Winnie the Pooh banned from Polish playground - "inappropriate hermaphrodite"

[Domen]

Who is Kremlin and how can I contact him to get paid for my hobby

крем (krem):

+

Линь (lin)

How to contact them?

Maybe a krem made of lin is a good solution ??? Two in one.

 

[Domen]

Come on! "Polish" is plainly a made-up language. No one can possibly communicate in nothing but consonants all the time! Not even the Welsh try to do that. Find a group of Poles, sneak up on them without them noticing, and you'll find they're talking English to each other.

"Polish" is reserved for use in supermarkets to make out the people "using" it are somehow exotic. It's just a fad. And it will pass.

You see, you don't even know that all of world's songs are in fact in Polish:


Link to video.

 

[JollyRoger]

What a predator:

You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.

 

[Borachio]

The real Zen master is Piglet. Not Pooh.

“Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. "Pooh?" he whispered.
"Yes, Piglet?"
"Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's hand. "I just wanted to be sure of you.”

 

[Domen]

"POOH INTO DUST: WINNSASSIN'S CREED I" - new epic first-person shooter video game of all time:

Multiplayer Mode is also available:

 

[gay_Aleks]

I'd be pretty impressed if you made this one yourself.

 

[Domen]

Yeap - I made it. But it isn't hard. Or you mean the actual game?

 

[Hygro]

Poland=Beksinski

yyyyaaaasssssss

 

[Borachio]

Please note: no actual bears were harmed in the making of this thread.

Thank you.

 

[Domen]

Inhabitants of village Glinszcz Wielki near the town of Sokółka, Podlaskie Voivodeship - just 330 km from Tuszyn, Łódzkie Voivodeship - report a wounded Elk in their forest. Local medical service refused to help this Elk, because - as they say - this is "Red" Elk, and they don't help Communists or Hermaphrodytes. "Wounded bears and elks without complete wardrobe are not welcomed" - says Paweł Mędrek, district veterinary physician in Sokółka:

http://www.rmf24.pl/news-ranny-los-czeka-na-pomoc,nId,1563896

 

[red_elk]

Reminded me the story about helicopter pilots in Siberia trying to save elk who has broken through ice. Red elks in Russia are treated well!


Link to video.