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Zombie Preparation

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Omni314, Oct 29, 2009.

  1. TheLastOne36

    TheLastOne36 Deity

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    This thread is lol.

    Primary Weapon: MP5

    Secondary Weapon: Ray Gun

    Vehicle: Arassari Trek Toyota Vehicle, Upgraded of coarse. (that is my business vehicle)

    Fortress: Mountains of Merida

    Theme Song: Can't touch this - MCHammer

    Partner In Crime (er.. zombie killing): Hot chick I meet on the way, An Indian guy I met while hiking the mountains, and my best friend who like's heavy duty guns.

    Last Words: You can't touch this .. Dun-dunun-un
    Location: Mountains of Merida
     
  2. Virote_Considon

    Virote_Considon The Great Dictator

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    Primary Weapon: Some kind of gun, I hope. Anything I can get my hands on, really.
    Secondary Weapon: Nothing but my fists and feet.
    Vehicle: Vehicles are for "EDIT: Is this word really censored?"'s. I won't be needing one of them.
    Fortress: An area called "forbidden city", where I live(d).
    Theme Song: "Victory in Poland" by the Angelic Upstarts. Simply because it's an awesome song.
    Partner In Crime (er.. zombie killing): My friend Seb would probably be the most helpful zombie-fighter.
    Last Words: "BASTARDS!"
    Location: "Forbidden city"
     
  3. TheAwesome

    TheAwesome Chieftain

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    Location:
    In some game (it varies)
    Oh, yeah. I love these kind of threads.

    Primary Weapon: Chainsaw(never go anywhere in the Zombie Apocalypse without a chainsaw)
    Secondary Weapon: Colt .45
    Vehicle: Custom harley, equipped with some cool looking spikes on the front
    Fortress: A sandbag wall. And lots more sandbags after that.
    Theme Song: Not Ready to Die, by Avenged Sevenfold
    Partner in Crime: Who need's a partner to steal my kills? I'm going solo on this one!
    Last Words: If I'm going down, I'm takin' all you with me!(said as I pull the pin of my last grenade)
    Location: Somewhere in a heavily populated metropolis

    THAT is how I would do it. Probably wouldn't live long though...
     
  4. GinandTonic

    GinandTonic Saphire w/ Schweps + Lime

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    Primary Weapon: Shotgun. Because I live in the UK and realistically this is all I'm going to get access to. Also since I've no real world experience of firearms beyond the fairground range the simplest gun with the most zombie stopping power seems the best bet.

    Secondary Weapon: Sword. Ideally cavalry sabre since it was designed for cleaving heads without getting stuck.

    Vehicle: Fire engine. Lots of tools. Lots of room for the dream team. Built like a brick "outhouse". Lots of water. Dump the foam from the secondary tank and fill it with petrol.

    Fortress: For small group the disused Martello Tower at Rye Harbour. If we can get ten or so people Pevensey Castle. The keep has room for dozens to live or hundreds to hold out. With that level of manpower we can work on repairing the missing section of the outer curtain wall. There is a reason it stayed in use as a military fortification for two thousand years, it's bloody perfect.



    Theme Song: Dambusters.

    Partner in Crime: Fifteen week spaniel called Archie and Mrs Tonic.

    Last Words: What do you mean it's your fire engine?

    Location: In a ditch outside the fire station.
     
  5. AL_DA_GREAT

    AL_DA_GREAT amour absinthe révolution

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    Location:
    Stockholm Sweden
    Primary Weapon: Swedish army standard assualt rifle, the AK5D. A really good assault rifle that I have a lot of training with.
    Secondary Weapon: Glock 17. I love shooting with them and the gun is a classic for a reason.
    Vehicle:Sailboat. There is a lot of water where I live. A sailboat requires no fuel, can travel far, fairly fast and is low maintnance. Water is my friend in a zombie apocalypse. Zombies can't swim.
    Fortress:An island in Stockholm's archipelago.
    Theme Song: Its my life- Bon Jovi
    Partner In Crime (er.. zombie killing): Army buddys. My squad shall finally see action.
    Last Words: Attack!!!
    Location:Stockholm
     
  6. ghostmaker650

    ghostmaker650 Warlord

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    Location:
    SF Bay Area, CA
    Primary Weapon: Gnasher
    Secondary Weapon: Lancer
    Vehicle: Warthog, with mounted UV lights (just in case)
    Fortress: Costco
    Theme Song: Down with the sickness, by Disturbed
    Partner In Crime: Les Stroud
    Last Words: Duuuuude! No way! I blasted you!
    Location: Half Moon Bay (south of SF)

    On a more realistic scenario:
    Primary Weapon: 12 gauge pump action
    Secondary Weapon: Wooden bat with nails (no ammo required)
    Vehicle: a 4x4 jeep
    Fortress: Costco
    Theme Song: Down with the sickness, by Disturbed
    Partner In Crime: Who ever is bad enough to hang (preferably female ;) )
    Last Words: Duuuuude! No way! I blasted you!
    Location: Half Moon Bay (south of SF )
     
  7. NedimNapoleon

    NedimNapoleon Weird Little Human

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    Location:
    Bosnia
    Primary Weapon: AK-47 with fixed bayonet
    Secondary Weapon: Colt "357" Magnum
    Tertiary Weapon: Machete
    Extra weapon: Davy Crockett Nuke
    Vehicle: T-72 Tank
    Fortress: Always on the move
    Theme Song: AC/DC - Highway to Hell
    Partner In Crime (er.. zombie killing): Anyone who can drive a tank
    Last Words: "My work here is done" after activating a nuke
    Location: The more zombies the better.
     
  8. Patroklos

    Patroklos Deity

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    Omg a thread zombie back from the dead!!!!

    Kill it! AGAIN!!!
     
  9. Commodore

    Commodore Deity

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    Have none of you read the Zombie Survival guide? It clearly outlines the answers to all your needs in a zombie apocalypse.

    Primary Weapon: M1 Carbine
    Secondary Weapon: Machete
    Vehicle: Bicycle
    Fortress: Class 1 Outbreak: Board up my home; Class 2 Outbreak: Same as 1; Class 3 Outbreak: Prison; Class 4 Outbreak: Establish survivor community out in the wilderness far from any traces of former civilization
    Theme Song: None, the noise will attract the zombies.
    Partner: My wife and daughter
    Last Words: "Hmm, I thought it would be more painful"
    Location: Always on the move
     
  10. Mr. Dictator

    Mr. Dictator A Chain-Smoking Fox

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    Location:
    Murfreesboro, TN
    Primary Weapon: insanity
    Secondary Weapon: knowledge of my inevitable death
    Vehicle: your car/motorcycle/bike
    Fortress: rat hole
    Theme Song: rites of spring
    Partner In Crime: Jesus Earnhardt Jr. (my dog)
    Last Words: What's wrong, Jesus Earnhardt?
    Location: by a river.
     
  11. Heretic_Cata

    Heretic_Cata We're gonna live forever

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    Nope,
    Chuck_Testa.jpg
     
  12. Glassfan

    Glassfan Mostly harmless

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    Location:
    Kent
    Primary Weapon: Sawed-off shotgun - hard to miss with a shotgun.
    Secondary: Kitani - no reloads.
    Vehicle: Big SUV or Hummer - preferably with a plow in front.
    Fortress: "The Sands" - local 8-story condo with fencing and plenty of windows and roof space for garden and chickens (food sources).
    Theme Song: Die Valkure - great carnage tune to play over Hummer speakers.
    Partner: Kate Beckinsale, in her Underworld leathers.
    Last Words: "Oh Baby! Oh Baby! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
    Location: In the back seat.
     
  13. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    Location:
    Brazil
    Primary Weapon: AK-47, due to its ease of use

    Secondary Weapon: Mesoamerican obsidian sword - It's extremely sharp, and can thus easily remove zombie limbs

    Vehicle: Attack Helicopter

    Fortress: A mountain with a funicular railway, preferably with a Jesus statue

    Theme Song: Run to the Hills (Iron Maiden)

    Partner In Crime (er.. zombie killing): Stoned Jesus, right behind me

    Last Words: Get ready for a feast of lead!

    Location: Probably Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
     
  14. dIZZyBlIZZy

    dIZZyBlIZZy Batteries not included

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    Location:
    Deep 13
    Primary weapon: Remington 870 express 12 gauge (fortress will have plenty)

    Secondary weapon: Crowbar (handy tool as well as emergency weapon)

    Vehicle: As long as it starts

    Fortress: Brushy Mountain Correctional Complex

    Spoiler :


    Theme Song: Primordial - "Sons of the Morrigan"

    Partner In Crime (er.. zombie killing): Conscripts

    Last Words: Can't post

    Location: East Tennessee
     
  15. Bugfatty300

    Bugfatty300 Buddha Squirrel

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    Location:
    Mexico
    Primary Weapon: AK wit da banana clip

    Secondary Weapon: My O-face

    Vehicle: LTV (Limited Terrain Vehicle errr golf cart)

    Fortress: Any place with an AC outlet out to charge the LTV.

    Theme Song: Ecstasy of Gold from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

    Partner in Crime: One of those creepy life-like sex dolls whose name will be called Mrs. Beverly.

    Last Words: "Get your hands off me you damn dirty Zombies!"

    Location:
    Wilkes County, NC.
     
  16. Brighteye

    Brighteye intuitively Bayesian

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    Give me an axe and time and I'll survive the apocalypse. All the rest I can scrounge up from anywhere in the country.
    Most importantly, I will get some armour. Enough rags or thick clothes to take a human bite and they'll never get me: workman's gloves, a leather jacket, multiple balaclavas and some thick scarves etc. I might sweat a lot, but I doubt I'll mind.
     
  17. Loppan Torkel

    Loppan Torkel Deity

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    :salute:
     
  18. Darth Caesar

    Darth Caesar Might be a Wizard

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    Location:
    A Tower
    Primary Weapon: AK-47
    Secondary Weapon: Sawn-Off Shotgun
    Vehicle: Humvee
    Fortress: Underground bunker
    Theme Song: Requiem, Mozart
    Partner In Crime (er.. zombie killing): Navy Seal
    Last Words: This world's gone to hell and i'm finished
    Location: Private Island
     
  19. Hygro

    Hygro soundcloud.com/hygro/

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    Location:
    Montana
     
  20. Joecoolyo

    Joecoolyo 99% Lightspeed

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    Location:
    茨城県
    Primary Weapon: A pistol
    Secondary Weapon: Decent sized sword
    Vehicle: A horse named skittles
    Fortress: Beach house
    Theme Song: Knee Deep
    Partner In Crime (er.. zombie killing): My friends
    Last Words: At last we meet, old friend.
    Location: A beautiful Caribbean island
     

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