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Your last meal: A hypothetical situation

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In most places, a prisoner sentenced to execution has the one privlidge of choosing whatever they want to have for thier last meal. If you were an inmate on death row, what would you request for your last meal? Whether or your request is within reason mostly determines if you actually get it, but it seems most do.

If you need some inspiration, these are some famous last meals.

Spoiler :
Mark Dean Schwab: fried eggs, bacon, sausage links, hash browns, buttered toast and a quart of chocolate milk
Adolf Eichmann: He declined a special meal, preferring a bottle of Carmel, a dry red Israeli wine. He drank about half of it.
Aileen Wuornos: She declined a special meal, but had a hamburger and other snack food from the prison's canteen. Later, she drank a cup of coffee.
Allen Lee Davis: 350-pound "Tiny" Davis had the following last meal: one lobster tail, fried potatoes, a half-pound of fried shrimp, six ounces of fried clams, half a loaf of garlic bread, and 32 ounces of A&W root beer.
Ángel Nieves Díaz: He declined a special meal. He was then served the regular prison meal for that day, but he declined that as well.
Bruno Richard Hauptmann: Celery, olives, chicken, French fries, buttered peas, cherries, and a slice of cake.
Dennis Wayne Bagwell: Medium rare steak with A1 Steak Sauce, fried chicken breasts and thighs, BBQ ribs, French fries, onion rings, bacon, scrambled eggs with onions, fried potatoes with onions, sliced tomatoes, salad with ranch dressing, two hamburgers, peach pie, milk, coffee, and iced tea with real sugar.
Desmond Keith Carter: He declined a special meal, but had two cheeseburgers, a steak sub, and two Cokes from the prison canteen, for which he paid $4.20 from his prison account.
Dobie Gillis Williams: Twelve candy bars and some ice cream.
Edward Hartman: A Greek salad, linguini with white clam sauce, cheese cake with cherry topping, garlic bread, and a Coke.
Gary Gilmore: A hamburger, hard-boiled eggs, a baked potato, a few cups of coffee, and three shots of whiskey.
Gary M. Heidnik: Two slices of a cheese pizza and two cups of black coffee.
Henry Martinez Porter: Flour tortillas, T-bone steak, refried beans, tossed salad, jalapeño peppers, ice cream, and chocolate cake.
James Edward Smith: A lump of dirt, denied. Settled for a small cup of yogurt.
John Wayne Gacy: A dozen deep-fried shrimp, a bucket of original recipe chicken from KFC, French fries, and a pound of strawberries.
Karla Faye Tucker: Banana, peach, and garden salad with ranch dressing.
Perry Smith and Richard Hickock: Shrimp, French fries, garlic bread, ice cream, and strawberries with whipped cream.
Philip Workman: He declined a special meal for himself, but he asked for a large vegetarian pizza to be given to a homeless person in Nashville, Tennessee. This request was denied.
Rainey Bethea: Fried chicken, pork chops, mashed potatoes, pickled cucumbers, cornbread, lemon pie, and ice cream.
Robert Alton Harris: A 21-piece bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, two large Domino's pizzas (no anchovies), ice cream, a bag of jelly beans, a six-pack of Pepsi, and a pack of Camel cigarettes.
Ted Bundy: He declined a special meal, so he was given the traditional steak (medium-rare), eggs (over-easy), hash browns, toast, milk, coffee, juice, butter, and jelly.
Timothy McVeigh: Two pints of mint chocolate-chip ice cream.
Velma Barfield: She declined a special meal, having a bag of Cheez Doodles and a can of Coca-Cola instead.
Victor Feguer: A single olive with the pit still in it.
Wesley Baker:; breaded fish, pasta marinara, green beans, orange fruit punch, bread, and milk (Maryland execution: this was what was on the prison menu that day).
William Bonin: Two pepperoni and sausage pizzas, three servings of chocolate ice cream, and fifteen cans of Coca-Cola.
Saddam Hussein: Unconfirmed- Israeli sources speculate a hamburger, french fries and a cup of coca cola, other sources say he ate boiled chicken, rice, and drank hot water with honey the day before his execution.


I personally would ask for the world's rarest truffle. And while they were searching for it, I would tunnel my way to freedom, a la Dale Gribble.
 
A half pound burger made of ground kobi beef, lightly flavored with a marinade of teriyaki sauce, with fresh lettuce, tomato, two slices of swiss cheese and a slice of pineapple (marinaded in sweet teriyaki) on a lightly toasted bun.
 
I personally would ask for the world's rarest truffle. And while they were searching for it, I would tunnel my way to freedom, a la Dale Gribble.

Well if you're going to be silly I'd ask for a medium rare assualt rifle with some glazed body armour and plastique dumplings on the side, and a helicopter on toast for afters ;).
 
I would order about 6 sets of various Japanese Maki rolls. I freggin love those things but they are so damn expensive. Then I'll down half a bottle of patron gold.
 
Smoked salmon & cream cheese appetizers, breaded chicken breast stuffed with jalapeno havarti cheese and mushrooms, medrium rare t-bone steak from joe's (from vegas), mashed potatoes with garlic/cheese/butter with (real) gravy, .. and for dessert, could I possibly have one of the girls I was dancing with this past weekend?

As for drinks, I'd want some coca cola classic, some white chocolate liqeur (it's kinda like bailey's, but i forget the name), the most expensive bottle of red wine they got, and some water.
 
Chocolate spread on top of Brazilian naked girls.
 
Rice, Sweet and sour pork and Rissotto
 
Dennis Wayne Bagwell: Medium rare steak with A1 Steak Sauce, fried chicken breasts and thighs, BBQ ribs, French fries, onion rings, bacon, scrambled eggs with onions, fried potatoes with onions, sliced tomatoes, salad with ranch dressing, two hamburgers, peach pie, milk, coffee, and iced tea with real sugar.

How BIG was this guy?
 
Cracked crab and lobster.
 
My girlfriend's vagina.



Other than that...

It would definitely start with a bucket of the Colonel's original recipe chicken.

Almost certainly a good cut of steak, medium.

A boat load of french fries with plenty of salt.

A pound of bacon.

A bucket of rice pudding.

A slice of cheesecake.

A pint of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream; uncertain of which flavor at the moment.

A slice of Pumpkin Pie.

A banana.

A jar of creamy and crunchy peanut butter.

A good loaf of italian bread and some butter.

A couple of pork chops.

A dish of steamed broccoli dripping with butter.

Another pound of bacon.

A bunch of breakfast sausage.

A plate of home fries with plenty of salt.

A lobster tail.

A pound of shrimp with cocktail sauce.

My Mom's lasagna.

Mom's tuna salad on soft roll.

I am sure that I would add more...
 
I'd ask to eat every person responsible for causing me to get into the predicament in the first place, and every person who would be able to ensure I die.
 
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