Ahh now I know where you're priorities are!
Nooooooooo! My secret is out. Well frankly I didn't have much only a rosé beer (guest beer too sweet), a Chimay white and a La Trappe blond. As I said not too much.
Major insert turnset edit
First things first I went through the cities half way through the TS and renamed the extant english ones:
Canterbury is now Duro.Cantacorum
Oxford, Manucium (actually Manchester)
Coventry, Corieltauvum (named after the local tribes)
Nottingham, Condate (St Albans?)
Newcastle, Pons Aelius
Wariwck, Verulamium
Hastings, Pontus Dubris (Dover, yes I know)
Liverpool, Evertonium.
Ok now for what I did.
Turn 275
I whip Neapolis (max overflow from treb)
Cavalry vs XBow (N of Londinium) wins with 6 str remaining.
Phant v Phant loses enemy @ 3.4str
Phant v Phant II wins 3.7 str
Capture the following:
I revolt to Mercantilism 2 turns! (I think we'll have to relax the GP requirement for our next revolt and GAge one)
Turn 276
Nada, strangely enough for the set.
Turn 277
Out of revolt shocked at losing money @100% cash

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Heavy micro is up.
Also a bit of whipping in Duro.Cantacorum and Arretium.
Turn 278
Neapolis Treb>Cav
Arretium Barracks>CH
Duro.Cantacorum CH>Bank
Heavy whipping in Mediolanum, Maoi, Vandal, Corieltauvum and Verulamium.
Assault Brighton (trebs previously reduced walls)
Treb w'draws L'bow enemy @1.5str
Treb 2 w'draws L'bow enemy @1.5str
Robert E. Lee is born! "The South shall rise again", "What you on about?" says I, and send him to Neapolis for my sanity.
Cav beats L'bow Perfect
L'bow beats L'bow Perfect
Raze Brighton, gain worker.
Cathy accepts the following:
Tech Const>Demo.
Fire sale:
Turn 279
Alexander comes along:
Open Borders anyway
Rome Mandir>Bank
Antium Cav>Settler
Mediolamun Cav>Galleon
Maoi Barracks>CH
Vandal Bank>Uni
Corieltauvum Granary>CH
Verulamium Granary>CH
Turn 280
Refuse:
Neapolis Cavalry>CH (will have to build some culture here, losing tiles slowly)
Portus Dubris Forge>Buddhist Mon
Turn 281
Mata Harney (if you know Irish politics you'll get the joke, if not look up Progressive Desocrats) GSpy born, founds Scotland Yard.
Spy died in Harappan during the IT
Whip Granary in Evertonium (losing pop, best option)
Turn 282
Mediolanum Galley>Bank
Condate Hind Mon>Hind Temple
Evertonium Granary>Ch
Turn 283
Cumae Stable>Hind Temple.
Harappan assault:
Treb 1 loses L'bow enemy @3.4
Treb 2 loses L'bow enemy@4.7
Cav 1 wins L'bow str 12.3
Cav 2 wins L'bow str 9.6
Phant loses X-bow @>60%
Mace beats X-bow str 1.3
Praet beats Mace str 1.3 c. 45% win
Praet beats L'bow str 4.5
Praet loses sword @83%
Turn 284
Rome Bank>Grocer
Antium Settler>Uni
Harappan Cav beats sword 7.8 str
Cav beats sword 7.8 str
And:
Also:
In the Interturn Izzy declares, as she's stupid enough to take Churchy as a vassal

, a perfect excuse for us though. However we lose a worker by Neapolis due to an Axe, spear pair being in Hammy's land.
Turn285
Londinium Rifle>Bud Temp.
Upgrade Neap warr to Mace
Get Cathy to declare for:
Turn 286
Portus Dubris Budd Mon> CH (and it is now that I realise that Churchy's last town is Dover

)
Outside Condate Cav beats mace and flanks a catapult (her only serious unit) leaving a SoD of:
And just for giggles here is what I called her Stack of Weed:
I also sell rifling to Hammy for:
Turn 287
Cathy asks for us to cancel our deals with Gandhi. I say yes but am so enchanted by her beauty I forget to take a screenie.
Rome Grocer>Cav
Maoi Ch>Cav
Izzy goes for Corieltauvm, I rearrange to destroy, but she de-pastures sheep

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Assault Navajo (had a Cav, Praet and Phant in transit):
All three win keep city.
Ravenna:
Mace beats Axe str4.2
Mace beats Spear str5.9
I also learn the German for Longbow! Yay!
Turn 288
Arretium Ch>Grocer
Corieltauvum loses granary:
Charles Martel beats Chariot
Rifle beats Chariot
Cav beats chariot
Cav beats chariot
Turn 289
Cumae Hind Temp>Treb
Ravenna Bank>Treb
Eboracum Uni>Hind Temp
Found Arpinium near Navajo. Got 42g from the hut, was hoping against hope for tech. Maintenance is eye-watering q10.4gpt so Courthouse dialled.
Cav mops up the catapult outside Corieltauvum
Turn 290
Rome Cav>Treb.
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