1000 things I learned from Media!

[aaglo]

26: Being hit by a bullet/shotgun/rocket doesn't slow you down one bit, you just lose a bit of health. (Wolfenstein/Doom/all_that_genre)

27: There's allways free parking space in front of the building you're going into.

28: You never need to lock the car doors. Nor you never need to unlock them.

29: You don't have to say "bye-bye" in the end of the telephone conversation.

 

[KaiserElectric]

30) Punching someone in the jaw will launch them several feet into the air. (Mortal Kombat)

31) When you fight important bad guys, there will be a little red bar that shows you how much health they have,

32) Everyone in the Dark Ages had perfect teeth. Except for bad guys.

33) Space travel requires minimal skill.

 

[cardgame]

34.

 

[CIV D]

35. Even bullets are dodgeable, if you're a hero.
36. Someone with no fighting experiance can beat anyone, if their purpose is right.
37. Either you get a great parking spot, or you drive around and around looking for one.

 

[classical_hero]

38. Pespi means "Pay Every Penny Saving Israel"
39. The logo of Starbucks is Queen Ester and as such it is an offence to all Muslims.

Both of these things I learned from the Chaser.

 

[cardgame]

pespi

40. Chuck Norris is awesome

 

[classical_hero]

Meh, a simple order error.

 

[KaiserElectric]

41. All succesful buisinessmen are indestinguishable from Mr. Burns.

 

[CIV D]

42. You NEVER need to use the bathroom.

 

[cardgame]

43. If you do use the bathroom, a creepy old guy comes and talks to you @ the urinal

 

[mech654]

44) the bad guy does a like an hour like monologue, which gives the hero enough time to recover and kill the bad guy.

 

[kulade]

45. Even in the case of anthropomorphic animals, racial stereotypes still exist (there's always a token black guys even if you're not dealing with humans).

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

1000 things about media, and then way more.

 

[cardgame]

A thousand curses upon you, and then way more!

 

[CIV D]

46.Every bad guy, no matter how sane, will always reveals their evil plot to the hero, allowing the hero to stop the bad guy.

 

[Dumanios]

47:Chuck Norris can swim through land.

 

[Afforess]

48.) It is possible to pilot any vehicle in a moments notice
49.) You can survive a nuclear blast inside a lead-based refrigerator
50.) Behind every waterfall is a secret cavern
51.) Industrialists are evil, fat, and smoke cuban cigars
52.) The government never has done wrong
53.) It is possible to take an excellent book and ruin it as a movie (Eragon)
54.) Life was easier and simpler several hundred years ago
55.) The tortoise will always beat the hare in a race

 

[mechaerik]

53.) It is possible to take an excellent book and ruin it as a movie (Eragon)

56) It is extremely probable to take an excellent movie and ruin it as a game (99% of all movie-based video games).

 

[Gaga1111]

57)The good guys always shoot their target with perfect precision while flying in the mid-air.(Countless games and movies)

 

[Dumanios]

56) It is extremely probable to take an excellent movie and ruin it as a game (99% of all movie-based video games).

58:Or the other way around.