What possible need can there be for a Theologian to use a pick?
To penetrate the thick skulls of those advocating heterodox cosmogonies of course.
Quite a crude, and probably offensive joke, eh? Even if it was said with a light-hearted intention.
As a left-handed person I'd like to point out that things like "southpaw" or "I use the fork in the wrong hand" are considered by many of us to be as repulsive as racist remarks that I won't repeat. That they are quotidian and ubiquitous is no exoneration. In everyday speech in English we don't usually say "that's correct" or "is that all the ice cream that remains?" And the alternatives hurt, even if we have been struck so often that we no longer notice. Ask any of our French-speakers what "gauche" means, or let those who speak Latin tell us about the real meaning of "dexterous" and "sinister". They are not isolated examples, either.
I once wrote a paper for a graduate course pointing out the difference (several percentage points) between the proportion of the population in the US born left-handed vs. those still left-handed as adults. In the 21st century west any ethnic group that forcibly lost members through the efforts of a whole society would soon revolt. Aside from the experiences of those like my grandfather, who had his left arm tied to his side in school, or those of us who have had our hands repeatedly slapped or beaten, there are many subtler prejudices. I had to teach myself to write, and to tie my shoes, without adult help, because they baldly said "I can't do it the way you do."
In my short paper, for which I did only three days' research, I was able to identify well over 150 common items that are designed for right-handed use. This includes everything from steak knives and spiral-bound notebooks to computer mice and keyboards. If you don't believe me about that last one look where the numeric keypad is located. Image the outrage if ATM touchscreens or commodes were
designed to be more awkward for Christians than for Muslims.
I know that there are going to be some left-handed members here who will apologetically describe my position as extreme. Poor unfortunates! As Paolo Frere has pointed out in
Pedagogy of the Oppressed, the ultimate oppression is to so inculcate the system of dominance that the oppressed carry the now invisible oppressor within themselves.