warpus
Sommerswerd asked me to change this
I bought a giant book of coupons from a guy who claims that the money ($25) is going to be used to feed homeless seniors.. or some such thing. I was reading the thing he had in front of me while he was talking, so I missed some of what he said.. In the end I suppose that his presentation was horrible, but I started looking through the giant book of coupons, and some of them actually seemed very useful, so I bought the thing. (The coupons are things like: 1/2 wings at my favourite wing place, pub discounts, bowling, golf, pet grooming discounts, random junk, but most of it is food-related stuff from restaurants & fast food places.. )
So everyone wins, right? The seniors get fed, I save some money, it will give me an added incentive to go out more often which isn't a bad thing, the local businesses make more money, and I'm assuming the people in charge of the charity get a more positive feeling out of helping the needy and even possibly religious bonus points if any of that stuff is true.
So here's the thing.. Like I said there are a lot of coupons to restaurants, pool halls, bowling alleys, etc. Places you might take a date to. Now, I don't presume to imagine that OT is a good place to be asking dating advice, but humour me..
Some girls would think that I'm cheap if I use a coupon on a date, right? Some probably wouldn't care, and some would think that I'm being economical. Those are the main 3 camps I could run into, right? I mean, it's possible my date could say something crazy like "coupons are against my religion" or "coupons are uncanadian", or "that's not a coupon, that's a panda" , but we can probably discount crazy people (I usually do)
Anyway, what sort of breakdown of camps can I expect here? It probably varies by experience and geographical location.. and maybe race, if you wanna get rasist.. but either way I demand some answers.
I'm thinking that with the type of coupons I have, I am invincible. If she doesn't care, that's neutral.. if she thinks I'm economical, that's positive.. and if she thinks that I'm cheap, I can point out that I am feeding the ELDERLY by doing this, thus shifting the favour in my direction again... I mean, how many people feed the ELDERLY
That leaves crazies and the girls who care more about themselves than starving old people, and the crazies will still probably at least put out anyway. So in the end, using my coupons on a date would be good?
So everyone wins, right? The seniors get fed, I save some money, it will give me an added incentive to go out more often which isn't a bad thing, the local businesses make more money, and I'm assuming the people in charge of the charity get a more positive feeling out of helping the needy and even possibly religious bonus points if any of that stuff is true.
So here's the thing.. Like I said there are a lot of coupons to restaurants, pool halls, bowling alleys, etc. Places you might take a date to. Now, I don't presume to imagine that OT is a good place to be asking dating advice, but humour me..
Some girls would think that I'm cheap if I use a coupon on a date, right? Some probably wouldn't care, and some would think that I'm being economical. Those are the main 3 camps I could run into, right? I mean, it's possible my date could say something crazy like "coupons are against my religion" or "coupons are uncanadian", or "that's not a coupon, that's a panda" , but we can probably discount crazy people (I usually do)
Anyway, what sort of breakdown of camps can I expect here? It probably varies by experience and geographical location.. and maybe race, if you wanna get rasist.. but either way I demand some answers.
I'm thinking that with the type of coupons I have, I am invincible. If she doesn't care, that's neutral.. if she thinks I'm economical, that's positive.. and if she thinks that I'm cheap, I can point out that I am feeding the ELDERLY by doing this, thus shifting the favour in my direction again... I mean, how many people feed the ELDERLY
That leaves crazies and the girls who care more about themselves than starving old people, and the crazies will still probably at least put out anyway. So in the end, using my coupons on a date would be good?
You getting half off on bowling doesn't help them either way; they already have their food.
