End of Night 9
The killer burst into the victim's room, gun drawn.
"I can see your gun is rather large," said the victim, "but what about your firearm?"
The killer smacked his forehead in embarrassment. "How could I forget? I always confuse which one is for fighting and which one's for fun." The killer then pulled out his pistol and unloaded hot, scorching lead into the victim's cold, bloody torso.
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"The Black Knight always triumphs," proudly boasted
The Black Knigh.
"Ah, but you are not the Black Knight," countered
topsecret. "You're merely the Black Knigh, prone to typos and unfinished thoughts."
"You take that back, you son of a... of a...." The Black Knigh cursed. "Damn it, I lost my train of... of..."
Thought Express was stopped mid-thought by the Boot of Kicking. The Black Knigh cursed again, wiping blood from his mouth. topsecret smirked in satisfaction. He leapt at the still-recovering Black Knigh, chopping at his throat. The Black Knigh blocked the chop, but unfortunately for him, topsecret expertly contorted his attack to avoid the block and sweep out The Black Knigh's leg from under him. Collapsed on the ground, The Black Knigh struggled to get back on his feet, only to be kicked down again by the Boot of Kicking.
The Black Knigh lay in a heap on the floor, out of breath, wounded, and losing badly. topsecret prepared for the killing blow.
FINISH HIM.
FINISH HIM.
topsecret moved to obey the mysterious voice, but the Boot of Kicking stopped midswing after The Black Knigh's skillful distraction.
"Your shoes are untied!"
Panicking, topsecret stopped to look down at his shoes, then frowned. "Hey, these are expertly tied in the ancient-"
topsecret was cut off by the knife sticking in his belly. "I didn't know that was legal..."
The Black Knigh smirked. "Looks like you got caught bringing your hands to a butter knife fight."
~~~~~~~~
"Excellent. It seems the killers have taken to doing our work for us. Now it's time for you lazy bums to get on the job and follow their example!"
Suddenly, a loud
thump was heard outside. Everyone rushed out to find spaceman98's body had finally plummeted back to the earth.
"Looks like you guys are starting to get on the right track after all..."
Meanwhile,
Kennigit was freaking out. "Hey everyone, look at these sores! Help me! Gah!"
Day Ten ends in
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ALIVE:
13 / 35
Buddhafish
classical_hero
johnhughthom
Kennigit --
Resurrected Night 8
MartinLuther
mayor
mechaerik --
Resurrected Night 6
NinjaCow64
Takhisis
The Black Knigh
Verarde
Xenoneb
Zack
DEAD:
22 / 35
BSmith1068
robbiecon
JoanK
Warman
NedimNapoleon
Gone 3 the Celt
azzaman333
choxorn -- Loyal to the
Town
GhostWriter16 --
Communist, Loyal to the
Town
Mat93
Dreadnought
Joecoolyo
atheotes --
Magician, Loyal to the
Town
DaveShack
Visorslash
Dumanios
Mergle
SamSniped -- Loyal to the
Town
spaceman98 --
Nazi
BigTin
topsecret --
Nazi
CivCube