Zombie Preparation

This thread is lol.

Primary Weapon: MP5

Secondary Weapon: Ray Gun

Vehicle: Arassari Trek Toyota Vehicle, Upgraded of coarse. (that is my business vehicle)

Fortress: Mountains of Merida

Theme Song: Can't touch this - MCHammer

Partner In Crime (er.. zombie killing): Hot chick I meet on the way, An Indian guy I met while hiking the mountains, and my best friend who like's heavy duty guns.

Last Words: You can't touch this .. Dun-dunun-un
Location: Mountains of Merida
 
Primary Weapon: Some kind of gun, I hope. Anything I can get my hands on, really.
Secondary Weapon: Nothing but my fists and feet.
Vehicle: Vehicles are for "EDIT: Is this word really censored?"'s. I won't be needing one of them.
Fortress: An area called "forbidden city", where I live(d).
Theme Song: "Victory in Poland" by the Angelic Upstarts. Simply because it's an awesome song.
Partner In Crime (er.. zombie killing): My friend Seb would probably be the most helpful zombie-fighter.
Last Words: "BASTARDS!"
Location: "Forbidden city"
 
Oh, yeah. I love these kind of threads.

Primary Weapon: Chainsaw(never go anywhere in the Zombie Apocalypse without a chainsaw)
Secondary Weapon: Colt .45
Vehicle: Custom harley, equipped with some cool looking spikes on the front
Fortress: A sandbag wall. And lots more sandbags after that.
Theme Song: Not Ready to Die, by Avenged Sevenfold
Partner in Crime: Who need's a partner to steal my kills? I'm going solo on this one!
Last Words: If I'm going down, I'm takin' all you with me!(said as I pull the pin of my last grenade)
Location: Somewhere in a heavily populated metropolis

THAT is how I would do it. Probably wouldn't live long though...
 
Primary Weapon: Shotgun. Because I live in the UK and realistically this is all I'm going to get access to. Also since I've no real world experience of firearms beyond the fairground range the simplest gun with the most zombie stopping power seems the best bet.

Secondary Weapon: Sword. Ideally cavalry sabre since it was designed for cleaving heads without getting stuck.

Vehicle: Fire engine. Lots of tools. Lots of room for the dream team. Built like a brick "outhouse". Lots of water. Dump the foam from the secondary tank and fill it with petrol.

Fortress: For small group the disused Martello Tower at Rye Harbour. If we can get ten or so people Pevensey Castle. The keep has room for dozens to live or hundreds to hold out. With that level of manpower we can work on repairing the missing section of the outer curtain wall. There is a reason it stayed in use as a military fortification for two thousand years, it's bloody perfect.



Theme Song: Dambusters.

Partner in Crime: Fifteen week spaniel called Archie and Mrs Tonic.

Last Words: What do you mean it's your fire engine?

Location: In a ditch outside the fire station.
 
Primary Weapon: Swedish army standard assualt rifle, the AK5D. A really good assault rifle that I have a lot of training with.
Secondary Weapon: Glock 17. I love shooting with them and the gun is a classic for a reason.
Vehicle:Sailboat. There is a lot of water where I live. A sailboat requires no fuel, can travel far, fairly fast and is low maintnance. Water is my friend in a zombie apocalypse. Zombies can't swim.
Fortress:An island in Stockholm's archipelago.
Theme Song: Its my life- Bon Jovi
Partner In Crime (er.. zombie killing): Army buddys. My squad shall finally see action.
Last Words: Attack!!!
Location:Stockholm
 
Primary Weapon: Gnasher
Secondary Weapon: Lancer
Vehicle: Warthog, with mounted UV lights (just in case)
Fortress: Costco
Theme Song: Down with the sickness, by Disturbed
Partner In Crime: Les Stroud
Last Words: Duuuuude! No way! I blasted you!
Location: Half Moon Bay (south of SF)

On a more realistic scenario:
Primary Weapon: 12 gauge pump action
Secondary Weapon: Wooden bat with nails (no ammo required)
Vehicle: a 4x4 jeep
Fortress: Costco
Theme Song: Down with the sickness, by Disturbed
Partner In Crime: Who ever is bad enough to hang (preferably female ;) )
Last Words: Duuuuude! No way! I blasted you!
Location: Half Moon Bay (south of SF )
 
Primary Weapon: AK-47 with fixed bayonet
Secondary Weapon: Colt "357" Magnum
Tertiary Weapon: Machete
Extra weapon: Davy Crockett Nuke
Vehicle: T-72 Tank
Fortress: Always on the move
Theme Song: AC/DC - Highway to Hell
Partner In Crime (er.. zombie killing): Anyone who can drive a tank
Last Words: "My work here is done" after activating a nuke
Location: The more zombies the better.
 
Have none of you read the Zombie Survival guide? It clearly outlines the answers to all your needs in a zombie apocalypse.

Primary Weapon: M1 Carbine
Secondary Weapon: Machete
Vehicle: Bicycle
Fortress: Class 1 Outbreak: Board up my home; Class 2 Outbreak: Same as 1; Class 3 Outbreak: Prison; Class 4 Outbreak: Establish survivor community out in the wilderness far from any traces of former civilization
Theme Song: None, the noise will attract the zombies.
Partner: My wife and daughter
Last Words: "Hmm, I thought it would be more painful"
Location: Always on the move
 
Primary Weapon: insanity
Secondary Weapon: knowledge of my inevitable death
Vehicle: your car/motorcycle/bike
Fortress: rat hole
Theme Song: rites of spring
Partner In Crime: Jesus Earnhardt Jr. (my dog)
Last Words: What's wrong, Jesus Earnhardt?
Location: by a river.
 
Primary Weapon: Sawed-off shotgun - hard to miss with a shotgun.
Secondary: Kitani - no reloads.
Vehicle: Big SUV or Hummer - preferably with a plow in front.
Fortress: "The Sands" - local 8-story condo with fencing and plenty of windows and roof space for garden and chickens (food sources).
Theme Song: Die Valkure - great carnage tune to play over Hummer speakers.
Partner: Kate Beckinsale, in her Underworld leathers.
Last Words: "Oh Baby! Oh Baby! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Location: In the back seat.
 
Primary Weapon: AK-47, due to its ease of use

Secondary Weapon: Mesoamerican obsidian sword - It's extremely sharp, and can thus easily remove zombie limbs

Vehicle: Attack Helicopter

Fortress: A mountain with a funicular railway, preferably with a Jesus statue

Theme Song: Run to the Hills (Iron Maiden)

Partner In Crime (er.. zombie killing): Stoned Jesus, right behind me

Last Words: Get ready for a feast of lead!

Location: Probably Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
 
Primary weapon: Remington 870 express 12 gauge (fortress will have plenty)

Secondary weapon: Crowbar (handy tool as well as emergency weapon)

Vehicle: As long as it starts

Fortress: Brushy Mountain Correctional Complex

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Theme Song: Primordial - "Sons of the Morrigan"

Partner In Crime (er.. zombie killing): Conscripts

Last Words: Can't post

Location: East Tennessee
 
Primary Weapon: AK wit da banana clip

Secondary Weapon: My O-face

Vehicle: LTV (Limited Terrain Vehicle errr golf cart)

Fortress: Any place with an AC outlet out to charge the LTV.

Theme Song: Ecstasy of Gold from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

Partner in Crime: One of those creepy life-like sex dolls whose name will be called Mrs. Beverly.

Last Words: "Get your hands off me you damn dirty Zombies!"

Location:
Wilkes County, NC.
 
Give me an axe and time and I'll survive the apocalypse. All the rest I can scrounge up from anywhere in the country.
Most importantly, I will get some armour. Enough rags or thick clothes to take a human bite and they'll never get me: workman's gloves, a leather jacket, multiple balaclavas and some thick scarves etc. I might sweat a lot, but I doubt I'll mind.
 
Partner: Kate Beckinsale, in her Underworld leathers.
Last Words: "Oh Baby! Oh Baby! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Location: In the back seat.
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Primary Weapon: AK-47
Secondary Weapon: Sawn-Off Shotgun
Vehicle: Humvee
Fortress: Underground bunker
Theme Song: Requiem, Mozart
Partner In Crime (er.. zombie killing): Navy Seal
Last Words: This world's gone to hell and i'm finished
Location: Private Island
 
Primary Weapon: A pistol
Secondary Weapon: Decent sized sword
Vehicle: A horse named skittles
Fortress: Beach house
Theme Song: Knee Deep
Partner In Crime (er.. zombie killing): My friends
Last Words: At last we meet, old friend.
Location: A beautiful Caribbean island
 
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