You should run a NESer Dwarf Fortress AAR. Luckymoose used to do some legendary ones.
(Giant desert scorpion pets and wrestling goblins into volcanoes, anyone?)
I've only just started (on my second game atm), so I doubt I could match Lucky. I've already had a pretty fun moment already:
A wave of immigrants had just arrived, boosting my population up to 17 or so. As they were chilling out in the dining room, waiting for me to get around to assigning them jobs, a wave of goblins also arrived. Well, it turns out that the door I'd told a dwarf to install a month earlier was still sitting in a pile somewhere, so the goblins just walked right in without me realizing it. Although they did fight back somewhat, the immigrants basically got massacred. Luckily I had a strong wrestler with armor that wasn't too bad, and he bravely threw a couple of goblins at a wall and chased a third one out.
I watch the chase for a while, then finally I go back to do some exact damage assessment. At that moment, the miner I'd sent on some exploratory mining comes up from the sleeping quarters, running around wildly. He's on fire. So's most of the sleeping quarters. He proceeds to also start fires in a couple of stockpiles before he finally collapses. Turns out he accidentally ran into some magma.
Well it so happens that miner had a lover and due to his death, the destruction of her bedroom, the fact that her cat is on fire, the smoke, my unwise decision to prioritize magma-finding over beer-making, etc, she throws a tantrum. She happens to be quite a strong dwarfess so she manages to break a chest and arm. It doesn't take long until every dwarf in the fortress is either burning or tantruming.
My wrestler eventually returns, expecting a hero's welcome. He finds a mass of burning, mangled corpses. His cat, which had been following him the whole time, jumps right into the fire, with predictable results.