A Brave New World Part 2

And this will be decided between you and Venezuela with no Cuba? I never knew treaties could work that way!

To: EQ
From: fc

I give you an e-hug in exchange for the following:
- you give me an e-hug back
- Circuit gets an economic crash
- Crezth's leader dies of a heart attack
- Warman's parliament building explodes with the parliament in it
- Luckymoose's generals and admirals stage two independent coups
- we agree to mutual e-hugging for the next 10 turns

I await your response!

(FYI this is my third ever post here without direct connection to the game; the others were a pair of "pc + 1"s intended to mock those goddamn orders sent posts)

Hey! My "orders sent" posts were because I had at least two separate occasions of a mod (Not EQ) having written that I didn't send orders when I did. It was not about padding my post count.....very much....

Anyways <3 for forgetting China.
 
And this will be decided between you and Venezuela with no Cuba? I never knew treaties could work that way!

I never knew allies never spoke to each other! No need to be nitpicky.
 
And this will be decided between you and Venezuela with no Cuba? I never knew treaties could work that way!

To: EQ
From: fc

I give you an e-hug in exchange for the following:
- you give me an e-hug back
- Circuit gets an economic crash
- Crezth's leader dies of a heart attack
- Warman's parliament building explodes with the parliament in it
- Luckymoose's generals and admirals stage two independent coups
- we agree to mutual e-hugging for the next 10 turns

I await your response!

(FYI this is my third ever post here without direct connection to the game; the others were a pair of "pc + 1"s intended to mock those goddamn orders sent posts)

To: FC
From: EQ

We cannot agree to such a treaty, as mutual e-hugging for 10 turns would be too "homosexual," unless of course you are really an attractive woman, in which case, we will have to insist upon 50 turns of ehugging. Also we insist on a third coup for luckymoose, so we can include the air force as well.
 
To: Paraguay, Peru, Venezuela
From: SUSA


Please respond to our earlier diplomatic messages. We are committed to peace.

To SUSA
From New England, Allies

Speaking on behalf of the Allies in South America, we can agree in principle to all points listed by SUSA, save the issue of Guyana. We feel that a referendum should be held to see whether or not they wish to remain a part of SUSA or go independent.

We would also appreciate a pledge from SUSA that they will not interfere in the United Atlantic Cities fight for freedom, or that they will help to end the conflict peaceably by encouraging their Argentine allies to allow those who wish to leave their nation to do so.
 
From: New Jersey
To: Metis Republic and New France


We hope our fellow Francophone nations do well in the coming year. War has a tendency to tear apart nations and people alike, and we hope this does not happen to our friends in the north. We wish you all the best of luck in these trying times and would like to ensure the Metis and New French that they will be in the prayers of the New Jerseyan people.
 
To: FC
From: EQ

We cannot agree to such a treaty, as mutual e-hugging for 10 turns would be too "homosexual," unless of course you are really an attractive woman, in which case, we will have to insist upon 50 turns of ehugging. Also we insist on a third coup for luckymoose, so we can include the air force as well.

OOC: LoL!
So why doesn't FC like Russia? Or does he just dislike the parliament?
 
To SUSA
From New England, Allies

Speaking on behalf of the Allies in South America, we can agree in principle to all points listed by SUSA, save the issue of Guyana. We feel that a referendum should be held to see whether or not they wish to remain a part of SUSA or go independent.

We would also appreciate a pledge from SUSA that they will not interfere in the United Atlantic Cities fight for freedom, or that they will help to end the conflict peaceably by encouraging their Argentine allies to allow those who wish to leave their nation to do so.

To: New England
From: SUSA


Those terms seem reasonable. While we will not recognize the UAC, we believe the war is more costly and no longer worth pursuing. We hope the Argentine government will agree.


The Treaty of Wilhemsburg shall be modified to read as such:

1. Venezuela will withdraw all forces out of the SUSA.
2. The SUSA will withdraw her forces out of Colombia.
3. The SUSA will renounce claim to Venezuela, Colombia, and Peru.
4. Venezuela will renounce all claim to Georgetown and Wilhelmsburg.
5. A plebiscite shall be held in Guyana, with the following options:
a. Guyana shall remain a colony of Cuba.
b. Guyana shall become independent.
c. Guyana shall become a part of the Socialist Union of South America.
6. The Guyanan plebiscite shall be monitored by Cuba and the SUSA.
7. Free elections shall be held in Bolivia, and the disputed land currently occupied by Peru shall be turned over to the Bolivian government (including former Chilean territory).
8. Elections shall be monitored by Peru, New England, and the SUSA.
9. A peace shall be established between Cuba, Venezuela, Colombia, Peru, New England, and the SUSA.
10. The SUSA shall be permitted free and unhindered trade with the UCNA immediately.
11. A nonaggression pact shall be signed between the SUSA and Venezuela, Colombia, and Peru for 15 years.
12. The SUSA shall not interfere in the rebellion of the UAC.

14. This treaty shall be nullified if any of these terms are violated.

Signed, Luis Carlos Prestes
Chairman of the Socialist Party of the Socialist Union of South America


EDIT: Oops, forgot to revise #2.
 
Letter Concerning Important Matters

To Paul Magloire, Leader of the Righteous Haitian Liberation Movement

Word of the bombings have finally reached the mountains of Haiti. I had my doubts that these home-made bombs could do any real damage. The Cubans have invaded and taken our homes but we shall continue to fight using any means necessary.

Concerning more important matters I have gone through at least 5 villages looking for him. Each village claimed to have him, but it was quite clear these were nothing more than lies. Until of course I came upon the fifth village. The people there were serious about this matter, I demanded that they take me to him. They did, he lived in the largest house(or hut more accurately) and the people treated him and his mother as though they were royalty. Always bowing their heads and bringing them the best food they had to offer. Every village I had been to before put up a similar show, but there was always some laughing or giggling among the people and it would turn out to be a joke. But no laughing in this village.

I asked this him who he was, how old was he, where did he come from, all these questions in Creole. I got no reply, and then I asked him in french, which no peasent farmer can speak. He answered every question in proper French, including his name which he said is Faustin IV.

I have no doubts that this boy is the grandson of former Faustin III. Our people now have hope.

From Elie Lescot
 
To: New England
From: SUSA


We're willing to take some of the refugees fleeing France in Africa, particularly the French socialists. We are willing to work out an agreement guaranteeing their safe passage.
 
To England:
From Scotland:

We request a two year cease fire. The people ask to have this so the soldiers can spend time with their families, but we will understand if you do not accept this.
 
To Scotland
From England:

A two year cease fire so your troops can visit their families in captured scottish territory that does not sound feasible, regardless why should we give you two years to rearm when we can finish you off for good now. Surrender or your soldiers will never see their families again.
 
To England:
From Scotland:

The Scotish people will never be completely destroied as long as people remember this war. We represent the values of loyalty and honnor. When we are destroied as a country you will face the full furry of the Axis and we will rise again from the ashes of your country!

To Ireland:
From Scotland:

My foreign brothers I ask for your aid in my time of need. I do not want your land and if you help Scotland you will be rewareded for your endeavors.
 
All NPCs in South America involved with the treaty agree to the one recently posted by Circuit.


To: Scotland and England
From: Irish Republic

While we do not exactly have warm relations with the English, we still recognize that they can be reasonable. We highly suggest that Scotland surrender their untenable position to the English, assuming that overall Scottish national sovereignty is respected. We would be very much disinclinded to see English annexation of Scotland, but we believe that the Scots should consider a peaceful resolution before it is too late.
 
To Irish Republic:
From Scotland:

Surrender is out of the question, for we would not only betray our Allies but the Scotish soldiers that died in this war as well as their families. Scotish honnor dictates that we fight the English for even suggesting that we turn our backs on our Allies.
 
To Irish Republic:
From Scotland:

Surrender is out of the question, for we would not only betray our Allies but the Scotish soldiers that died in this war as well as their families. Scotish honnor dictates that we fight the English for even suggesting that we turn our backs on our Allies.

OOC: It seems Mel Gibson has been placed in charge of Scottish military affairs.
 
To: New England
From: SUSA


Those terms seem reasonable. While we will not recognize the UAC, we believe the war is more costly and no longer worth pursuing. We hope the Argentine government will agree.


The Treaty of Wilhemsburg shall be modified to read as such:

1. Venezuela will withdraw all forces out of the SUSA.
2. The SUSA will withdraw her forces out of Colombia.
3. The SUSA will renounce claim to Venezuela, Colombia, and Peru.
4. Venezuela will renounce all claim to Georgetown and Wilhelmsburg.
5. A plebiscite shall be held in Guyana, with the following options:
a. Guyana shall remain a colony of Cuba.
b. Guyana shall become independent.
c. Guyana shall become a part of the Socialist Union of South America.
6. The Guyanan plebiscite shall be monitored by Cuba and the SUSA.
7. Free elections shall be held in Bolivia, and the disputed land currently occupied by Peru shall be turned over to the Bolivian government (including former Chilean territory).
8. Elections shall be monitored by Peru, New England, and the SUSA.
9. A peace shall be established between Cuba, Venezuela, Colombia, Peru, New England, and the SUSA.
10. The SUSA shall be permitted free and unhindered trade with the UCNA immediately.
11. A nonaggression pact shall be signed between the SUSA and Venezuela, Colombia, and Peru for 15 years.
12. The SUSA shall not interfere in the rebellion of the UAC.

14. This treaty shall be nullified if any of these terms are violated.

Signed, Luis Carlos Prestes
Chairman of the Socialist Party of the Socialist Union of South America


EDIT: Oops, forgot to revise #2.

New England signs
 
New England signs

From: SUSA

May South America prosper from this peace!

And we hope New England will respond soon to our offer on taking the French refugees.

OOC: I just noticed that there's a big hole where Clause 13 might go.
 
From: SUSA

May South America prosper from this peace!

And we hope New England will respond soon to our offer on taking the French refugees.

OOC: I just noticed that there's a big hole where Clause 13 might go.

To SUSA
From New England

We have already found refuge for the displaced people in the Congo, thank you.
 
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