1000 things I learned from Media!

[Dumanios]

Here you can list what you "learned" from TV shows,video games and Movies.

1:The Hero almost never dies(Exceptions:Star Trek and FF7)
2:If your wearing red,you die unless you name is Scotty(Star Trek)
3:That Teenage girls are capable of picking up logs(Pokemon)
4:That,If your strong enough,you can kill,beat up,capture,etc a god
5:That a Spearman Is entirely capable of killing Bombers,Battleships and Tanks.(Civ)

 

[Joecoolyo]

6: If you believe in yourself, and have a montage, you will be able to do anything and succeed.

 

[CIV D]

7. It CAN take a year to get from 1 city to another.

 

[Dumanios]

8:That Disney fails at history.

 

[holy king]

9. now matter what, i will always have the exact amount of money a cab drive just cost in my wallet.

 

[Dumanios]

10:That the hero always wins.

 

[mechaerik]

11. The woman, no matter how insanely hot, will always fall in love with the hero, no matter how fat, ugly, or annoying.

 

[Earthling]

This thread reeks of "guy who never heard of TV tropes." Although, I do have to say I was incredibly lucky to find a link to this comic the other day.
http://www.brawlinthefamily.com/

Also,

12) Psychologists are evil, as per my thread, and it was always a picture of a horse.
13) Oh, almost forgot, unicorns are always unprovoked, rampant murderers.

 

[Dumanios]

14:That it takes less time to go over a mountain pass than a hill.

 

[cardgame]

15) If you call anyone you disagree with a socialist, you can garner a lot of support.

 

[Dumanios]

16:Turtles have a thing for blonds

 

[mechaerik]

15) If you call anyone you disagree with a socialist, you can garner a lot of support.

17) No one sees anything wrong with also calling the same person a communist and a fascist.

 

[CIV D]

18. Evil women sit in wheelchairs strocking cats.

 

[mechaerik]

19) Everyone loves the hero, no matter how much collateral damage he causes, bad guys he kills, etc.

 

[Dumanios]

20:That you can have anything as a pet.

 

[KaiserElectric]

21) Bombs always come with big, neon-red countdown timers.

 

[cardgame]

22) The bad guys are always morons who could strangle themselves on a wet paper bag.

 

[CIV D]

23. All scientists constantly carry around bubbling test tubes and are often completly insane.

 

[Tee Kay]

24. Bad guys are lousy with guns. Good guys always have good aim.

 

[Dumanios]

25:In an age of guns and tanks,swords and spears are still viable(Various games)