End of Day 2
The inconsiderate party guests had very inconsiderately elected to brutally murder their very considerate host. Naturally, Zack was considerately indignant.
"Oh, come on! I invite all of you to an undeniably great party that's going on for a ridiculous amount of time... and this is how you repay me? Calling for my head?"
"Wait, I thought this was just voting for the dunk tank?
"If Bill Gates showered you with money, would you bash his head in against a wall in a mad rage?"
One of the guests spoke up. "Well, to be fair, that's a ridiculous analogy."
"Shut the hell up, anonymous party-goer! You can't have a party without the host, and I'm the host, and this is a party! I WILL CHOOSE who goes into the dunk tank!"
Zack pointed at
JoanK.
"Young lady! Get in that dunk tank!"
"Hey, I'm not a wom-"
"JUST GET IN THE GODDAMN TANK WOMAN!"
JoanK sighed and climbed in. Zack launched an apple with a perfect spiral. Obviously, it's perfect aim carried it right into the center of the bull's-eye, sending JoanK down into the water.
Unfortunately for JoanK, a secret second door clamped shut after he fell in the water, trapping him in. JoanK died a watery death.
To her credit, she remained dignified the whole time.
Night Two ends in
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ALIVE:
32 / 35
atheotes
azzaman333
BigTin
Buddhafish
choxorn
CivCube
classical_hero
DaveShack
Dreadnought
Dumanios
ELITEOFWARMAN8
GhostWriter16
Gone 3 the Celt
Joecoolyo
johnhughthom
Kennigit
MartinLuther
Mat93
mayor
mechaerik
Mergle
NedimNapoleon
NinjaCow64
SamSniped
spaceman98
Takhisis
The Black Knigh
topsecret
Verarde
Visorslash
Xenoneb
Zack
DEAD:
3 / 35
BSmith1068
robbiecon
JoanK