1900AD
And now Rome is under threat
MONTEZUMA: Im telling you, when I roll through the gates of Persepolis in a Tank and capture Cyrus, I am gonna make him pay for every bloody minute of my time he wasted with his stupid counterattacks. And Im pretty expensive.
VERZUMA: Very good, but what about Rome?
MONTEZUMA: Just send our Paris army across. I was gonna use it to invade Berlin, but its gonna have to . . .
POPOL: You were gonna declare war on Frederick? Is this a good time?
MONTEZUMA: Yeah, because Berlins culture is pissing me off NOW!
VERZUMA: If I could just point out that our army cant even get to Rome without passing through Germany . . .
MONTEZUMA: You mean I have to go all the way over to Germany to force Fred to open his borders with me as well?
AXA: No, you could send me. Im fed up of . . . I mean, Id love to see Europe, as my stay in Paris was both brief and unenjoyable.
MONTEZUMA: No sweat Axa, Im on the case. (Montezuma exits)
POPOL: Thats what everyones afraid of.
(Montezuma arrives on Berlin)
MONTEZUMA: Frederick! I wish good health upon you and your kin.
FREDERICK: And I wish upon the House of Zuma what they truly wish upon me.
MONTEZUMA: Bastard! But anyway, as long as you give me Open Borders, Im not gonna wipe you out. Oh, and did I mention that if you see fit to refuse, such is your stubborn nature, I will likely declare war on you, and move my troops through to Rome anyway, albeit via Berlin.
FREDERICK: You did imply that.
MONTEZUMA: Good! So thats a yes?
FREDERICK: I dont see that I have any choice.
MONTEZUMA: No, you dont really. But hey, thats life. Its unfair. Not to me though.
(Montezuma returns to Tenochtitlan)
MONTEZUMA: So what did I miss?
POPOL: Recently, or just generally?
MONTEZUMA: Dont play smart with me Popol. Besides, Id win any day.
VERZUMA: We managed to capture Warwick in NE Quebecacoatzl. It used to be English.
MONTEZUMA: Another score for the righteous! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
AXA: Yeah, a negative score.