1000 things I learned from Media!

[Afforess]

59.) Every Alarm clock makes exactly the same noise going off
60.) Everyone wears Rolex's
61.) There is never any wait time in an ER
62.) The world's leading medical specialists are always at your beck and call
63.) The Average Hitchhiker is probably a serial killer

 

[CIV D]

64. Regular people are capable of making amazing machines just to smash an alarm clock.
65.Its possible to take a good book and ruin it with a movie, then, ruin it even more with a lousy video game.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

66. No matter how bad the global catastrophe, there are always survivors

 

[DroopyTofu]

67) Aviators are the only brand of sunglasses
68) Federal police (FBI, CSI, etc) always get cases with no clues whatsoever, but always catch the bad guy at the last second.
68) Vampires sparkle and are always hot.

 

[cardgame]

69.) If the po-pos call for backup, it invariably arrives just in time to save their asses.

Unless the police are a pair of rebels sort of who don't like beaurocracy and the rest of the PD, then they take them out by themselves and then go like "where the hell were you losers"

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

70: Nuclear weapons can destroy anything.

 

[cardgame]

71.) If a character has to die, it's going to be a man

 

[Magnificent One]

72.Aliens all have single, monolithic cultures: one language, one religion, one outfit, per planet.
73.Dogs always know who's bad, and bark at them.
74.A villain will always commit murder right in front of the window when someone with binoculars is watching.
75. People never cough, sneeze, blow their noses, or show any other symptoms of being in less than perfect health.
76.If someone does cough,it is a symptom of terminal illness.
77.There are always people carrying around large sheets of glass on the street during a car chase.
78.Cars have all excellent brakes and can come to a full stop from 80 MPH (with loud screeches, even on dirt roads) in 20 ft.
79.You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences.
80.People typing away on a computer will turn it off without saving the data.
81.A dying person's last words will always be coherent and significant.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

82: Children can survive at sea in tiny sailboats.

 

[CIV D]

83. Crimes always involve a shootout.
84. Sometimes a nuke can't eradicate a city.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

84. Sometimes a nuke can't eradicate a city.

That's nothing special. It's like that in real life too.

 

[Magnificent One]

85.In order to pose as a German in WWII,simply ge tthe outfit and speak with a gemran accent.There is no need to actually speak German.

 

[DroopyTofu]

86) Similarly, anywhere you go in the world, the people you see will always speak perfectly fluent English, unless you can speak their language, then you just talk and the words will appear floating in English out of nowhere.

 

[Gaga1111]

87. no matter how high a building(eg.40 storeys) is if you land in a pool no matter what, you will always come out of it perectly fine.

 

[dwaxe]

88. It is possible to create a 500x500 image from 3x3 pixels.

 

[cardgame]

88. It is possible to create a 500x500 image from 3x3 pixels.

haha, yes... I hate CSI when it pulls that

 

[Earthling]

Good list of evil villain related stuff:

-Only hire a bounty hunter who does it for the money. Those who enjoy the "thrill of the hunt" are prone to making stupid mistakes, like giving the target a "sporting chance."

 

[nzk13]

17) No one sees anything wrong with also calling the same person a communist and a fascist.

and a Capitalist.

 

[Dumanios]

90: You have to be reasonably good at kicking ass in order to drink milk (WOW).

 

[cardgame]

what?