldn't really care what he told me I "had" to do (and would laugh at all the followers who DID)

Oh well - I guess I haveta vote for the monkey instead.

 

[Eukaryote]

The Day God gives a command that contraidcts scripture is the day I stop playing civ.

Hypothetical man, hypothetical.

 

[Eukaryote]

Where's the option for not believing in God? At which point I wouldn't really care what he told me I "had" to do (and would laugh at all the followers who DID)

Oh well - I guess I haveta vote for the monkey instead.

No, in this scienario YOU ARE a christian.

 

[Sidhe]

I'd betray God, I can't force myself to be Homosexual, now if God turned me and everyone else gay it might be different. You can't force sexuality on yourself it doesn't work that way.

 

[Eukaryote]

I'd betray God, I can't force myself to be Homosexual, now if God turned me and everyone else gay it might be different. You can't force sexuality on yourself it doesn't work that way.

Good for you Sidhe, I too, belive one can't force themselves to be gay. And I'm proud of you for being so mature when everybodys being immature. You rule Sidhe!

 

[RedWolf]

Good for you Sidhe, I too, belive one can't force themselves to be gay. And I'm proud of you for being so mature when everybodys being immature. You rule Sidhe!

I apologize... but seriously... this thread was just ASKING for some jokes.

You even had the radioactive monkey option ready to go... Did you really expect serious answers to a ridiculous question? In THIS zoo?

 

[GenMarshall]

If I am not mistaken, this needs to go to humor and jokes.

Somehow I agree with this and God will never contractict his own words in the scriptures.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

I would come to the conclusion that this a)is a trick, a ruse by the devil, or B) this is another "Abraham" situation, and start looking up gay porn, with the hope that God will step in at the dramatic moment and say "ok ok i see you believe in me" and i can go back to the ladies again.

ugh, i hope this scen never happens

 

[Eukaryote]

I apologize... but seriously... this thread was just ASKING for some jokes.

You even had the radioactive monkey option ready to go... Did you really expect serious answers to a ridiculous question? In THIS zoo?

You know RedWolf I'm kinda used to these farm animals going crazy at the sight of a forigein concept, they just get tired out at work I suppose and don't want the stress to come back to them on their computer. But yes, I did expect serious awsers, people deal with stressful situations that they never thought would happen everyday. This simply takes it to the extreme.

 

[King Flevance]

The radioactive monkey is gay, not me.

I wouldn't deny it - I know what I see. Denying something like that is diluting yourself on your perception of reality. In life, I seek truth. In truth, I can't afford denial. As contradictory and wrong as this statement is by details I won't go into as I understand the purpose of the thread, I would not have sex ever again.

As far as:

To all of your however I command you, from now on you are all to be homosexual, and if you disobay you shall be punished with a thousand years in hell! Remember, I will not tolerate fakes!"

If the problem is a population problem how is abstanence (sp?) a sin? These words right here I would quickly be able to spot the head as Satan appearing as an angel of light and again trying to mislead the mass of the population through manifestation of power and fear. So:

1) I quit having sex. (If the wording is more Godly.)
2 It is Satan and to hell with him. He ain't ****.

 

[Eukaryote]

Somehow I agree with this and God will never contractict his own words in the scriptures.

NO FLAMING, OR RUDE JOKES, PLEASE! REMEMBER THIS IS HYPOTHETICAL! EXPECT TO BE REPORTED IF YOU'RE RUDE!​

Pay attention next time!

 

[MobBoss]

Haha Mobboss, I'm not suprised you're flaming on this thread, you're supposed to be serious about it. Just ask yourself, what would I do?

Ok, be serious about it. How? Its so outlandish.

But the bottom line is this. If God wanted to show up and turn us all into donkeys, well that would be that. What? Are we going to reject God, even though you are now a donkey?

But, thank goodness, such a situation is not scriptual and will never happen.

 

[GenMarshall]

Pay attention next time!

I was actualy not flaming nor making rude jokes.
I am actualy serious about the statement that God would not contradict his own worlds that are written in the Holy Bible. Even Father John Corabi would say that the scenario would be the work of the devil tricking the followers of Jesus.