1000 Clues You Play Civilization V Too Much.

[Lordleoz]

607: You believe archers can shoot two times as far as modern armors.

 

[Heerlo]

608:You think camels are really just a breed of horse.

 

[drac313]

609: You think it is perfectly fine and strategically sound to occasionally pillage a village and take captive the women and children.
610: You think ancient ruins can give you the secret to gunpowder if you explore them in 1700.

 

[Matthew.]

611: When you see your girlfriend for the first time in 2 and a half weeks, yet all you are thinking is how to fit a specific wonder into your opening strategy.

 

[King William I]

612. You hin there is a maximum of 22 countries. Everything else is a CS

 

[Skibbi]

613. You throw sticks expecting to out-range a gun
614. You believe that 10 people with stone axes can kill a robot.
615. WW2 must have lasted 1 turn or 3 on marathon.

 

[sennomulo]

When, in a half-asleep daze after being awoken, you wonder what bonus the cat is providing to your bed hexes.

 

[Skibbi]

^616
617: You believe that the British Empire had won a domination victory - Russia lost its capital to napoleon, berlin was lost to russia and england took france, as well as 1/4 of the world. They also took Washington in 1814.
618: Washington couldn't be burned - not even nukes can destroy a capital.
619: There are no such thing as ambassadors as it is just the leaders.

 

[akashsara]

620: You believe that Gandhi is a nuclear threat.
621: You believe that leaders of countries are immortal.

 

[smallfish]

You believe that the British Empire had won a domination victory - Russia lost its capital to napoleon, berlin was lost to russia and england took france, as well as 1/4 of the world. They also took Washington in 1814.

You got it all wrong!

The Winner of the War of 1812 was clearly... the Dutch! And it was fought with Machine Guns, GW Infantry, modern artillery and Gotha Bombers!

 

[Skibbi]

You got it all wrong!

The Winner of the War of 1812 was clearly... the Dutch! And it was fought with Machine Guns, GW Infantry, modern artillery and Gotha Bombers!

It is you who is wrong. It was fought with mechanised Infantry, Tanks and Rocket artillery and was won by the greeks who captured Turkey with their abundance of stealth bombers in the middle ages.

 

[Yum Caax]

Don't forget the Great Aztec-Ethiopia War of 1754.

 

[trexeric]

No, no no, the Aztec-Ethiopia War happened in 1703, as a side war to the larger Aztec-American War

 

[Skibbi]

Don't forget the Greek-French war in 4000 BC fought between 1 greek warrior and scout against 1 french warrior.

 

[Skibbi]

622: Elizabeth the first was the only British monarch ever
623: You wonder why people started using gunpowder - longswordsmen and muskets have the same strength.
624: You deny Deadliest Warrior's prediction that the Spartan would beat a Samurai - Samurai has 7 more combat strength and would do 6 damage to the spartan while only taking 3 damage.
625: Soviet Russia must have great production it is communist!

 

[krc]

622: Elizabeth the first was the only British monarch ever

Why did they bother to call her the first? Shouldn't she just be "Elizabeth the Only"?

 

[Skibbi]

Why did they bother to call her the first? Shouldn't she just be "Elizabeth the Only"?

True, true.
626: Democracy is a lie - it's the same leader all the time!
627: You think there is only one type of Panzer
628: You think you can make a spear and a rifle out of nothing
629: You believe it takes 1000 years for one battle
630: The distance from Paris to Moscow on tank is 100 years, right?

 

[DavisonACT]

631: You think 'If you build it they will come' must refer to one of the city improvements in Civ

 

[akashsara]

632: You believe that Cavalry beating entire continents in 2000 BC is perfectly normal.

 

[DavisonACT]

632: You believe that Cavalry beating entire continents in 2000 BC is perfectly normal.

633: or bowmen taking out entire navies ...